Life's Cruel Little Joke

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Life is a muthaf*cka. and also the ulimate revenge in some cases. While in high school and college, guys will pursue the hottest chicks on campus. Usually these are the well endowed or overdeveloped hotties. At this point in time, it can be argued that women have the power. Attractive women in their late teens and 20's have this uncanny ability to get guys to buy them things and sometimes even get them to pay their bills. Simoly because men find them attractive.

Young guys will get discouraged and sometimes have jaded view of women, but guys you have to understand life will play a cruel joke on these women years down the road.

As with meat, dairy products, and othe perishable good. Women have a definite "shelf life." Hell they even have a "best when used date." Women are at their prime from the age of 18-35. It's this 17 yr stretch that women can use their looks to to their advantage. The tide slowly starts to turn when she hits 25. Though she's still probably as hot as August 18th, she best years are behind her. From still point on it's all downhill. When she reaches 30, for all intents and purposes it's a wrap. The a$$ is starting to fall down and resemble some gelationous sustance, her titties are beginning to sag, and she's developing crows feet.

Some chicks have good genes and take care of themselves and they can possibly squeeze out five more years. Put these chicks are few and far between.

It's usually around this time women start wanting "a good man." Let me add that if a chick pops out a kid during this time, it's a wrap also. Generally females have baby damage after a pregnancy.

Then there's guys. Guys don't even begin until 25 and our looks don't start to fade until 35, 40 years old. If a guy keeps in shape, He can negate the affects of age. Notice how many chicks talk about the "handsome older gentleman." Simply put age doesn't f*ck us the same way it does chicks.

Then there's the kicker, the thing that negates even age. Money. While chicks gotta start worrying about getting a guy at 25, we just starting out, fresh out of college and trying to build a career. When it's over for chicks at 30, for men where just hitting our stride. Imagine being a Havard Law graduate at 30 years old making a high 5 digit or 6 digit salary and your working out. You'd be able to f*ck probably 85% of the chicks you come across. Imagine being 35 or 40, a senior partner in some prestigous law firm or whatever high powered position your in and your single. YOU CAN STILL BE ABLE TO BANG CHICKS IN THEIR LATE TEENS AND 20'S!!!!

This is my it's important to stay in school. This is why Leykis recommeds against getting into serious relationships until your 25 or achieved your career goals.

So guys don't fret when the hotties turn you down. Stay focused. If you handle your business, in years to come you'll be able to have them. The thing is you'll probably not want them because age has set in, you will probably want her hotter, younger, sister.
 

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AMEN brutha!

The thing is, HOT chicks generally had shyt careers because they spent their 20s whoring around and getting free rides off their looks. Come 30, they ain't got shyt. So, now they lost both their LOOKS & MONEY!

Meanwhile, you have retained your looks and have much more money!

Wow, how the tables turn!
 

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Thats a very comforting thought. I'm 18, and I'm not where I want to be in terms of looks, money etc. but as a man I know I'm not anywhere near my peak. If I was a chick though I'd be at my peak or close to it(I guess 25 is the peak for them before they start falling?).
 

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This reminds me of an experience I have had recently. I keep running into this lady but I would see her at a distance. I would say to myself wow! What a nice butt and figure and guessed her age of about 30 or so. Then one day just this past week I happen to be at the store and turned the corner and ran into her got a close up and realized this lady was close to 60. This women at good genes or something but you could tell it in her face she was begining to really start to age but her figure and butt were tight and she was wearing skintight jeans and on other times I have seen her in skippy shorts.

Gettinthere
 

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If it weren't for this, I wouldn't even be here.

I'm already 22 and have done nothing with my life. I still often feel like it's too late, that since I won't have real money or an awesome body or any of these things until I'm in my 30s, and by then I'll be too old to take advantage of it, that there's no point in starting.
 

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Maximus Rex said:
So guys don't fret when the hotties turn you down. Stay focused. If you handle your business, in years to come you'll be able to have them. The thing is you'll probably not want them because age has set in, you will probably want her hotter, younger, sister.
What he said.
 

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Huh???

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are u making a 6 figures salary?
What difference does it make, but to answer you question. No.
 

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Real talk....

wayword said:
AMEN brutha!

The thing is, HOT chicks generally had shyt careers because they spent their 20s whoring around and getting free rides off their looks. Come 30, they ain't got shyt. So, now they lost both their LOOKS & MONEY!

Meanwhile, you have retained your looks and have much more money!

Wow, how the tables turn!

yep, karma iz real......^^correct cuzz.....:rockon:
 

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Yeah...i love being male 2 :yes:
 

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So obvious and true: You always hear about how men become more "distinguished" as they get older.

BUT, remember they still pass that extra chromosome to their kids :\

Which is why I look for tall women as keepers. Its never been proven, but from my limited experience taller women have a better chance of having tall offspring :)
 

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grr said:
taller women have a better chance of having tall offspring :)
No s*it

I'm actually printing this post for inspiration come next year (junior year) in hs for me when the lazy drag hits me and I get blown off a couple more times. This really needs to be in the bible.
 

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Did I see correctly. Did some dude on this post say a 60 year old woman had a tight ass?

What do you do, cruise the old folks home for dates?????? SHAME SHAME SHAME:down:
 

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Originally Posted by grr
taller women have a better chance of having tall offspring
No s*it
I thought mentioning the passing of the extra chromosome would make my point obvious, but you missed it so let me clarify:

Say you have a *short guy* and a *tall girl* and they have a kid named Joe.

Now take a *tall guy* and a *short girl* and have a kid named Mike.

In my (again, limited, anectodal) experience Joe will be taller than Mike. My point is guys pass less genes to their kids, which sucks.
 

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grr said:
I thought mentioning the passing of the extra chromosome would make my point obvious, but you missed it so let me clarify:

Say you have a *short guy* and a *tall girl* and they have a kid named Joe.

Now take a *tall guy* and a *short girl* and have a kid named Mike.

In my (again, limited, anectodal) experience Joe will be taller than Mike. My point is guys pass less genes to their kids, which sucks.
haha gotcha
 

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grr said:
I thought mentioning the passing of the extra chromosome would make my point obvious, but you missed it so let me clarify:

Say you have a *short guy* and a *tall girl* and they have a kid named Joe.

Now take a *tall guy* and a *short girl* and have a kid named Mike.

In my (again, limited, anectodal) experience Joe will be taller than Mike. My point is guys pass less genes to their kids, which sucks.
The child gets 50% from mom and 50% from dad. Always.

Check out meiosis and gametogenesis. This is high school science material.
 

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nope what he said is true

i forgot the exact numbers, but in a sperm cell it has less chorosome numbes then an egg cell, and chorosomes has something to do with the genetic info that you pass on to your offspring

it is a known fact that male chorosomes are decreasing in numbers every new generation, if this keeps on, scientists forsee the elinmination of the human male race completely in ummm, 20000000 years time

this is an racial evolution that had already been undergone in some lizzard species: biological continution of a species with solely females
 
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