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Master Don Juan
Tom Leykis is a popular radio host. He shows you how to get more tail for less money. His website is http://www.blowmeuptom.com/ here, this isn't reccomended for long term relationships, or classy girls. It's just for getting more tail with less money. This is a DIRECT quote.
" 1. Never Date single mothers, dating= Porking. Reason, too much of a a risk. She already made one mistake and some man is paying out of his A-Hole for the next 18 years of his life. Probably paying Vagina-mony also known as alimony, and or child support. Also the kid will always be number 1 in the relationship, YOU will always take the backseat. Even though single mothers may seem easy you don't wanna deal with this baggage if all you wanna do is bang. There are plenty of chicks without children.
2. Never spend more than 40 dollars on a date. If possible, let her pay for everything. Reason: There is no reason for you to feel obligated to pay for anything, however there is nothing wrong with splitting things 50/50. If you can go on a date with out apying money, great! More tail for less money, bottom line.
3. If she doesn't bang you by the third date, Dumb that *****. Reason: Chances are she has no intention of EVER screwing you. Why should you invest your time when she just wants to string you along you'd be wasting time and money so move on. If she really wants to bang you, she will come to you after the third date asking for sex.
4. No spooning, cuddling, hugging, or staying over. Reason: Get in and get out... no pun intended.
5. Never get involved with a coworker unless you don't mind losing your job over it. Reason: In today's world a man can be nailed with sexual harassment very easily. Limit you conversation with female workers to the following
A. "Hello"
B. "How are you" (that's optional)
C. "Goodbye"
6. Women like men who are A-Holes. Reason: If a woman see's your are a *****, she will walk all over you. If they think you are a busy guy and hard to get, the more they will want in your pants.
7. The looks/self-esteem ratio. The number on the top of the ratio is a 1-10 Rating of her looks, you wan't this to be as high as possible. The number on the bottom of the ratio is her self-esteem, you want this to be as low as possible. (9/4 Is a Nice Catch. 5/10 ratio would equal up to TMW, Too Much Work) Also if the self-esteem digit is too low it could lead to problems such as a Lick-it-around-the-edge kinda chick.
8. NEVER but a chick candy, flowers, teddy bears, etc. Reason: it is a waste of money. Buying a chick gifts with the intention to get into her panties is usually a waste, there is no guarantee you'll get some just because you bought her gifts. Doing so it would break rule number 2. easily.
9. Men and women can't be friends. Reason: For a woman, a guy friend is just a guy waiting to get into her pants. They are thinking about it all the time. These are usually the same guys who will wait for any sort of breakdown between you and the chick. Then they will swoop in. If you plan on having an actual relationship with a certain chick do not allow guy friends. Never be a guy friend.
10. Women like to keep guys on the backburner. Reason: Most like to keep there options open. Always having someone available on the side, don't let this be you. You will find it very hard to get out of it.
11. Chicks with nice racks will usually tell you about it. Reason: If you ask a chick if they have a nice rack and she gets offended it usually means she is a member of SAG. Women with nice racks usually have no problems talking about it, sometimes in great detail.
12. Catholic School = Crack in the ass. Reason: If you're dating AKA Porking, a chick that went to catholic school, she'd probably likes a nice crack in the ass every so often, maybe even more so. Give her what she wants.
13. Men don't like to dance. Reason: Men will dance to get laid, women dance to get men and attention. If you are an exception you are probably gay or a latino.
14. Women by nature are attention *****s. Reason: Self Explanitory.
15. Chicks like to travel in packs. Reason: This allows the hot ones a means to escape. Usually, it is the ugly one in the group that will ruin your chances of seperating one of them from the pack. Your chances of getting laid are better when you split them up.
16. Fat Chicks give good hummers. Reason: Fat chicks love to eat.
17. Never get married till you're in your 30's. Reason: Lack of expierience, wait until you've had your share of partying. If you are considering a 3 Way do it before you get married to get it out of your system.
18. Never carry or hold a chicks purse. Reason: they are testing you. Don't do it, bottom line.
19. Buying Drinks Helps. Reason: Women like to have the booze factor, a little jaegger works wonders. Also when a guy buys a chick a drink he it means either A. He wants to see her naked. B. He wants to bang her. or C. Both. "
Straight direct quote, nothing added by me.
" 1. Never Date single mothers, dating= Porking. Reason, too much of a a risk. She already made one mistake and some man is paying out of his A-Hole for the next 18 years of his life. Probably paying Vagina-mony also known as alimony, and or child support. Also the kid will always be number 1 in the relationship, YOU will always take the backseat. Even though single mothers may seem easy you don't wanna deal with this baggage if all you wanna do is bang. There are plenty of chicks without children.
2. Never spend more than 40 dollars on a date. If possible, let her pay for everything. Reason: There is no reason for you to feel obligated to pay for anything, however there is nothing wrong with splitting things 50/50. If you can go on a date with out apying money, great! More tail for less money, bottom line.
3. If she doesn't bang you by the third date, Dumb that *****. Reason: Chances are she has no intention of EVER screwing you. Why should you invest your time when she just wants to string you along you'd be wasting time and money so move on. If she really wants to bang you, she will come to you after the third date asking for sex.
4. No spooning, cuddling, hugging, or staying over. Reason: Get in and get out... no pun intended.
5. Never get involved with a coworker unless you don't mind losing your job over it. Reason: In today's world a man can be nailed with sexual harassment very easily. Limit you conversation with female workers to the following
A. "Hello"
B. "How are you" (that's optional)
C. "Goodbye"
6. Women like men who are A-Holes. Reason: If a woman see's your are a *****, she will walk all over you. If they think you are a busy guy and hard to get, the more they will want in your pants.
7. The looks/self-esteem ratio. The number on the top of the ratio is a 1-10 Rating of her looks, you wan't this to be as high as possible. The number on the bottom of the ratio is her self-esteem, you want this to be as low as possible. (9/4 Is a Nice Catch. 5/10 ratio would equal up to TMW, Too Much Work) Also if the self-esteem digit is too low it could lead to problems such as a Lick-it-around-the-edge kinda chick.
8. NEVER but a chick candy, flowers, teddy bears, etc. Reason: it is a waste of money. Buying a chick gifts with the intention to get into her panties is usually a waste, there is no guarantee you'll get some just because you bought her gifts. Doing so it would break rule number 2. easily.
9. Men and women can't be friends. Reason: For a woman, a guy friend is just a guy waiting to get into her pants. They are thinking about it all the time. These are usually the same guys who will wait for any sort of breakdown between you and the chick. Then they will swoop in. If you plan on having an actual relationship with a certain chick do not allow guy friends. Never be a guy friend.
10. Women like to keep guys on the backburner. Reason: Most like to keep there options open. Always having someone available on the side, don't let this be you. You will find it very hard to get out of it.
11. Chicks with nice racks will usually tell you about it. Reason: If you ask a chick if they have a nice rack and she gets offended it usually means she is a member of SAG. Women with nice racks usually have no problems talking about it, sometimes in great detail.
12. Catholic School = Crack in the ass. Reason: If you're dating AKA Porking, a chick that went to catholic school, she'd probably likes a nice crack in the ass every so often, maybe even more so. Give her what she wants.
13. Men don't like to dance. Reason: Men will dance to get laid, women dance to get men and attention. If you are an exception you are probably gay or a latino.
14. Women by nature are attention *****s. Reason: Self Explanitory.
15. Chicks like to travel in packs. Reason: This allows the hot ones a means to escape. Usually, it is the ugly one in the group that will ruin your chances of seperating one of them from the pack. Your chances of getting laid are better when you split them up.
16. Fat Chicks give good hummers. Reason: Fat chicks love to eat.
17. Never get married till you're in your 30's. Reason: Lack of expierience, wait until you've had your share of partying. If you are considering a 3 Way do it before you get married to get it out of your system.
18. Never carry or hold a chicks purse. Reason: they are testing you. Don't do it, bottom line.
19. Buying Drinks Helps. Reason: Women like to have the booze factor, a little jaegger works wonders. Also when a guy buys a chick a drink he it means either A. He wants to see her naked. B. He wants to bang her. or C. Both. "
Straight direct quote, nothing added by me.
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