Kissing Problem

[FancyPants]

Peep this I guess this is a weird question but hey I have to ask. I was trying to work my game on this sweet little thing and I went to Kiss her and she shot me down. Now she told me "If anything got started between us I wouldn't put a stop to it" but I was like ok this is weird she will not kiss me.

Now the thing is we will go out to eat and she will get like a sandwhich and she will offer me a bite I didn't really think anything of it but sometimes I would decline and she would be like oh come on it's so so good. It got to the point where I am sure she got something out of me eating after her. I could see it in her eyes and the way she acted. Once she came clear over to my room and gave me like the smallest piece of a sandwhich you ever seen it was one bite. She gave me a cookie and I told her to feed it to me and she stood there and broke it up into little tiny pieces and was feeding me. Another time she was eating something and she was feeding some of it too me, then weeks later she brought it up and said remeber we shared a fork.

Now my question is what is it about this food business, and why the heck would she eat after me but not let me kiss her. Us sharing food is like indirectly kissing in my book.

 

[DYDevotee]

Ne me Taquinez pas, it means, "don't tease" in French, I suggest you remember that next time she triesto tease with food, also, just because you tried to kiss her and she pushed you away, doesn't mean you shouldn't try again, persistence is the mother of success, if she wasn't totally disgusted when you tried to kiss her, it's just her way of saying "i want you to tease me a bit more first, make me want it." you have to try again with her.



Trust me, I'm always right.

 

[Big Pappy]

I have never read anything so odd before. Ever. I'd take her to Baskin Robbins and get a rootbeer float with 2 straws. Or, try sharing a spaghetti noodle and slurp your way to her tongue.

Seriously, I've never read about such odd behavior from a chick. I think I would run away.

 

[Austin Allegro]

Fancypants, according to your post you are 89 years old. Are you sure this chick isn't a nurse in your care home who has to spoon feed you?

 

[chlywly]

Dude don't be a moron!, the food thing = major flirting, major teasing and major turn on, she's playing hard to get, she wants to kiss you, OWN it.. Do it up.. Take control and give her what she desires

 

[FancyPants]

Originally posted by Austin Allegro
Fancypants, according to your post you are 89 years old. Are you sure this chick isn't a nurse in your care home who has to spoon feed you?

LMAO LMAO That is f'ing hilarious but yeah I am sure it is not my nurse lol.

 

[Chewy Bagel]

Many women/girls believe the old saying, "the way to a man's heart is though his stomach."

I think she digs you.

 

[icepick]

Originally posted by FancyPants
Peep this I guess this is a weird question but hey I have to ask. I was trying to work my game on this sweet little thing and I went to Kiss her and she shot me down. Now she told me "If anything got started between us I wouldn't put a stop to it" but I was like ok this is weird she will not kiss me.

Now the thing is we will go out to eat and she will get like a sandwhich and she will offer me a bite I didn't really think anything of it but sometimes I would decline and she would be like oh come on it's so so good. It got to the point where I am sure she got something out of me eating after her. I could see it in her eyes and the way she acted. Once she came clear over to my room and gave me like the smallest piece of a sandwhich you ever seen it was one bite. She gave me a cookie and I told her to feed it to me and she stood there and broke it up into little tiny pieces and was feeding me. Another time she was eating something and she was feeding some of it too me, then weeks later she brought it up and said remeber we shared a fork.

Now my question is what is it about this food business, and why the heck would she eat after me but not let me kiss her. Us sharing food is like indirectly kissing in my book.

Wasn't this a Sienfield episode???

 

[FancyPants]

Re: Re: Kissing Problem

Originally posted by icepick
Wasn't this a Sienfield episode???

LOL yeah they did have a similar situation on there. Now maybe I can ask the writers who wrote that episode on what the heII is this woman problem. Come on guys help me out with this.

 

[DYDevotee]

I told you once, I won't tell you thrice

I told you what to do, she's teasing you with the food, tease back, and make her want you to kiss her. Thats why she is doing what she is doing. When she said "no" she didn't act offended, she didn't slap you, she wanted you to build up more tension and attraction for it to happen. One way to create this is by how you eat from her, "kiss" the food off of the fork or whatever, very sensuous, very seductive, then, when leaning back, look her in the eyes.










I'm so romantic it hurts

 

[KGB]

Put that piece of sandwich on your d1ck...

 

[seloifter]

Originally posted by DYDevotee
Ne me Taquinez pas, it means, "don't tease" in French, I suggest you remember that next time she triesto tease with food, also, just because you tried to kiss her and she pushed you away, doesn't mean you shouldn't try again, persistence is the mother of success, if she wasn't totally disgusted when you tried to kiss her, it's just her way of saying "i want you to tease me a bit more first, make me want it." you have to try again with her.



Trust me, I'm always right.

well, I don't know about you always being right, considering that french phrase isn't perfect
a more correct version is "ne me taquines pas" (the word taquines is pronounced "tack een"..... seems almost the exact same but ask a french to read both and they'll understand the rather big difference.
the difference is that your phrase would be as though you were speaking to an elder/superior or a group of people....
a bigger difference than you'd think, in french

 

[seloifter]

Now that I'm done with Anal French 101.....

I'd suggest going with David D's advice..... he gives good stuff on kiss closing....

one of his methods to see if a girl is ready for a kiss or not is to play with her hair. Then, play with the very tip of her hair, touching it softly. While you're doing that, look into her eyes, then slowly down to her lips, then back up to her eyes. If she makes any motion to leave, stop you, or generally seem uncomfortable; she's not ready to be kissed. If she seems to be into it, then go for it.

 

[FancyPants]

Originally posted by KGB
Put that piece of sandwich on your d1ck...

I rather have her put her lips on my d!ck. So what the heII is the bottom line here? What is she trying to do.

 

[usdaprime]

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not
be indulged in lightly.
M. F. K. Fisher

 

[FancyPants]

Help me out and tell me what I should of done. This girl asked me to come over to her house to hang out with her and her friend. On my way to her crib she calls me and tells me she has to stop at the store and for me to wait before I come over. Well I didn't like that idea so we agreed that I would come over now. I got there and she was sitting out on the front porch. So I pulled around back and was getting ready to walk around the front and all of a sudden she showed up at the back door and she said "You didn't think I was going to make you walk all the way around did you." So we walked through the house to the porch. Later her friend shows up and we all go to her bar in the basement and her friend asks her if they was going to get drunk and she trys to be all quite and gives this look and says no.


My point behind all this babble is to find out whether or not she came out the back to take me through the house so I could Kiss her or something. She had her daughter with her and I think she was holding her so I didn't know what to do. plus her trying to stall me from coming over by saying she had to go to the store made me unsure what to do. And taking me through the house made me think she didn't want me to be seen but we did sit outside. As to the drunk comment she seemed like she didn't want to get drunk because I was there.
So what was I supose to do????

 

[FoxHound20]

Yo dude, you're overanalzying the whole 'walk around the back of the house thing'. She has a kid? If i were in your boots i'd walk.

 

[FancyPants]

Originally posted by FoxHound20
Yo dude, you're overanalzying the whole 'walk around the back of the house thing'. She has a kid? If i were in your boots i'd walk.

I know but I would still like to know what that was supose to mean. Yes she has a kid, and NO I don't care.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

This is among the funniest threads I've read here. Haha.
Dude, she is definitely testing you; to see if you're gonna fold like the rest of the supplicating chumps, or you'll rise up and be a man and take what's in the table.

Just keep your composure and cool, stay calm. Keep building up the tension but start your own teasing to increase her intense desire for you.

 

[usdaprime]

My point behind all this babble is to find out whether or not she came out the back to take me through the house so I could Kiss her or something

Yo dude, you're overanalzying the whole 'walk around the back of the house thing'

WTF????????????????????????????????????????





I think this is tuff on as to the part of her coming out the door and trying to stall you. I guess it could go either way. Have you tried since then?