Let me tell you a tale.

[itishe]

I dated chick. Chick had many hot friends.

I broke up with chick, had sex with her months down the road. Ended up in confused situation.

Made out/finger ****ed a few of her friends.

Friends feel guilty.

Plates come crashing down.

Least I can still bang my ex though.

 

[Thomas94305]

Sung to the tune of "Gilligan's Island"

 

[itishe]

I want to create some drama with my ex. Not because I dislike her, but she annoyed me today and things have been going too smooth, it's time for a little disruption.

Here are some things that I don't like about her.

1)She's in college
2)She is pessemistic about returning home in March ("I don't have a job, I have no money"; then again she goes out and drinks every weekend)
3)She always talks about herself
4)She wants to talk too much.

I want to call her when she's drunk and real emotional (this may backfire and she may **** a guy out of revenge, but if she does she's gone for good), but I don't know how to word it. I don't want to end things for good between us, more or less straigten her dumbass out.