Kiss her hand by all means, but do it with humour. Put a fake french accent on and say;
'Aw mon petit cherie, you are so beautiful! Your hands! Your hands are as soft as a Louis Vutton designer handbag! All other women are merde compared to you! Come, madmoiselle, let us elope to Paris, (pronounced 'Paree') city of love. Now i know i look like le Hunchback de Notre Dame, but i will shower you with gifts, and take you on my river boat cruise along the Seine on a beautiful evening. We will kiss, and dance, and eat frogs legs until they come out our noses. And then, after an evening of romance i take you back to my chateau for a night of passion, and i will stick my Eiffel through your Arc d' Triomph. Aww, mon petit cherie!'
If she doesnt p1ss herself laughing shes either a serial killer or in a coma