Giovanni SouthSide
Master Don Juan
1. Bad legs/ fat/ flat ass/ shapeless figure like a can of coca cola. If the legs are sexy and juicy, the rest of the body will be fine. It's the canary in the coal mine.
2. Unnatural/heavily altered appearance (e.g. tats of any kind, nose piercings, fake nails, dyed hair, lipstick, excessive makeup)
3. Gratuitous use of vulgar language. Loud.
4. Feminist SJW traits. Politically charged. Unfeminine mannerisms. not wanting to be a mother.
5. Roast beef looking puzzy, very dark untreated butthole and just gnarly odors from any of her 3 major holes. Instant boner fainter. I'm OCD about bad smells.
6. Attention whxring. Takes immense pride in telling stories of male thirst traps directed at her/bringing up past flames. The lower she is on the 1-10, the worse it is.
This combined with selfies and social media addiction puts her in the plate 50% discount bin quicker than spit disappearing on a hot skillet.
7. Coldness derived from intense desire to
compete with me on everything. Has to have one up on me. Crass, aggressive, masculine. Commanding language.
8. Machine gunning sh1t-test questions instead of knowing how to hold a conversation
(in collaboration with having no discernible interests in anything beyond their nose = insufferable)
9. 24/7 gym obsessive, or girls who lift too many weights. Overly muscular women are injured women. I prefer that natural feminine look even with some baby thickness.
10. The "always busy" girl that would rather grind long hours at a company. Has a 50-60 hour workweek and a circle of friends/co-workers to entertain, plus needs her "me time." You have to schedule her two weeks in advance to get a slot in.
Honorable mentions:
1. older than 29
2. spawns from another man
3. If they've ever had an abortion. The ultimate expression of hypergamy. Fetus hearts can start beating in about 18 days. Killing babies says everything you need to know about their character.
4. Her being tall (I’m 6’1, but prefer chicks to not be over 5’7)
5. Getting all up in my business when she knows I know better.
2. Unnatural/heavily altered appearance (e.g. tats of any kind, nose piercings, fake nails, dyed hair, lipstick, excessive makeup)
3. Gratuitous use of vulgar language. Loud.
4. Feminist SJW traits. Politically charged. Unfeminine mannerisms. not wanting to be a mother.
5. Roast beef looking puzzy, very dark untreated butthole and just gnarly odors from any of her 3 major holes. Instant boner fainter. I'm OCD about bad smells.
6. Attention whxring. Takes immense pride in telling stories of male thirst traps directed at her/bringing up past flames. The lower she is on the 1-10, the worse it is.
This combined with selfies and social media addiction puts her in the plate 50% discount bin quicker than spit disappearing on a hot skillet.
7. Coldness derived from intense desire to
compete with me on everything. Has to have one up on me. Crass, aggressive, masculine. Commanding language.
8. Machine gunning sh1t-test questions instead of knowing how to hold a conversation
(in collaboration with having no discernible interests in anything beyond their nose = insufferable)
9. 24/7 gym obsessive, or girls who lift too many weights. Overly muscular women are injured women. I prefer that natural feminine look even with some baby thickness.
10. The "always busy" girl that would rather grind long hours at a company. Has a 50-60 hour workweek and a circle of friends/co-workers to entertain, plus needs her "me time." You have to schedule her two weeks in advance to get a slot in.
Honorable mentions:
1. older than 29
2. spawns from another man
3. If they've ever had an abortion. The ultimate expression of hypergamy. Fetus hearts can start beating in about 18 days. Killing babies says everything you need to know about their character.
4. Her being tall (I’m 6’1, but prefer chicks to not be over 5’7)
5. Getting all up in my business when she knows I know better.
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