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I'm Russian, I'll outdrink all of you, even Irish.. So STFU about lightweight..

Natural Ice will get you drunk really fast.. 2 cans is all it takes if you're not used to it. If you're more hard core like me, 5 or 6 will get you drunk..

Imports? Forget it, like coca cola. I let my nephew fool with imports.
 

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Mr. Wolf said:
STR8UP and you are both confused. It's not toilet water, it's beer. It comes canned and bottled. Only select few can enjoy it, others dismiss it in favor of something safer. So, good job staying safe for both of you, boys. Also, wear helmet and look both ways when crossing road.
Safer....haha. When YOU are ready to take off the training wheels try one of the Belgians or high proof micro's.

I think I'm gonna uncork a "safe" bottle of Gouden Carolus Noel (10%abv) or Chimay Blue (9%abv) in honor of this, the WORST beer thread ever.
 

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I have something better. Absolute. 40% alcohol by volume. I bet if you drink the whole bottle you'd drop dead. In my world, anything less than half bottle is sissy. So next time you decide to try to impress me with fancy a55 beer drinking, think hard boy. You could drink beer, and I'll drink vodka, and after you gone I'll have sex with your woman. Is she pretty?
 

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People talk about this or that import beer being so great and I think it's just a bunch of baseless opinion.
With all due respect, I don't see how anyone can even consider mass produced American beer to be in the same category as imports and microbrews. And I'm not talking Heineken and Corona and crap (although they are slightly better IMO) I'm talking about the good stuff that you don't see in every 7/11 in the country.

A lot of these people don't understand brewing and are just stating an opinion or a preference. Budweiser is made of all natural ingredients and because of it's great sales volume they can make a quality product at a lower price.I don't like to buy anything foriegn when I can get a good american product.
Then you should try some of the micro brews. American craft brewers are making some world class beers nowadays.

It's all an opinion or preference, however, a lot of people don't even bother to try anything outside of what they sell at the local convenience store, so they have no basis to formulate an opinion.

Lets put it this way.

I HATED beer when I was 17-18. The guys I worked with would get together after work in the back of the restaurant parking lot and drink whatever was cheapest at the time. I couldn't even get a sip down without wanting to spit it out.

Then one of the guys I worked with who had been in the military in Germany introduced me to German Hefeweizen (Julius Echter).

It was amazing. From that point on I was hooked, and to this day I still don't understand why someone would buy Bud, Miller, Coors, or any of the other American beers.

I was so hooked I studied the art of brewing and started brewing my own beer. I did my final speech for speech class in college on the brewing process of beer. Aced the speech, and aced the class. So I know a thing or two about brew.

To date I'm sure I have tried close to 1000 different beers from all over the world, including local beers in Mexico, Jamaica, Republic of Georgia, Germany, Holland, and Czech Republic.

Georgian beer pretty much sucked, a couple were ok. Same with Russian brews. Had a few of those while I was over there.

They have some decent stuff in Mexico, but I'll take a good Anejo tequila over a Mexican beer most days.

I walked several miles (ironically right PAST the Heineken brewery) in Amsterdam to visit a local brewery that was housed in an old windmill. Pretty good stuff. Cheap too.

Had a few interesting beers In Prague, although i found Czech beer to be generally overrated. I liked the food better.

But Germany.....man that's the beer lovers MECCA.

Attended Oktoberfest in Munich and was largely unimpressed with the beer. Again, the food was awesome, but the beer wasn't as good as most of the stuff I drink back home. But Berlin....ahhhhhh Berlin.....hands down the best beers i have ever had.

Had German Pilsners that were brewed right there in the beer garden. Mmmmmmm...... But the crown goes to the Weizen. The wheat beers made in Berlin couldn't have been made better if they came from heaven. Bursting with citrusy flavors, reminiscent of Juicy Fruit gum. the best I tried was from a brewery called Lemke, located under a train overpass in the Mitte section of the city. Truly a beer to behold.

Anyway....

I don't care if Bud is all natural, it is made with fillers and adjuncts as I mentioned earlier. They use rice instead of 100% barley, which takes away from the flavor. The hops, which are a key component in most beers, are cheap and bland.

A good beer will highlight one or more of its characteristics, such as hoppiness (such as Sam Adams) or maltiness (such as Newcastle) or any number of other flavors (all the way from fruity to dessert-like) that are every bit as complex as a fine wine. Budweiser highlights nothing.

End of beer snob rant.
 

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Mr. Wolf said:
So next time you decide to try to impress me with fancy a55 beer drinking, think hard boy.
You were the one touting the strength of your pedestrian brew.
 

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Str8up that's fine I'm not saying there aren't more expensive beers that have more expensive ingredients and different/better flavors. All I'm saying is most people's preference in beers is just that a preference. Budweiser is a good, quality beer for the price. It's never made me feel bad even after drinking it excessively and that's more than I can say for most pricier imports. Most people who say that imports/ or American berr blah blah blah and expensive micro-brewery beers are better and budweiser is crap, don't know what they're talking about. Not saying that you don't Str8up but most people don't.

Sure there's going to be a more expensive beer I might like better, but I've not really found or would drink it day in and day put.

I don't care if Bud is all natural, it is made with fillers and adjuncts as I mentioned earlier. They use rice instead of 100% barley, which takes away from the flavor. The hops, which are a key component in most beers, are cheap and bland.
I don't personally see anything wrong with using rice anymore than making beer from wheat or whatever. It's just preference. Perhaps Michelob doesn't, I don't know, but I prefer Bud anyway.Budweiser makes some bold claims that it's beer is made of some expensive/high quality ingredients and cost more to brew than most other beers. There's got to be some truth to that.

Here's an article about Budweiser: http://crookedtimber.org/2007/05/10/in-praise-of-budweiser-contains-extended-footnotes/
 

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Mr. Wolf said:
I'm Russian, I'll outdrink all of you, even Irish.. So STFU about lightweight..

Natural Ice will get you drunk really fast.. 2 cans is all it takes if you're not used to it. If you're more hard core like me, 5 or 6 will get you drunk..

Imports? Forget it, like coca cola. I let my nephew fool with imports.

hey hey im mexican you cant outdrink our roots! tequila will kill vodka!

anyways you wanna drink something that will get you drunk quick? try 211 Steel Reserve, more "manly" than natural ice
 

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Mr. Wolf said:
I have something better. Absolute. 40% alcohol by volume. I bet if you drink the whole bottle you'd drop dead. In my world, anything less than half bottle is sissy. So next time you decide to try to impress me with fancy a55 beer drinking, think hard boy. You could drink beer, and I'll drink vodka, and after you gone I'll have sex with your woman. Is she pretty?
That's funny. After you realize your toilet water doesn't hold anything to real beer, you switch to saying beer is for p*****s.

I drank a whole bottle of Absolut when I was 16. Chugged it. Didn't die. I didn't even pass out.

Next time you try to sound tough, think again, you're just a fag.
 

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Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
anyways you wanna drink something that will get you drunk quick? try 211 Steel Reserve, more "manly" than natural ice

I tried that once. It's a strong beer. I drank enough to get really drunk. First one tasted some what sweet and didn't go in well, but once you get drunk it's all good.

Problem is, the other day I felt really bad. I had some 211 left overs in the fridge, I couldn't open the fridge because I didn't want to look at it.

But other than that, 211 is a potent beer. Around my woods it costs cheaper than natural ice.
 

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Fred Da Head said:
you're just a fag.

hahaha, dude, I'm not into guys man.. gay-whatever is that way --------------->


It's funny how you claiming to drink a whole bottle of absolute while you were a teenager. Small body, big drink. And you're fine. Maybe it was a small bottle. Anyway, you're funny, I hope you find yourself a mate. Me, I'm not into guys, sorry.
 

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STR8UP said:
Uh, yea, Natural Ice is good stuff....uhuh :down:

You wouldn't know a good beer if one jumped up and slapped you in the face.

You want strong? Try some of the new "Double" micro brews, a barley wine, or a nice Belgian abbey ale. Any beer that has a CORK will likely fukk you up.

Oh yea, Dogfish Head Worldwide Stout. From www.dogfish.com



Yes, that's 18% alcohol. And believe it or not, it's very drinkable and tastes AMAZING.

You can keep you toilet water, thank you.
DOGFISH HEAD "BLACK AND BLUE"

and "RED AND WHITE" ...FREAKIN' AMAZIN'
 

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Then you should try some of the micro brews. American craft brewers are making some world class beers nowadays.
It's been a while since I traveled much in the US but in the late 90s I was amazed how hard it was to find a good micro outside the Pacific Northwest. I suppose that has changed somewhat, but the South was particularly disappointing last time I was down there.

I thought southerners had a reputation as beer drinkers to uphold. ;)

The Deschutes Brewery in Bend Oregon puts out some fine product IMO, and of course Portland and other bigger cities have lots of micros to choose from.
 

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Deschutes and Smuttynose are my favorite craft brewers. Deschutes really is world-class. Visit BeerAdvocate.com

Whoever started the thread is a 16 year old retard. Let him drink his corner store pee-water.
 

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BTW, I drank a sixer of Dogfishhead's 60 minute IPA and was bombed out of my mind. The next day i felt like i got dropped on my head. Good, but definitely a sipping beer.
 

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bigjohnson said:
It's been a while since I traveled much in the US but in the late 90s I was amazed how hard it was to find a good micro outside the Pacific Northwest. I suppose that has changed somewhat, but the South was particularly disappointing last time I was down there.

I thought southerners had a reputation as beer drinkers to uphold. ;)
It's improved SLIGHTLY over the years here in Orlando, but as we speak there are only two real microbreweries in town. The one at Disney is simply phenomenal. Some super good hoppy ales, an awesome hand drawn stout in the winter, a great wheat beer.....all top notch stuff.

The other one is about a mile from my house in an industrial district. The organic beer that they brew is not bad, but it's not much on atmosphere and to be honest I would rather go to the local 1000 beers from all around the world bar.

They just opened a new brew restaurant, but come to find out they brew the beer off site so it isn't the same.

A local brewery chain used to be here in town that served very good beer and excellent food, but they closed all but one. And just like the brewery at Disney it's about a half hour drive from my house, so I don't get to experience it very often :(
 

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Colossus said:
BTW, I drank a sixer of Dogfishhead's 60 minute IPA and was bombed out of my mind. The next day i felt like i got dropped on my head. Good, but definitely a sipping beer.
Dogfishhead doesn't play around with their beers, that's for sure!

If you like that style you gotta try one called Steelhead Double IPA. It might even be better than the Dogfish Ipa's.

I'm lucky in that the coolest liquor store EVER just came to town right next door to my business. Hundreds and hundreds of imports and micro's, and CHEAP liquor, which is good because as much as I love beer it does pack in the pounds and it tends to make me lethargic and gives me hangovers sometimes.

I gotta stick with vodka as my main drink. If you want a good vodka that's actually pretty good priced try Luksosova. It's a potato vodka from Poland. It's smooth, but it actually has some "flavor" whereas most good vodkas are pretty devoid of character.
 

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Erdinger.

Super bock abadia.

Desperados.

Well, gotta be honest i don't know that many kinds of beers but those are the ones that tickle my fancy :D
 
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