LMR? ASD? Wtf was this.

Heraclius

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So last night I met this crazy Eastern European girl off tinder. HB7.

I went over to her place for "drinks and a movie" for our first meetup, which tinder women rarely seem to agree to so quickly. I assumed this was a DTF signal. So I get there and she's already kinda drunk from a work happy hour, plus an hour late to what we agreed. But she seems into me. We banter, I tease her, we grab some wine and smokes and take a walk to a park. She's open to my kino and I escalate it gradually. We go back to her place and drink more while making dinner together then watch the flick. By this point were both drunk and it's really late. I've kinod to the point where I'm basically rubbing her crotch thru her jeans. She leaves the room and i assume it was to use the washroom. But she doesn't come back, so I go looking for her. She's in bed. I announce that I'm crashing with her for the night cause I'm too drunk to drive. She says cool.

So I crawl into bed with her in my boxers. She's fully clothed. Rub her arm for 15 seconds then grab her head and start making out. She responds enthusiastically. 20 minutes later she's topless and moaning as I kiss her neck and breasts. She starts to rub her *****. I take this as a sign to escalate and
Start to pull down her pants. She's says no. I go back to kissing. I bite her nipples gently and she's all "harder! F!ck!". I slide my hand down her pants and she pulls it out. This sort of dynamic goes on for another 20 minutes.

By this point I'm frustrated. I've been lavishing her with foreplay and she hasn't done a thing. I grab her hand and put in on my junk. She doesn't protest and strokes it. She informs me that she's getting some toys. So she comes back in the room with lube, her vibe and handcuffs. I inform her that I'm not wearing the cuffs no offense. She protests but accepts it. She jerks me off. She's still rubing herself this whole time and using her vibe. So I make another move to put my hand down her pants. She says no and removes it again. She's laughs and in a sultry tone says "you're so bad haha". I laugh and keep making out. She jerks me off again in a bit. Eventually were both exhausted an go to sleep.

2 + hours of foreplay, two handjobs, her getting toys and rubbing her self for over an hour... And she rebuked all 5 of my attempts to **** her. She's moaning and screaming yes, biting my lip, giving me hickeys, pulling my hair ect. She was 100% into it. Why the **** wouldn't she cave? Was I supposed to just ignore her protests and smash her? In this rape culture feminist age that's the last thing I'm doing!

What the heck was this crazy broad playing at? Was this surmountable lmr or a highly convincing ASD??

Sorry for the long post! Trying to make sense of this.
 

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sounds like a fun night still. Perhaps that is her hamsters way of saying that it wasn't a one night stand because you didnt fvck. A logical male brain would consider playing with sex toys, masturbating and playing with handcuffs to be a step above a simple fvck.

I wouldn't worry too much about it. Do you think you will see her again?
 

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Did her panties eve come off? Maybe she was on the rag or has a yeast infection or something.
 

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Ah, my friend, you were only good enough to be stroked by the hand of her cherry palm. Your sword and fingers never even came close to touching her fun box. When you are denied the access to her poosey don't let her emasculate you as she pleasures herself with a prosthetic penis. Your lasso should be fully erect as she allows you the entrance you have been dying for. This lass never even let you feel how wet she was getting in the midst of her pleasure. My friend, you want to be intruding her holes in every possible way. You don't want to be a intruder inside her bed which is how she was treating you. This lass didn't want your lasso I'm afraid, the reason why she moved away your hand. Seek out another lady who will bend over at your command.
 

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Montague_Leach said:
Ah, my friend, you were only good enough to be stroked by the hand of her cherry palm. Your sword and fingers never even came close to touching her fun box. When you are denied the access to her poosey don't let her emasculate you as she pleasures herself with a prosthetic penis. Your lasso should be fully erect as she allows you the entrance you have been dying for. This lass never even let you feel how wet she was getting in the midst of her pleasure. My friend, you want to be intruding her holes in every possible way. You don't want to be a intruder inside her bed which is how she was treating you. This lass didn't want your lasso I'm afraid, the reason why she moved away your hand. Seek out another lady who will bend over at your command.
That's kinda the vibe I was getting, oddly enough.

I don't understand why she would indulge in everything else then and not just give me the cold shoulder if I wasn't up to her standards for poosey penetration??

I've never been in a situation like this before... what would a proper Don Juan do? Ignore her and go to sleep?

Might as well suck on some fun bags and blow a load or two on her chest, compliments of her well-lubed hand, no?
 

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I suppose you could try the freeze out. Do you feel satisfied by the experience or emasculated?

If you felt satisfied and pleased with it, congrats.
If you felt emasculated you should have stopped participating.

Tough call, I assume you thought you were getting LMR and a few more tries would grant you access.
 

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Sadly, I've been doing this twice now to this plate.

she drives, picks me up some booze...we eat, whatever...and I let her stroke me and its all fun.

I don't kiss her or penetrate her. although I have before

want to know the reason. low interest level and I don't find her super sexy.
I am afraid you were a drunken night of whatever and she has a big ass ego thinking that her privates are above ur privates ....


basically she got all the foreplay she wanted lmao.

I wouldn't have let her dildo herself while I'm kissing her boobs lol

or it could be a psychological issue where the only way she cvms is with a robotic fast vibrating toy.

either way....id move on.

quick answer to ur question...shes selfish or crazy...probably both. And u don't need that stuff.
 

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that is pretty strange OP. Don't know the answer. Maybe ask her?

My rule is that I'm ok with it if the girl gets me off, even if we don't f*ck. It's the thought that counts :)
 

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Maybe b!tch has herpes and hasn't figured out how to tell you. I am fairly certain that something was wrong with the snatch and that's why you couldn't play with it.
 

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It was probably ASD. She also probably watches a lot of porn and wanted you to make her suc your dic before sex. Why didn't you guide her head to your **** and tell her to suck? You had such a focus on getting her pants off you missed a good shot at a bj. Also you could have cuffed her up.
 
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