Know how a pistol's better than a woman?

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that's easy to say, punk. However, I bet that many a guy laughs at it. :) they certainly do on the gun forums.
 

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metoo said:
that's easy to say, punk. However, I bet that many a guy laughs at it. :) they certainly do on the gun forums.
Probably also on the phaggot forums
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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the only way a pistol will suck your dick is if you're on acid, tho
 

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The mods here should be ashamed of themselves
Probably the most ignorant comment I've ever come across on this site.

Moved to Anything Else
 

At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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I was expecting "because a pistol will kill you quick and relatively painlessly. A woman will wear you down and crush you over a long period of time."... But that works as well lol
 

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Actually women and pistols are quite similar. Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
 

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Marvin Gaye said:
Probably also on the phaggot forums
I lol'd at this. just letting you guys know.
 

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I wouldn't know about gay anything, no interest in it.
 

Men frequently err by talking too much. They often monopolize conversations, droning on and on about topics that bore women to tears. They think they're impressing the women when, in reality, they're depressing the women.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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