Jason King
Don Juan
Ya know, once in a while I start thinking that I'm
really "out there" compared to normal AFC guys who
don't bother studying all this PUA crap.
Well, after spending some time with one of my
girlfriends last weekend, I realized that maybe I'm not
as weird as I thought. Here's what she told me about
her last three internet dating experiences. Keep in
mind, these are everyday successful businessmen. Enjoy.
AFC #1 - She agreed to meet this guy after emailing
back and forth for a week or two, and this was to be
her FIRST internet dating experience. They agreed to
meet in a public place (a restaurant I think), and she
couldn't believe what happened when she walked in.
He enthusiastically walked up to her... cowboy hat in
tact... rested his forearms on her shoulders, and said,
"Wow, you're f'ing beautiful". After a few seconds, he
proceeded to put her in a playful headlock and LICK her
face. Guys, I couldn't make this sh*t up. This really
happened.
AFC #2 - Apparently he's a disgruntled accountant who
hates his job. They went out to dinner, and he started
complaining about how hard (and expensive) dating was.
Then he said the unthinkable... "Well, for example,
look at all the money I'm spending on this dinner...
and I bet I'm not gonna get anything at the end of the
night, am I?"
Unbelievable.
AFC #3 - This is the most ridiculous of them all.
According to my lady friend, he is a former big shot
rock star from the 80's. I forgot the name of his band,
but I remember thinking that I had never heard of it.
Anyway, so now he does some lame job at a bank.
They go out to dinner, and about 3/4 of the way through
the dinner, he... ummm... makes a request of her.
Believe it or not, he actually asked her if she would
be willing to ask his permission to give him a bl*w
job.
Guess he wanted to relive his days as a rock star.
Whatever... that is just too funny! It's so funny that
as soon as I see her next, I'm going to tell her I want
her to ask my permission to give me one too... haha.
:crackup:
Sooooo boys and girls.... what can we learn from this?
1: Don't put your dates in headlocks or lick their
faces.
2: Don't complain about how much money you're spending
on her, and then ask her if she's going to compensate
you at the end of the night.
3: And of course,if you're hoping to get some oral
sex... don't make her ask your permission first (unless
you're paying for it).
If you can manage those three, then you're much better
off than three guys who otherwise are "successful".
Keep that in mind if you're ever feeling like all this
effort isn't worth it.
Jason King
Learn how to make out with any woman on the first date.
These are proven secrets you can use right away to make
out with a woman on your next date.
Check out the report
really "out there" compared to normal AFC guys who
don't bother studying all this PUA crap.
Well, after spending some time with one of my
girlfriends last weekend, I realized that maybe I'm not
as weird as I thought. Here's what she told me about
her last three internet dating experiences. Keep in
mind, these are everyday successful businessmen. Enjoy.
AFC #1 - She agreed to meet this guy after emailing
back and forth for a week or two, and this was to be
her FIRST internet dating experience. They agreed to
meet in a public place (a restaurant I think), and she
couldn't believe what happened when she walked in.
He enthusiastically walked up to her... cowboy hat in
tact... rested his forearms on her shoulders, and said,
"Wow, you're f'ing beautiful". After a few seconds, he
proceeded to put her in a playful headlock and LICK her
face. Guys, I couldn't make this sh*t up. This really
happened.
AFC #2 - Apparently he's a disgruntled accountant who
hates his job. They went out to dinner, and he started
complaining about how hard (and expensive) dating was.
Then he said the unthinkable... "Well, for example,
look at all the money I'm spending on this dinner...
and I bet I'm not gonna get anything at the end of the
night, am I?"
Unbelievable.
AFC #3 - This is the most ridiculous of them all.
According to my lady friend, he is a former big shot
rock star from the 80's. I forgot the name of his band,
but I remember thinking that I had never heard of it.
Anyway, so now he does some lame job at a bank.
They go out to dinner, and about 3/4 of the way through
the dinner, he... ummm... makes a request of her.
Believe it or not, he actually asked her if she would
be willing to ask his permission to give him a bl*w
job.
Guess he wanted to relive his days as a rock star.
Whatever... that is just too funny! It's so funny that
as soon as I see her next, I'm going to tell her I want
her to ask my permission to give me one too... haha.
:crackup:
Sooooo boys and girls.... what can we learn from this?
1: Don't put your dates in headlocks or lick their
faces.
2: Don't complain about how much money you're spending
on her, and then ask her if she's going to compensate
you at the end of the night.
3: And of course,if you're hoping to get some oral
sex... don't make her ask your permission first (unless
you're paying for it).
If you can manage those three, then you're much better
off than three guys who otherwise are "successful".
Keep that in mind if you're ever feeling like all this
effort isn't worth it.
Jason King
Learn how to make out with any woman on the first date.
These are proven secrets you can use right away to make
out with a woman on your next date.
Check out the report
