Lessons from 3 internet dating IDIOTS...

Jason King

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Ya know, once in a while I start thinking that I'm
really "out there" compared to normal AFC guys who
don't bother studying all this PUA crap.

Well, after spending some time with one of my
girlfriends last weekend, I realized that maybe I'm not
as weird as I thought. Here's what she told me about
her last three internet dating experiences. Keep in
mind, these are everyday successful businessmen. Enjoy.

AFC #1 - She agreed to meet this guy after emailing
back and forth for a week or two, and this was to be
her FIRST internet dating experience. They agreed to
meet in a public place (a restaurant I think), and she
couldn't believe what happened when she walked in.

He enthusiastically walked up to her... cowboy hat in
tact... rested his forearms on her shoulders, and said,
"Wow, you're f'ing beautiful". After a few seconds, he
proceeded to put her in a playful headlock and LICK her
face. Guys, I couldn't make this sh*t up. This really
happened.

AFC #2 - Apparently he's a disgruntled accountant who
hates his job. They went out to dinner, and he started
complaining about how hard (and expensive) dating was.
Then he said the unthinkable... "Well, for example,
look at all the money I'm spending on this dinner...
and I bet I'm not gonna get anything at the end of the
night, am I?"

Unbelievable.

AFC #3 - This is the most ridiculous of them all.
According to my lady friend, he is a former big shot
rock star from the 80's. I forgot the name of his band,
but I remember thinking that I had never heard of it.
Anyway, so now he does some lame job at a bank.

They go out to dinner, and about 3/4 of the way through
the dinner, he... ummm... makes a request of her.
Believe it or not, he actually asked her if she would
be willing to ask his permission to give him a bl*w
job.

Guess he wanted to relive his days as a rock star.
Whatever... that is just too funny! It's so funny that
as soon as I see her next, I'm going to tell her I want
her to ask my permission to give me one too... haha.

:crackup:

Sooooo boys and girls.... what can we learn from this?

1: Don't put your dates in headlocks or lick their
faces.

2: Don't complain about how much money you're spending
on her, and then ask her if she's going to compensate
you at the end of the night.

3: And of course,if you're hoping to get some oral
sex... don't make her ask your permission first (unless
you're paying for it).

If you can manage those three, then you're much better
off than three guys who otherwise are "successful".
Keep that in mind if you're ever feeling like all this
effort isn't worth it.

Jason King

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TillTheEndOfTime

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Originally posted by Jason King
2: Don't complain about how much money you're spending
on her, and then ask her if she's going to compensate
you at the end of the night.
This won't be a problem. I never pay a girl on the first date. ESPECIALLY an internet hookup. She has to earn some respect before I treat her with respect.
 

Qmanchoo

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3: And of course,if you're hoping to get some oral
sex... don't make her ask your permission first (unless
you're paying for it).
*makes a note in his LTR guide to kinky sex talk*
 

Rock33

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i had to reply, i heard some bad dates from women, but wow that has to be the worse, rofl thatf friggin funny, you said it right thats funny i almost feel bad for your g/f, rofl
 

Bonhomme

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Thanks for the laffs, Jason. Priceless! I could just picture the "rock star" with his aging rocker hairdo.

This actually gives me some ideas for online profile content (evil mad scientist chuckle) ...

Can't say I feel so bad for the gal, because at least she got some pretty good comedy value out of it.
 

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I uh, will say this one more time. You must evolve, not study and memorize rules, but evolve into a don juan. You take the rules, understand, find the don juan in you, and live that lifestyle. Son, if you are an AFC, you are an AFC. Doesnt matter what you do. You can do that don juan tactics and STILL be an AFC. Because imitation is suicide, and people can tell if you are fake. Read my thread on, The Truth: The End, reply back to me. Become a don juan, doing try to do what they do, because you will still be an AFC.
 

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Well you are hearing your friend's side of the story. Maybe this ex rocker dude wasn't that far off. I don't know your friend but it is entirely possible that this guy was put off by something she said or did and just wanted to have a little fun. I never take stories from women about how so and so acted too seriously. Maybe the guy figured she needed to be taken down a notch or two.
 

Desdinova

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1: Don't put your dates in headlocks or lick their
faces.
Doing this isn't so bad, and would actually have a positive effect if you've already established good rapport with her. However, doing that right off the hop is gonna freak her out.
 
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