List Of Excuses Chics Use

[Mr. Bond]

"Oh, I forgot it's my friend's birthday"

"My friends are throwing me a moving out party"

"My parents won't let me leave home" (This one came from a 22 year old!)

 

[Cinamon]

I gotta work late.....

I have the most terrible period pains....

I have PMT and i dont want to take it out on you.....

I am tired........

Mind is elsewhwere, wont be good company......

xxxxx went in to hospital, baby sitting their sprogs.....

My phone was playing up, didn't get your message.....

I'm not coming out with you after you ignored my last 3 messages (you didnt send any, but can still pretend you did)......

Got a brazilian wax and I am sore....

Got unexpected visitors.....

Left my phone at work, so only just got your message....

 

[COD]

FEELING SICK has been used to death, listen for anything with the words HOSPITAL associated with it........I had to go to the hospital, had to visit my friend in the hospital, had to take my cat to the hospital, just got back from the hospital, etc.

-not feeling well, I been vomiting all day/night, I am exhausted

 

[sadonomspa]

Guys you forgot the "Well I have to think about it.......dot dot dot dot " so annoying. Whats up with all the periods

 

[MAN_OF_TOMMOROW]

one of the most ilogical phrases - " I LEFT MY PHONE AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE" Which leads me to, 'how does your own friend/s, parents, family contact you then'? b u l l s h i t. When some of these excuses are presented, a petrol bomb should be thrown through the presenters window, eye for an eye.

 

[Mike32ct]

I asked a girl for her number. She told me she couldn't give me her number because she forgot to charge her phone and the battery was low.

 

[women haze]

"I've gotta take my niece out shopping so I dunno" LMAO excuses excuses