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[TonyBaloney]

Dude, what the fuck. You're trying to meet up with this girl just based off the fact that she's a lesbian and she lives in the united states and you're going to the states in the summer? Biggest, creep, on this site, ever.

motwung if I were you I'd avoid Tony he seems like a huge creep

You little, sad, wannabe somebody, foookin loser. You are the worlds biggest arse hole. How dare you insinuate that I was trying to hit on this girl - I was offering the hand of friendship and wisdom.... Two things that you know absolutely fook all about, you sad pathetic keyboard jockey sitting there like that guy out of the hangover, in your ma's house, getting her to bring you food to your room while you w ank over us real men who have a real life and have real stories to tell. Your a frail waste of space. Fook you and tell your ma that your not allowed in her poon no more cos the man is comin to the states to do it

 

[TonyBaloney]

Also you C UNT, SHOWS WOT AN A HOLE YOU ARE USING THE WORD CREEP - YOU NEED A SLAP DOWN BOY - If by this time you have told your ma wot i told you, i give you permission to give her a bit of oral to keep her satisfied ~ tell her, her fantasies come true on august 15th

 

[Deep Dish]

This site: http://bookblog.net/gender/genie.php lets you paste in text and it will tell you the gender of the writer. Men and women write in very different styles, and it is usually quite easy to see when a man is pretending to be a woman.

This raised my curiosity. A few years ago, a Nobel laureate named VS Naipaul wildly proclaimed there’s no female author in the world who is equally talented as him and could always know the gender of an author within a paragraph. In response, The Guardian made a literary test with ten literary passages. So, for fun, I plugged those ten passages into the ‘genie’ you linked, then plugged those results into the literary test, and the results were no better than random guessing (6 out of 10).

 

[Bible_Belt]

I like The Guardian, but they're going to have a liberal bias, which I suspect influenced their choices of sample text. Each of them look very similarly written to me, which was probably the point of choosing them, so the sample is far from random.

The difference in writing of the two genders I think has a lot to do with our respective difference in egos. Even women that we see as highly egotistical are still very insecure compared to most men. That comes though in writing. Men tend to write in active voice and construct sentences with strong subjects. With women, their writing more represents a sense of self as being adrift in a sea of experience, rather than a Captain on a planned course. They use more passive voice, and they are more influenced by the perspectives of other people. None of these differences are good or bad, but all of it does relate to modern society's denial that there can be such a thing as differences between men and women.

 

[wilford]

How dare you insinuate that I was trying to hit on this girl - I was offering the hand of friendship and wisdom....

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[Tryingtoimprove]

I like The Guardian, but they're going to have a liberal bias, which I suspect influenced their choices of sample text. Each of them look very similarly written to me, which was probably the point of choosing them, so the sample is far from random.

The difference in writing of the two genders I think has a lot to do with our respective difference in egos. Even women that we see as highly egotistical are still very insecure compared to most men. That comes though in writing. Men tend to write in active voice and construct sentences with strong subjects. With women, their writing more represents a sense of self as being adrift in a sea of experience, rather than a Captain on a planned course. They use more passive voice, and they are more influenced by the perspectives of other people. None of these differences are good or bad, but all of it does relate to modern society's denial that there can be such a thing as differences between men and women.

That's funny about the passive voice thing seeing as women seem to do better than men in school overall and especially English/Literature where many of the official style guides actively discourage the use of passive voice. Probably because the style guide were most likely written by men, but I guess it just doesn't "stick" with most women and they just end up using passive voice anyways?

 

[Who Dares Win]

Also you C UNT, SHOWS WOT AN A HOLE YOU ARE USING THE WORD CREEP - YOU NEED A SLAP DOWN BOY - If by this time you have told your ma wot i told you, i give you permission to give her a bit of oral to keep her satisfied ~ tell her, her fantasies come true on august 15th

Never seen any more cvntish way to reply to a provocation, Im sure the user you are addressing is laughting out loud.

Next time right after increasing the size of the letters, you better beat your feat on the ground and scream NO NO NOOOOO!!! :cheer:

 

[TonyBaloney]

For all you little computer boys who like to sit there and play man - when i responded to that weasel, san jose california, who i've never seen contribute anything other than slurs and mundane follower statements, I was actually pumped up after having spent a whole day in the rain chopping down trees.

Of course i was hitting on the lezzer, any fool coulda seen that, but he`s just suck a train wreck, i couldnt help making him jealous about his ma's *****, and how i'll train her ass ( a different way to how its been done before)

 

[Who Dares Win]

I was actually pumped up after having spent a whole day in the rain chopping down trees.

Yeah then some bad guy from your past came in your mountain house and kidnapped your daughter to force you to kill the president of a small southern american state.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPhISgw3I2w

Next time someone make fun of your bvllsh1t tell us how you used an alien technology to create atmosphere on mars and give air to the local workers :crackup:

 

[juicywa]

lol at the white knights and e-harmony fags

Copy and paste:

"If l can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the Internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fcuk you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the Intemet, we don’t have the chance to fcuk you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don’t get a bonus to conversation just because I’d like to put my peni$ in you.

When you make a post like, "hurr durr. I’m a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the Internet. The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Intemet is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body."

 

[TonyBaloney]

I'm sorry Who dares wins - but if its that alien to you, that there are still real men around, who actually do real physical work. All day. Out in the rain, then I suggestyou put on something called a rain jacket. Get a train to somewhere in something called the countryside. Look for signposts that say "woodland" or "forest" and you may catch a sighting of one of those mythical being called hard working men.

P.s I live in England.


P.s Who dares wins is the motto of the SAS. Something you no doubt will have read and wanted to try and relate to...........................

 

[loveshogun]

OP:

1) Realize that awkwardness is not fatal.
2) Move on.

In short, don't "be a girl" about awkward situations.

I've been in a room with 5 girls that I've banged before, two of whom were actual exes. It was all gravy, because really, who cares?

It's not like you lit these chicks' houses on fire and then ran over their cats.

As for all the drama going on in this thread... yeah. Welcome to SoSuave. Hope you enjoy your stay.

 

[Eternal_water]

wow as soon as a girl turns up, even an unnatainable girl (we'll never meet her and she's not straight) it becomes a compatition to get her to like you the most.

They trully do have all the power don't they, especially If we don't stick together and create a bigger challenge.

Look at that total supplication compatition over something that is never going to happen anyway.

 

[yuppaz]

You should make a rap song "I chop trees in the RAIN motha f*cka" - that sh*t would be tight. It would show everyone how tough you are


lulzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


sorry to OP - there are some seriously socially stunted people on this site

 

[betheman]

Dude, what the fuck. You're trying to meet up with this girl just based off the fact that she's a lesbian and she lives in the united states and you're going to the states in the summer? Biggest, creep, on this site, ever.

motwung if I were you I'd avoid Tony he seems like a huge creep

white knight much?

jesus, whats the big deal? arent we always tellign guys to just go up to a woman and approach? tries it on here and he is shot down by other guys?

and yeah, decent troll!

 

[TonyBaloney]

So you cut some trees down, want a medal? You still make little money, probably like 1/10th the amount as an actual job like an engineer, and you still acted like a creep by wanting to meet up with motwung just because she's lesbian. And by the way, going on a temper tantrum isn't gonna help you meet up with her, your chances with her are ruined now.

I went into Arboriculture for a number of reasons - I live in a wealthy area, and charge top whack as I have a degree in my speciality. I have an established business that I started penniless many years ago, and now have a number of employees, work for some of the royals etc etc bla bla bla - The other career choice that strongly influenced me was quality of life, thats too say when an engineer is sitting at his desk dreaming of poon. I can do the same thing, but walk away and f uck when i feel like it There is always reasoning behind my choices. There are others, but i dont want the IR interested. I bet, san lose california, i do and always will make more money than you. But listen, I dont wanna lower myself to talking about that filthy stuff. Before money I value my masculinity.


In response to yip puzz - I think your another keyboard jockey with issues. Go away little man.

 

[TonyBaloney]

San Loser California, you wrie like a 13 year old girl "and like your chances with her are ruined now":crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[d!ckmojo]

You should consider becoming bisexual. Seriously. Sex is better with a penis involved, (if the man who owns it expertly proficient in its use, and experienced at sex with two women simultaneously).

Lesbian sex is just an illusion. A nice, enjoyable illusion, sure, but its not real. Not real like thrusting a throbbing hard c0ck in pvssy sex real. Bisexual sex for you with another really hot woman and a skilful, confident man would be SOOOO much more satisfying, and if you refuse to consider because the thought of having sex with men turns you off, GTFO off this forum.