Vigilante7
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Im pissed off, but still laughing at this
This happened yesterday, Friday.....
I needed a haircut, so ive switched haircut places to this 40 dollar stylist who does a very good job, so naturally I don’t know anyone....
In this styling / haircut / salon place, there are fukkking fine azz girls !! LIKE FINE !!!......I meet my mom there as she comes back from working out and we go in to this place, as soon as I come in, i get interest from these fine girls who are like 24 yrs olds and im 16 but look 19-20 as im wearing older, more mature clothing.
So these stylists know my mom cause they style my mom’s hair, and they introduce themselves because theyre naturally friendly….but you can tell when theyre interested and when theyre doing theyre jobs…HBMakeup8.5 (would be a 6 if she wasn’t a makeup expert), some HB8.5 and HBBody9.5 (best body ive ever seen, 5’5, perfect tits, skinny waist, fat azz, nice hair, cute dimples, you know how these Latinas are)…anyway I go sit down on the chair, mom leaves for a bit, I start talking to all three of these girls and theyre laughing a lot and showing a bit of interest (you can tell between friendly and having fun) and were joking around…HBBody9.5 is doing my hair, so the other 2 leave to do some work and she is laughing at things that aren’t even funny and constantly smiling and giving me strong ec (IOI)…I find out she is 21, hairstylist and Portuguese blah blah
Anyway, im thinking ive got this girls number for good, and then my mom comes in and were talking:
Me: …..For some reason, I have thinning air on top of my head and this is really unexpected because this has never happened before
HBBody9.5: Well it could be because of stress
Mom: What stress do you go through at 16 LMAO!
HBBody9.5 (with shocked look on her face): Your 16….Oh…..
NO INTEREST AT ALL FROM THEN ON LOL
She goes to wash my hair after
HBBody9.5: Im still shocked that your 16, you look older
Me: Yea, I was hoping my mom wouldn’t say my age LOL
It was jokes cause I knew there was no chance…..from then on conversation was bad, pauses were often, no smiling, rarely any ec….
LOL….i told my friends yesterday and they were laughing their azzes off….
EDIT: - IM NOT CONFIDENT, BUT FOR SOME REASON I THINK I HAVE NO CHANCE WITH OLDER WOMEN CAUSE THEY AUTOMATICALLY THINK THAT IM YOUNGER SO IM NOT NERVOUSE....IM LOW RAFC 1...
This happened yesterday, Friday.....
I needed a haircut, so ive switched haircut places to this 40 dollar stylist who does a very good job, so naturally I don’t know anyone....
In this styling / haircut / salon place, there are fukkking fine azz girls !! LIKE FINE !!!......I meet my mom there as she comes back from working out and we go in to this place, as soon as I come in, i get interest from these fine girls who are like 24 yrs olds and im 16 but look 19-20 as im wearing older, more mature clothing.
So these stylists know my mom cause they style my mom’s hair, and they introduce themselves because theyre naturally friendly….but you can tell when theyre interested and when theyre doing theyre jobs…HBMakeup8.5 (would be a 6 if she wasn’t a makeup expert), some HB8.5 and HBBody9.5 (best body ive ever seen, 5’5, perfect tits, skinny waist, fat azz, nice hair, cute dimples, you know how these Latinas are)…anyway I go sit down on the chair, mom leaves for a bit, I start talking to all three of these girls and theyre laughing a lot and showing a bit of interest (you can tell between friendly and having fun) and were joking around…HBBody9.5 is doing my hair, so the other 2 leave to do some work and she is laughing at things that aren’t even funny and constantly smiling and giving me strong ec (IOI)…I find out she is 21, hairstylist and Portuguese blah blah
Anyway, im thinking ive got this girls number for good, and then my mom comes in and were talking:
Me: …..For some reason, I have thinning air on top of my head and this is really unexpected because this has never happened before
HBBody9.5: Well it could be because of stress
Mom: What stress do you go through at 16 LMAO!
HBBody9.5 (with shocked look on her face): Your 16….Oh…..
NO INTEREST AT ALL FROM THEN ON LOL
She goes to wash my hair after
HBBody9.5: Im still shocked that your 16, you look older
Me: Yea, I was hoping my mom wouldn’t say my age LOL
It was jokes cause I knew there was no chance…..from then on conversation was bad, pauses were often, no smiling, rarely any ec….
LOL….i told my friends yesterday and they were laughing their azzes off….
EDIT: - IM NOT CONFIDENT, BUT FOR SOME REASON I THINK I HAVE NO CHANCE WITH OLDER WOMEN CAUSE THEY AUTOMATICALLY THINK THAT IM YOUNGER SO IM NOT NERVOUSE....IM LOW RAFC 1...