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Let's play a game... it's called "Top My Warpig"

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Alright guys, the rules are simple. Try to find the most disgusting warpig you can, and post your findings here.

My inspiration for this thread was a picture I found late one night clicking through Hot Or Not that sent chills up my spine.

Here, she is... I call it "Horny Wildebeast"

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/Stinger9112/WARPIG.jpg

I hope I set the bar high. Ready? GO! :D
 

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Dr. Beard, sorry, your UGh is only a 3 or 4 compared to my 1.2

DJDamage, that was very frightening, but it wasn't truly playing by the rules since you're supposed to find a pic. Nevertheless, very boner-killing, and a sobering reminder of what we can look forward to if we stop sarging and stop improving.

I know theres more out there.
 

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Originally posted by 007~JC
DrBird that's why I keep telling you that internet dating is bad!

:crackup:
i agree
 

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*shudder...that's a lota woman that I won't touch.*

Might inspire fellow AFCs to become DJs *lol*.

Keep being clingy and obsessive and this is what you'll be havin!

*ahahaha*
 

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OK DR. BEARD! I TAKE IT BACK! I'm sorry for saying yours wasn't ugly enough! GOD MAKE IT STOP! MY EYYYYYES!!

Dr. Beard, the girls don't have to be fat as a qualification. Most just are.

Luveno, that is some scary-ass sh!t. :woo: I think you're in the lead, as sary as Beard's beasts were.

No doubt fellas, this is what my AFC friends tried to brain-wash me into fvcking!! Telling me to just get a quick fvck instead of keeping my standards.
 

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I think it's bad karma to do this type of stuff.
 

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THis is sad and gutless; have some courage and post pics of the ugliest war pigs you have personally done. I'm sure the KJ on this board will have no trouble topping the pics we've seen thus far.
 

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well this is funny.:down:

half of you guys look like a Dr. Frankenstain Creation. what gives you the right to make fun of these chics. You work with what life gives you. Dr Beard you look like a fvcking pigin, what gives you the god damn right to judge anybody??????:confused:

YOU WORK WITH WHAT LIFE GIVES YOU. NO NEED TO PUT PEOPLE DOWN, YOU AIN'T MUCH BETTER EATHER. MAYBE ONE DAY YOUR GOANA HAVE A DOUGHTER WHO IS GONA BE LOOKING LIKE ONE OF THOSE THINGS. THINGS HAVE A FUNNY WAY OF WORKING OUT.
 

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Come on guys!

I was gonna reply along the same lines.

Some of those are probably quite decent wives of decent blokes.

None of you are in a position to judge, and it's a pretty lame exhibition of AFC characteristics. ;)

Haven't you all got better things to do? Like finding some hotties you can aspire to catch?
 

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Originally posted by spider_007
well this is funny.:down:

half of you guys look like a Dr. Frankenstain Creation. what gives you the right to make fun of these chics. You work with what life gives you. Dr Beard you look like a fvcking pigin, what gives you the god damn right to judge anybody??????:confused:

YOU WORK WITH WHAT LIFE GIVES YOU. NO NEED TO PUT PEOPLE DOWN, YOU AIN'T MUCH BETTER EATHER. MAYBE ONE DAY YOUR GOANA HAVE A DOUGHTER WHO IS GONA BE LOOKING LIKE ONE OF THOSE THINGS. THINGS HAVE A FUNNY WAY OF WORKING OUT.
ARE U STUPID, ALL OF THEM CAN LOSE SOME WEIGHT, THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY LAZY NOT WILLING TO IMPROVE.
 

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Originally posted by TheRelic
Come on guys!

I was gonna reply along the same lines.

Some of those are probably quite decent wives of decent blokes.

None of you are in a position to judge, and it's a pretty lame exhibition of AFC characteristics. ;)

Haven't you all got better things to do? Like finding some hotties you can aspire to catch?
read above.
 

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my mother is very cute, but she is over weight. i've wached her strugle with it all her life. It aint puirty. I rembmer haw ashamed I was when she came to school meetings...... Not too many people can loose weight........In most cases it's genetic. I know a guy who eats junk food every 2 hours, but is skiny like a tooth pick.

Im not only talking about people who are fat. your making fun of people whos only crime was that they ware born ugly (like they had a fvcking choice.)

I'm glad to see haw "US, REALL MEN" are so wise and undertanding that we can make fun of people because of their looks.

nice:down:
 

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