Kick Ass Opener

[ALPHAROMEO]

new opener

me to the female receptionist GOT A PEN?
HER here s one
ME it s a wonder pen it writes all colors ( i start writing the words YELLOW TURQUOISE )
gasps

i pretend to write something then i pretend to leave
HER my pen you haven t given me my pen back ?
ME thought it was n present
ME mayby you coul help me with the following
my FRENCH teacher s aked me to make 2 sentences in ENGLISH using those two words do u think u could help me?
She complies

you thank her profusely
and say
ME are u a language teacher also ?
her bla bla bla
ME what s the best way to improve one s FRENCH ?


N B I AM ACTUALLY french ( i live in PARIS ) but i pretend to b an american student i put on a strong U S accent
try it with a FRENCGH accent ( check out a french accent on youtube )

 

[OamImrsNemo]

that made absofvkinglutely no sense whatsoever.

 

[ARrocket]

new opener

me to the female receptionist GOT A PEN?
HER here s one
ME it s a wonder pen it writes all colors ( i start writing the words YELLOW TURQUOISE )
gasps

Forget seduction, this is just gold period

 

[Angelus]

what?

 

[WORKEROUTER]

new opener

me to the female receptionist GOT A PEN?
HER here s one
ME it s a wonder pen it writes all colors ( i start writing the words YELLOW TURQUOISE )
gasps

i pretend to write something then i pretend to leave
HER my pen you haven t given me my pen back ?
ME thought it was n present
ME mayby you coul help me with the following
my FRENCH teacher s aked me to make 2 sentences in ENGLISH using those two words do u think u could help me?
She complies

you thank her profusely
and say
ME are u a language teacher also ?
her bla bla bla
ME what s the best way to improve one s FRENCH ?


N B I AM ACTUALLY french ( i live in PARIS ) but i pretend to b an american student i put on a strong U S accent
try it with a FRENCGH accent ( check out a french accent on youtube )

I dont' know how they do it in France but this makes absolutely no sense.

 

[S0LID]

new opener

me to the female receptionist GOT A PEN?
HER here s one
ME it s a wonder pen it writes all colors ( i start writing the words YELLOW TURQUOISE )
gasps

i pretend to write something then i pretend to leave
HER my pen you haven t given me my pen back ?
ME thought it was n present
ME mayby you coul help me with the following
my FRENCH teacher s aked me to make 2 sentences in ENGLISH using those two words do u think u could help me?
She complies

you thank her profusely
and say
ME are u a language teacher also ?
her bla bla bla
ME what s the best way to improve one s FRENCH ?


N B I AM ACTUALLY french ( i live in PARIS ) but i pretend to b an american student i put on a strong U S accent
try it with a FRENCGH accent ( check out a french accent on youtube )

How to get a restraining order.

 

[ALPHAROMEO]

the pen opener

the point about using the PEN OPENER is to break the ice anybody can ask for a pen or the time it s socially right to ask for a pen
the second thing ( it writes all colors ) is to make the exchange light hearted even humorous

now i pretend to leave she calls me back
then i ask her to help me with my ENGLISH GRAMMAR

FINALLY I ASK HER TWO MORE Qs
1 WHAT S THE BEST WAY TO IMPROVE ONE S ENGLISH?

2 IS IT BETTER TO STAY IN A FLAT OR WITH AN AMERICAN FAMILY ( staying with a familly d help me with muy oral )

see the first q ( asking for a pen ) is an easy way for me to initiate a convo with shame or embrassment

 

[vatoloco]

Cool, I like the pen thingy. I'll try it today.

 

[ALPHAROMEO]

another intersting opener
" i am looking for this cool MEXICAN PLACE called EL PANUELO ( there isn t such a place
say ' it s an awesome bar , apparently they serve tequila and the music there is something else

if she says ' sorry i donn t know the place " say " oh yeah i remember , my b

uddy said it was IN KENNEDY STREET for intance !!You then produce a streetmap

hile she s trying to locate the place on the map you ask her a couple of s like

do you think that TEQUILA is better than whisky w<hatever?

the opener CAN BE USED ANYWHERE THAT S THE BEAUTY OF IT !!!!