Kino: Not for Wussies: Only DJs

The_King

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Recently, I have been attempting to take my kino
to higher levels. Whereby, I communicate that I am in control and I am not afraid of her.

Here is my latest method:

Slapping women (playfully) across the face.

It has ingredients of ****y and Funny and illustrates that your not afraid of her. There reaction is fantastic. For example:

she says something that isn't funny or just silly, whatever you understand.

I will say

"look if you keep doing that I will have to slap you"

then, I actually do, playfully slap them either side of ther face. Remember the early James Bond films, he would not hesistate to do such a thing. Neither do I. They usually try and slap me back and I say

"what gives you the right?" Or "feisty are we?"

Its excellent.

Kino number 2 is:

Salsa dancing/ dirty dancing, in clubs. We are not talking clubs where people are dancing with each other like that, we are talking main stream.

Grab their hand, spin them around, keep it lively, pull them in close, then shove them away. Again, its excellent, at times you can have virtual total body to body contact. Your taking the lead, showing her your the man. I see people try and copy me, I just grab the girl again and tell we shall show them how its really done. Admittedly, some girls, will not dance like that with me. Therefore, I just playfully push them now again when they are on the dance floor. Which keeps up the fun factor and usually leads to heavy kino

Which leads me onto Kino tip 3

Pushing girls into objects. I may be wlaking with a lady to a pub. I say

"watch out for that parked car"

Then, push her lightly into it. Then remark

"what?! your drunk already"

or push her towards the bushes, then say

"your very keen on trying to get me into the bushes so soon"

The most important rule

Is keep it playful, light, ****y and funny. And do not accept anything back from her without playful retaliaiton. Then you have a recipe for a night of heavy kino, ****y and funny and an attitude that screams, I am no wussie, I am not scared of you. This is my world, come on in its fun.
 

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I understand about keeping kino light and funny.

But I think you take it the wrong way when you " Playfully slap them or push them into a parked car.


I think maybe lightly tapping their azz or a little booty bump won't hurt.


But I don't think you should do what your doing because some girls will take it the wrong way.
 

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Never touch their face that early. That is too risky. Slap 'em with a napkin, instead.
 

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I can understand your hesistaiton in believing in doing the things I do...

I would be the same, as an outsider but it does work.

They usually slap me back or try and push me into bushes or bus stops. Then it goes on, each of you looking for oppurtunities to push the other etc, play fighting all the time.

Try it...maybe UK girls take it, and that it would get a different reaction in the US. Very few girls, have questioned me on it, when asked why I slap them, simply say

"only naughty ones that need discplining".

In fact, I can not think of a bad reaction from it, and I have been doing this for about 3-4 months now.
 

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I will test this out..

Btw i know EXACTLY what your saying about the dancing in the clubs. I posted something like this in a thread called "C & F Accentuators"

I like to kind of have the girl by one hand, swing her out then she spins back into my arm and then i can lean her back and up again. Then go back to the normal grinding. Its a fukking blast doing this especially when you can tell she is having a good time and your having a good time. Its nice to take control and switch up the dance moves.
 

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I tried this once (slapping)...
I was being C+F and the girl said something a little insulting in a joking way. I TAPPED the side of her face and said ," better recognize..." but only got 1/2 way thru as she immediately kicked me in the f'n nads! She apologized and told me she has this thing about people touching her face. Thing is, she doesn't have a problem with other areas(took a nice handful of azz a couple times- got a surprised smile).:eek:
 

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Guys, I don't think he was being serious. This is strangely reminiscent of a juicypoop thread (read the last article in the DJ Bible, and you'll see what I mean).
 

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no, this is serious, but guys, be careful.

i know there are plenty of *****es out there who will sue you or kick u in the balls for slapping her a bit. i know it is suppose to be a joke, but i woudnt do this to a girl. id rather give her a little nuge or smack her butt. works better :p
 

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Man it pisses me off

I am tiring of answering post that contradict the BIBLe...read the bible..and yes this crap might work but just like anything at the right time with the right person


Tiburon
 

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I am serious about this post.

Obviously, you do not go around slapping women, that you have only been speaking to for 3 minutes.

King Rat: Sorry to hear of your misfortune, hopefully, will never get that response.

I will keep this up, and let you guys know of the reactions. Good and Bad.

I do sometimes lead with a nudge or bump her with my butt, then if thats well received you can take it further with the playful slap or slapping motion across her face, if your still not sure. I have used the motion of slapping a girls face side to side with women, that may not be receptive straightaway.I have not had a bad experience or response yet. Usually number closing afterwards, with comments like

"you still need some more discplining, so give me your number"

Of course, done with a smile and probably a tap on the side.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Just to let you know...

I used the playful slapping on a girl I met last night in a club. It worked, I could tell she wanted me to kiss her, we playfully kept slapping each other, then I grabbed her, looked into her eyes and kissed her.

Then, as I had other options going on, I told her I will be back later and went to walk off. She said, they all say that. So I said give me your number and she did. I gave her mine.

Later on chatting to this other chick, I know, the one who gives me the ****y stuff back and she is using my lines on me saying

"your here on your own, your just stalking me!"

I am like no, and i am here with blah, blah, everyone. Even though I was as such on my own, as the frineds I came i with were not close friends. Then the chick who I had given my number to (the on I had been slapping) rang me and told me to meet her outside. I stayed at her house last night.

So in conclusion, it works, well, for me. Maybe in litigation USA, you may end up in the dock.
 

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Girls DO respond strangely to being touched on the face. I was talking to this girl last night and she was turned away from me so I couldn't hear a word she was saying, so I put my hand on her cheek and turned her head toward me and said, "You have to look at me when you talk to me or I can't hear what you're saying. :D " She seemed to react unfavorably to it.

Still, if she ever checks you, check her back. Just don't cause pain. :) I always laugh at that one part in the chick-flicks...there's inevitably a scene where they're walking and the girl pushes the guy and the guy pushes back not knowing his own strength and sends her into a lake or a parked car or something. :D
 

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I go with the King's (I am the true king though...) method. Extremely effective if you are searching for someone who wont sue you for nonsense, or is paranoid, etc.
Think of it as a test of your own. If she reacts possitively, she is worthwile, if she doesnt, she failed your test, and she is to be nexted.
 

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Too bad thats not even kino [the 1st and 3rd]... its simply touching that puts you in controle of the situation.

Kino is touching that shows intrest, yet is not 'noticed.' She should never think during [real] kino "Wow, he's touching me" but rather "Wow, he's sexy!" So, the more engrosing the moment the more intense the kino:

If you are both laughing histerically @ a joke, you lean towards her [she does the same if she is interested, its good b/l]. With little space inbetween you simply place your hand on her love handle lightly as you laugh, and squeeze gently right before you let go. She should be thinking "Wow, what a funny joke" but the touch of your hand on her side [a fairly sensitive area] triggered physical reactions in her body, like releasing chemicals that cause attraction.

She just made a point, you agree with her [again leaning forward, she does the same], and you place your open hand [finger tips] on the side of her arm for a moment as you verbally agree/supplicate. She would think "Wow, he really udnerstands where I'm coming from" not "Oh my, he's touching me!"

You are changing directions as you walk, while letting her go first you guide her by putting your open hand [tips of fingers] in the middle of her back.

Kino [is not ment to and] does not trigger concius reactions. The touching you posted about causes reactions in the way she will carry herself/percieve you/live the moment. If you lightly openhanded smack a woman, she will realize you are in controle, and will realize what she can and cannot get away with. If you playfully hip-check a girl into the bar, she will push you back or playfully hit you, changing the mood to fun and easy going. That is very different than brushing your arm against hers as you stand in line in McDonalds.
 
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