Let's play a game...sosuave tells me what to say to this girl

[gravityeyelids]

Okay so i was talking to this girl on tinder...pulled her number...started talking to her via text. Played the question game, where you ask each other questions and you have to answer truthfully, got to sexual questions stuff like how many people have you slept with, etc. Pulled her snapchat, told her to pick a number 1,2 or 3, and she picked 3 so i sent her a picture of me in boxers (i workout brahs). she replied "what was 1?", and I said "you'll never know "

She lives like 30 mins away and i'd like to get a lay out of this, but i dont really care, i'd almost rather just say rediculous things.

I texted her:

Me: Can i ask you a question?
Her: Yea?
Me: Would you like to meet up and have sex?
Her: What the ****?


tell me what to say now hahahahahah. Nothing that could get me in legal trouble or violent or racist or any of that sh!t

 

[gravityeyelids]

why are you spamming my thread? Mods please ban this joker...his only three posts have been this same message

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

well, she responded. Instead of just blocking you...

I wouldn't have been that direct....but hey, that's one way to cut to the chase...

I'd back pedal without looking like I'm back pedalling.

You: We're playing the question and answer game. Honest answers remember. It's okay to say no.

Also, after you sent her a pic, did she send one back? For future reference I always try to get them to send me pics, as a way of qualifying themselves. I only send them one, and only if they ask, and after they sent me some. Then if they ask for more, I say:"that's enough for now."

You don't want to look like you're trying to qualify yourself to them. That's a slippery slope...

 

[TheVirtualMind]

why are you spamming my thread? Mods please ban this joker...his only three posts have been this same message

Working on it...

Carry on.

 

[BeHappy]

My 11 year old nephew came up with this response:

I'm giving you undeserved attention. How would you like me to entertain you tonight, my lady?

 

[Starfvcks 64]

"I meant sax. Do you play?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws

 

[djthiago1]

"I meant sax. Do you play?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws

Best video EVER! How did i not watch this before?