Kissing Chemistry- How often are you Totally Grossed Out?

[NeverFear]

Ok, so this chick is decent looking, and works as an accountant and otherwise normal. Being a guy with attitude she makes the first move
and tries to kiss me on friday night after eating at the olive garden (where she paid of course).

Ive never been so grossed out. It was like she was sliding thin cold slices of slimy chopped up fish livers between my teeth.

Then trying to rub it back and forth.

Then she'd plunge me (her fat bulky tongueo) all loose and bulky.

I hate to be a snob, but i was really disgusted.

Tell me if im wrong, but kissing is all about:

a. starting off slow and building b. concentrating small parts of your mouth into a very narrow small area with building pressure. c. waiting to see if the other person likes it.

I have never been so grossed out. Her lips felt like slivers of fried squid plunging into my mouth cavity.

The pressure was across my whole mouth instead of one spot.

ANybody else had this happen?

 

[speakeasy]

No, but there's nothing worse than kissing a girl with bad breath. Then having to play it off, so you can still get the p*ssy.

 

[sexy_kuta]

No, but there's nothing worse than kissing a girl with bad breath. Then having to play it off, so you can still get the p*ssy.

Oh man dont even get me started on that!

 

[Faca]

There's nothing wrong with you, girls can also be bad kissers just remember that, but you should lead in the kiss and see what she likes..

One thing happend to me, this really hot girl.. when i kissed her, started slowly.. but she already opened her mouth wide.. and kept her tongue very stiff..

Question to the master DJ's here, what should you do when a woman is a bad kisser?

 

[iLoveCookies]

Not to hijack but what make a guy a good kisser. Any suggestions or opinion

 

[Vulpine]

I've actually stopped women in mid-kiss and told them:

"Whoa. Kissing is like dancing. Let's do a different dance - follow my lead."

Then kiss them again. They'll usually mimic how you kiss.

But, it's nice to follow up shortly after with:

"Not bad. We still need more practice though."

 

[Cash]

No, but there's nothing worse than kissing a girl with bad breath. Then having to play it off, so you can still get the p*ssy.

Any biatch with bad breath can keep her pússy.

Total turnoff.

 

[swaptrex]

Any biatch with bad breath can keep her pússy.

Total turnoff.

haha, so true!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

It was like she was sliding thin cold slices of slimy chopped up fish livers between my teeth....

So tell us just how often do you this?

 

[realsmoothie]

LOL

I've kissed some bad kissers... but you can wean them into your style. If they're too agressive (and a lot are... they just throw themselves in your mouth), just pull back and nibble. Suck on a lip, or even move away from their mouth entirely.

Not to their boob, dum dum.

If they're too cautious, i.e. they don't use their tongue and keep their mouth closed too much... it's a matter of using your tongue just on the outside of her lips.

But yes, you have the general idea. Start slow, and build up.

Personally, I love to kiss. I'm a big kino/cuddle freak. Not too masculine, but damn most girls really respond to it. Rememeber, women take a LONG time to warm up.

 

[So Many Ways]

I once kissed a girl whose breath tasted like throwup. No joke. I'm getting sick just thinking about it.

 

[brucevangeorge]

I once kissed a girl whose breath tasted like throwup. No joke. I'm getting sick just thinking about it.

OOOOOHHHHH!!! Noooooo!:nervous:

I can feel your disgust miles away. I am going to take a shower after reading this.

 

[niceguydying]

Just give the Bytch a mint and call it a day!! Man, i always carry mints on my arse!!! I work with this women that is attractive enough, however, her breath smells like a breeze off a landfill when it is 100 plus degress outside, you dig?? Not to mention she talks poorly about prople and talks behind their backs. Which makes her a FUG!

I once kissed a girl that was so aggressive that her teeth kept clashing into mine. WE MUST LEAD!!

NEVERFEAR, I live south of Atlanta, maybe we can go Sarging together!!! Just keep the onion and garlic hoe's away!

 

[Alittude]

Hahaha what an awesome thread. I have had a couple of bad kissers in my time. One was just like a fish going in the same position with her tounge over and over. That was crap. The best kisses are the ones that we lead and start slowly and stylish.

 

[Amigu]

Most girls I've kissed were pretty good. One in particular was f*cking rpulsive. For some reason I had put it in my mind that I had the hots for her and so I went after her at a party. She tasted really disgusting and had this grainy weird saliva and bad breath.
Wow in that moment everything just broke together like a house of cards. I noticed all the groose things about her and just couldn't get out fast enough.

I've had a girl who was a semibad kisser but I kind of took the intitiative and did some hot cold stuff to guide her and it worked out of in the end.

I think what we can learn is that on the other side of the coin if a guy is a good kisser it can really enhance the attraction a woman has for him and vice versa if he's terrible he can miss out on a bit of ass.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Most girls I've dated are really aggressive kissers. They'd slobber onto your mouth, and you'd end up with more of their spit inside than your own spit.

Funnily eough, younger girls are more aggreesssive than older ones.

 

[Yuriy777]

So tell us just how often do you this?

You made me choke on a grape!
lol

 

[DarkChaos]

Most girls I've dated are really aggressive kissers. They'd slobber onto your mouth, and you'd end up with more of their spit inside than your own spit.

Funnily eough, younger girls are more aggreesssive than older ones.

Lack of experience.