Lines that are both Neg-Hits and compliments

[00Kevin]

I think it shows more wit if you can neg-hit a girl and compliment her with a double packed line. These are the best because they are confusing. And we all know that women have a need to be confused.

Even Hamlet said, "get thee to a nunnery" ( a nunnery was a ***** house back then)

I'm trying to think of a few of the top of my head:

"I'm in a good mood today so your hair looks great"

"You're too big... up top to fit into that".

"Your butt looks good, lots to slap"

anyone have other suggestions? some with more wit then those i just suggested would be great

 

[bugsquish]

"you got a lot of style, I really like that fake plastic thing" (used that last night)

 

[InLawsHateMe]

"You get fat, and I'll leave you behind like the rest of them."


"You look like a total slut, I like that in a woman."


"You make me complete, completely nuts!"


"You're a nasty f*cker aren't you?"

 

[\m/]

the title of your thread leads me to think that you dont understand neg-hits....

Neg-hits are critisism and compliments in the same sentence... not just a put-down...

So all of your examples are infact neghits... not neghits with a compliment in them...


Another example.... "your nails look great!... are they real?"

 

[bugsquish]

Originally posted by \m/
Another example.... "your nails look great!... are they real?"

LOL that's the oldest one in the book.

 

[\m/]

Originally posted by bugsquish
LOL that's the oldest one in the book.

Indeed it is!

But alot of you guys have trouble understanding what a neg hit really is and that one is really simple.

 

[Don Rageta]

Said to girl after class.

'I don't see too many women in this class, taking it because of all the pictures in the textbook?'

 

[Slickster]

Her : Do I look fat in these pants?

You: Umm.. I think you look great.

Emphasis on the "I"

 

[Kodiac]

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