Ladies and Gentlemen.... I'm back!

[whatsupwiddat]

Ladies and gentlemen.... I have returned.

Well, just want to let you all know.... that I have been waiting to finish this big post of ours. But since this new update, I've decided to post a few more times, including a false CNN article concerning Etoile being a communist. But this is the gist.

This is my post number 2000. I'm going to use it wisely. I ask that you all read it

Post 2000 marks for me and this forum a new light, a new beginning. From post number 1, I have been committed to this forum and learning everything, and boy, have I learned! But this is thread is more for you than it is for me. I feel really happy seeing "Logged in user: Whatsupwiddat" and "Subject " again, so I bring post 2000 to usher in a new post, the best one yet. Ever.

This is a new beginning for the HS forum, one of the currently most productive, thanks to Matrix mostly and Jester and others. Now, I'm going to assume you all have read Matrix's "Update" thread, and so we've decided to split this up in an even better format. So this is where you, organized by me, do a revolutionary dual master-thread with Whatsupwiddat and The Matrix: Reloaded.

How do you do this? Right here: take ALL the questions you have, or have had about girls, and send them to me via email here:

Whatsupwiddat: hangten3000@netscape.net
AIM: HangTen3000

And, take all the questions you have about life pertaining to high school, or pertaining to your life if you are a teenager (meaning if you are in high school, you can ask anything about it, or people or whatever. If you don't understand this, just say so here. I'll elaborate.)

The Matrix: Reloaded's email: DiamondJewelz112@msn.com
AIM: TheMastermind702

Feel free to do it via PM or AIM as well. I'm open to questions about anything, and advice on anything too.

Think of it like this: imagine Dragon Ball Z. Imagine the "spirit bomb" getting bigger. It gets bigger because you contribute. Now, imagine 2 of them. One by me, one by Matrix. two different things, but same name. Now combine them. And throw it. You have what we are trying to now produce. The greatest dual master-thread (also the first) to be created.

Are you ready? Let's light this candle!

(PS: CRAZYKID, this is your chance to shine!)

 

[sneaker]

and you think you can answer all questions?

 

[whatsupwiddat]

Originally posted by sneaker
and you think you can answer all questions?

No. Of course not.

I know I can.

 

[Nocturnal]

yay

i feel like making a joke.

knock knock.
who's there?
me.
me who?
ME!
Go away.
Whatsupwiddat!?!?
LEAVE ME ALONE!
no, whatsupwiddat!
i'll call the cops!
how could you forget me, i'm whatsupwiddat!
oh... right. i was just kidding. come on in whatsupwiddat.
no really, what is up with that?
you are.
haha.
ok i think this is enough.
did he stop the joke yet?
i d--

sorry about that, i just let loose and can't control myself.

if you dont want my sad jokes on your 2000'th post just let me know, i have 48 hours on this baby!

be sure to have me review it before publication .

 

[sneaker]

so you consider yourself to be that wise? you know and have experienced so much in life that you can cover all of life's issues?

sorry buddy, your wrong

 

[whatsupwiddat]

Originally posted by sneaker
so you consider yourself to be that wise? you know and have experienced so much in life that you can cover all of life's issues?

sorry buddy, your wrong

Typical troll behavior.

For the 50th time, step back. Watch it happen. This is a dual master-thread. It will be nothing short of perfection. I don't want to ruin the format of course, but shut your face and have some faith in me. I haven't been cruising these forums for 17 months for nothing.

 

[Sisko]

Yeah really, support them a little.
It may not be perfection , but i doubt it wont be a REALLY great tread.
And I mean REALLY.

 

[REDblueOI]

Although I'm not as cynical, I have to agree with Sneak. It is impossible to anwer all all questions. I do believe, however, that you will cover a plethora of topics dealing with high school life, and it will be one helluva post.

Terrified, mortified, petrafied, by you...

Oh yeah, sneak, don't be such an ****ing *******. Common snese tells us two things:

1)Its impossible to answer all questions, so when he says answer all questions it actually means tons of questions, duh.

2)WUWD is a ****ing crazy son of a *****... he exagerates, exaserbates, and is as hiperbolic as they come... so stop arguing

Also, you made a comment about taking advice form a HSer. At 15 I know more about women than 95% of the men you've ever met [and that is being generous]. Don't believe me? Hit me up on AIM and I'll make you eat your words. redblueoi is my handle.

 

[sneaker]

Originally posted by whatsupwiddat
Typical troll behavior.

For the 50th time, step back. Watch it happen. This is a dual master-thread. It will be nothing short of perfection. I don't want to ruin the format of course, but shut your face and have some faith in me. I haven't been cruising these forums for 17 months for nothing.

you arent hearin me though. i'm not trolling, pal. i've been here longer than you and i'm sure i've learned just as much from this website as you have, but i don't claim that i can answer everyone's questions.

why? even with all the **** i learned frm this page, i dont have enough real life experience to help everyone with all their issues. i hardly doubt you don't either, unless your some sort of dude who is wise way beyond his years. you must be something real special.

i'm not trollin buddy. im simply wondering how you can do something like this without spittin back **** you learned from here.

im sure you can answer all questions, but what concerns me is how you go about answering them.

redblueoi
Oh yeah, sneak, don't be such an ****ing *******. Common snese tells us two things:

1)Its impossible to answer all questions, so when he says answer all questions it actually means tons of questions, duh.

read above, he's claiming perfection. even "tons" of questions coming from him seems unrealistic.

Also, you made a comment about taking advice form a HSer. At 15 I know more about women than 95% of the men you've ever met [and that is being generous].

right, i'm sure you do. but that's nothing special considering i've met so many people, and chances are the majority of these people don't know nearly as much about girls as you, me, and many of the guys here.

why do you want me to IM you? what do you have to prove to me? are you gonna throw at me a list of girls you've banged? are you gonna tell me all yuo know about women? your gonna show me how wise you are through AOL?

guys, i'm not tryin to piss anyone off here. im simply arguing.

if anyone's trying to start a flame war, its redblue. calling me a ****ing ******* and telling me he's gonna make me eat my words isn't very nice, now is it?

 

[The Antichrist_Star]

and you think you can answer all questions?

"No one has the right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence."

Ann Landers

so you consider yourself to be that wise? you know and have experienced so much in life that you can cover all of life's issues?

"The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it."

Anon

For the last time to our critics: I want you guys to remember that little link that you guys click on everytime you come here. This is a High School Forum. We are talking about things that pertain to High School. Someone please explain to me why we would talk to High School Kids about things in the real world? That's what the regular forum is about. No one from the age of 1 to 998 cannot answer all of life's questions... but... we are not talking about all of life here. We are talking about a mere four years of someone's life. Now... do I know a lot about that... yes... because I have been through High School, and have counseled many kids that have been in and through High School... with that said...

You have a nice day now Sneaker...

The Matrix: Reloaded

 

[Knockout King]

Sneak, every word you've spoken is completely worthless. Why? Because any idiot with eyes can already see everything that you've tried to explain to us, but the reason why no one has said anything is because we all have the common sense to know when Dat is exaggerating. He does it in practically every post he makes. Whenever you see one of those commercials that claim's that their product is nothing short of perfection, you'd probably try and sue them for false advertisement.

 

[sneaker]

Originally posted by Sexual Thing
Sneak, every word you've spoken is completely worthless. Why? Because any idiot with eyes can already see everything that you've tried to explain to us, but the reason why no one has said anything is because we all have the common sense to know when Dat is exaggerating. He does it in practically every post he makes. Whenever you see one of those commercials that claim's that their product is nothing short of perfection, you'd probably try and sue them for false advertisement.

i'm sorry i don't follow him and read every post he makes day in and day out and know his personality. all i did was ask him if he really thought he could answer everyone's questions, he said he KNEW he could. take that for what it is

 

[Knockout King]

Yet again you miss the point. I'm not talking about WUWD, I'm talking about humankind. Is it really that hard to tell when someone is exaggerating?

 

[whatsupwiddat]

Surprise. No exaggeration. At all.

And NO arguing on my thread. Either you contribute or get out. And no sneaker you haven't been around as long as I have and you haven't experienced the multitude of expierence that I have.

4 Counselors, one even commented I was one brick short of brilliancy, and that I had incredible mental hymnastics around her questions.

I listen to Dr. Laura Schlessinger often.

I listen to LoveLine w/ Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla often.

And I got me a really smart daddy who knows a great deal, and he is the one qho got me to do this: " Son, high school life is simple. Simpler than you think".

Now contribute or shut up. I'm serious about this.

 

[seloifter]

hey here's a good one, very important in HS

How can I become motivated enough to *do my homework*, not procrastinate, manage my time..... and just have the discipline to do it!

 

[sneaker]

matrix: i was talkin about what WUWD said before he edited his post. he said he had an answer to all of life's issues. he elaborated after he edited, but that's what he said.

Surprise. exaggeration. At all.

red and sexual thing, are we clear on this now?

And no sneaker you haven't been around as long as I have and

i've been here for over two years. you've been here for 17 months.

you haven't experienced the multitude of expierence that I have.

and you know this how?

I listen to Dr. Laura Schlessinger often.

I listen to LoveLine w/ Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla often.

haha. so now you're going to regurgitate what dr. drew and dr.laura tell you. you don't gain experience by watching tv or listening to the radio


guys, what you're trying to do is great, but you're saying you have the ability to answer anything. especially the way WUWD is talking.

maybe instead of saying that yuo will answer all questions, say you will try to answer questions that you can answer to the best of your knowledge

 

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by seloifter
hey here's a good one, very important in HS

How can I become motivated enough to *do my homework*, not procrastinate, manage my time..... and just have the discipline to do it!

this is what anson and i are working on... i just need time.

 

[Eternal]

Questions by Crazykid...

I'm back with questions that Whatsupwiddat has specifically asked me to ...umm...ask. But first, a little opening line that I need to say to someone...Sneaker, this is an internet board. You don't have to get so hyped up over one thing someone types. Yeah, he did say he would answer every question out there, but that doesn't mean he thinks he's the best there is. I really think you need to go outside and find a nice, hot female, and take a load (or two) off. You'd feel better afterwards.

Now...*in announcers voice* Here Comes The Questions...

How to pick up girls I see at the mall that don't know me and I don't know them?
How to break out of my "fear of approaching" phase?
When on a first date, when should I go for the kiss?
She is in all of my classes, should I go after her even though we would see each other all day?
Do a lot of High School girls really care about how much money you have?
How important is it to have a car to women?
First date: invite her over to my house for a movie, or take her somewhere?
Movie date: good or bad?
Should I still ask for her phone number if she goes to my school and I see her on a regular basis?
How should I ask her out? (How to word it.)
Tell her I love her just to hope to get pvssy?
Lie about my past to her?
How to use kino the first time I see her?
How should I act on the first date?
I know she has a boyfriend, should I still try and go after her?
Should I hit on (and fvck) the ugly girls for experience before moving on to the "higher ups?"
Taco Bell, Lone Star, or La Pierre De Tallo for dinner on the first date?
Would Prom be a good first date or should I ask her out for a date before then?
She likes one of my friends, who has a girlfriend already. How can I get her to pay more attention to me?
I've known her for over a year, ask her out?
How to avoid being whipped?
How much should she know about me?
Why does she act like a b!tch most days and the other days, she seems like the sweetest thing?
Are fvck buddies a good idea in High School?
What are some good date ideas?
She's poor and I'm rich, should I still talk to her?
She's rich and I'm poor, should I still talk to her?
We were both nearvous the first time we met, how to avoid that when I call her?
I'm going to college in a few months, still go after her?
Do females care that much about your looks?
She's always applying make-up, doing her hair, blah blah...does this mean she's high maintence?
She's a slut, still go for her?
She doesn't know if she likes me, I know I like her, what to do?
How to move things along in a relationship?
She breaks two dates, only the second one seemed like a valid reason, still give her a chance?
She has a reputation as being a front stabber*, still go for her?
Write her a love letter?
She flirts with other guys while we are on a date, how bad is this?
She speaks badly about me behind my back, what to do?
My friend likes this girl and hasn't made a move for a month. Go after her, or give him more time?
My parents don't like her, should I dump her becuase of that?
Our parents set us up, does this stand a chance?
Phone conversations: what to say, how long to stay on?
She's ugly and hits on me, but has HOT friends, how to let her down gently and go after her friends?
Do girls care about a guys etiquitte?
How much time should I spend with her?
Things started out great, then they went down hill the past week...what to do?
How to advance the relationship to the bedroom?
How to act around her parents?
She always has guys around her, but she isn't taken. How should I approach her?
We are in the hallway and it's crowded, should I pull her aside or ask her then and now?
Should I dress nicer on the day I'm going to ask her out?
Only time I see her is during lunch, what should I do?
I've only seen her twice and don't know her name, should I still talk to her?
Looking for girls online a good idea?
What about dating them? (Directed towards you )
How much to spend on the date?
How long should the date be?
Things to talk about: on the date, when I first see her, on the phone?

That is all I can muster right now. As always, there probably will be more later. Special note for * : you've heard of a backstabber, right? Well, this is the type of girl that would look you in the eye while she is breaking your heart. That should take care of that. Two more things: I was hoping to do something more...productive for my 500th post, but this was a request by Sebastian, so I couldn't say no. Second, a quote for you all: Semper Vivate! I'll let you all figure it out...

 

[edward]

get over it sneaker. stop arguing credentials and raining on
someone's parade when you haven't contributed jack to the forum. you're not proving anything.

on a lighter note, i bet ya'lls post will be outstanding. i'll be waitin for it.

 

[Ares:God Of War]

Just because you can answer some questions doesnt make you a DJ. Lots of people on here just type **** but have no experience with girls? How long youve been registered has nothing to do with how good you are. Get over yourself. Im not attacking you, Im setting you straight, someones gotta get your head outta your ass it might as well be me that tries.