lines to leave em' hanging

[blitzin']

Anyone know any good lines to leave a girl hanging with, that she might think about after you leave?

 

[raven_82]

I don't know. How about:
"I'm not really a man."

 

[OldNumb3r7]

Did I pull out in time?

 

[Tao of Steve]

after u break up with her say "don't feel bad, it's not your fault, it's not you, it's me. I'm just not attracted to you'.

 

[jonny football hero]

Originally posted by blitzin'
Anyone know any good lines to leave a girl hanging with, that she might think about after you leave?

watch out, i'm gonna break into your house tonight.

 

[Soma]

Tell that b1tch you're gonna slit her throat while she sleeps.

You can almost guarantee she'll be thinking of you all night.

 

[The Bartender]

I like this one (esp if I dont have her # and we just kinda met)....

"Hey, I gotta run...maybe I'll call you sometime" If she's really interested she'll know you never got her #. Then she'll say, "Would you like my #?"....something along those lines. If she isnt interested/or is really stupid she'll just say "ok"

But its the initial "maybe" that kills 'em. They start thinking...maybe???

 

[blitzin']

I like the idea above, it's simple, yet, you're right it would make her think, and if she's interested you'd know right off the bat.

 

[Soma]

Originally posted by The Bartender
I like this one (esp if I dont have her # and we just kinda met)....

"Hey, I gotta run...maybe I'll call you sometime" If she's really interested she'll know you never got her #. Then she'll say, "Would you like my #?"....something along those lines. If she isnt interested/or is really stupid she'll just say "ok"

But its the initial "maybe" that kills 'em. They start thinking...maybe???

Aight, then how bouts this...

Tell that b1tch you're maybe gonna slit her throat while she sleeps.

 

[Samim]

Brilliant!

 

[Tempest]

"You sound like you'll make a nice friend." =)

this is something that has NEVER happened to them before, most likely (if they're super attractive). it'll leave them wondering "wtf, just friends? this has never happened before. does he not like me? is he not attracted to me like all the other losers?"

you get the idea.

 

[learningtopimp]

Originally posted by Tempest
"You sound like you'll make a nice friend." =)

this is something that has NEVER happened to them before, most likely (if they're super attractive). it'll leave them wondering "wtf, just friends? this has never happened before. does he not like me? is he not attracted to me like all the other losers?"

you get the idea.

This one is great...she might just be looking for friends but if she was then you would've been in that zone either way so no loss. But if not, you'll get the wheels in her head spinning. Or a variation of what Tempest said.

 

[akindofblue]

Originally posted by learningtopimp
This one is great...she might just be looking for friends but if she was then you would've been in that zone either way so no loss. But if not, you'll get the wheels in her head spinning. Or a variation of what Tempest said.

Actually, it sounds like a nice way to break out of the "let's just be friends" mold if it's done early enough, especially if she's attractive.

 

[Soma]

Goddamnit, make up your minds.

Tell that b1tch she sounds like she'll make a nice friend and you're maybe gonna slit her throat while she sleeps.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

so essentially you are just looking for things that send mixed signals, eh? How about

You're ALMOST cute enuff to get away with that...almost

Aww you're soo cute, it's a shame you're not my type

 

[tactic]

"HI!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! WOOOO" and jump up and down and run around her.

Her response: *walks away*

 

[blitzin']

Yes, yes excellent...they'll be so confused that they'll explode in their pants! Here's an idea, why not do what they do and go to the bathroom in groups while they're in the middle of telling you something...hmm...maybe not. That'd really make them wonder...that is, about your sexual preference. Yuck!

 

[AMF]

Wait for any statement or opinion, then say:

"Youre wrong, and youre a grotesquely ugly freak."

Then walk off.

 

[Krassus]

Originally posted by Soma
Goddamnit, make up your minds.

Tell that b1tch she sounds like she'll make a nice friend and you're maybe gonna slit her throat while she sleeps.

There, NOW its perfect

 

[bootlegger]

Originally posted by OldNumb3r7
Did I pull out in time?

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