KeyboardJOCKIES(New findings revealed!!)

[wooly]

Id say once a week would be good(not never, thats just crazy), if you can do that.

during the summer, when i work construction, i usually only do it once a week. im full of piss and vinegar all the time. i wasn't getting any either though, but i still felt better and was not just sitting at home doin nothing. I was drunk off of my ass for most of my free time, for some reason working construction makes that a top priority.


so... is this post because you don't like keyboard jockies or are you trying to motivate them? and what is a keyboard jockey?

 

[Soupar]

Who honestly cares? You guys are making this out to be a huge deal when in reality it has little or no effect on life. The only reason its making everyone feel so strong is because they believe it will.

 

[ntssv]

Who honestly cares? You guys are making this out to be a huge deal when in reality it has little or no effect on life. The only reason its making everyone feel so strong is because they believe it will.

My thought is - this is suppose to be inspirational for the ones that hop on the computer (porn) and spank the monkey to gratify themselves other than going after some A$$ in reality (not fantisy). Which does have some merit to it.

 

[Soupar]

My thought is - this is suppose to be inspirational for the ones that hop on the computer (porn) and spank the monkey to gratify themselves other than going after some A$$ in reality (not fantisy). Which does have some merit to it.

I understand that, but people are treating this like its the secret to life.

 

[brucevangeorge]

I aint no jackie wannabie knobfock! I try loads of shiat out in da field than most guys on here have the balls to try! U all slag off my methods but how do u kno it wont work until u try it?

Get in da field and u can diss me when u r at my level!

Maybe you do try loads of crap in the field. But that's what it is. CRAP. And you're full of it.

Look at yourself pidgeon boy before you begin to judge others. I have already done that and I can safely say.

I am better than you.

There I said it. And I can also say that your methods suck. Either that or you're so pathetic in the execution of said "methods" that you get no results. I myself don't care for methods.

Methods constrain me, and do not work as such.

I do my best to eat healthy, exercise (purely for a pleasing muscular physique) and listen to my gut. It never fails me.

I just wing it with what experience I have. No NLP, no SS, no SSGI, no HTTP, none of that ****. (yes I WAS making a pun). So you can take your methods and your beard and shove it up yer *******.

 

[Phoenix_of_the_ashes]

I just jerked off, morning jerk session.

 

[ntssv]

I understand that, but people are treating this like its the secret to life.

You never know how many light bulbs might be turning on after this is read.

 

[brucevangeorge]

I just jerked off, morning jerk session.

Kinda nice isn't it? Now go bang an HB. What's that?

You go no balls??

 

[Phoenix_of_the_ashes]

Kinda nice isn't it? Now go bang an HB. What's that?

You go no balls??

I also ****ed my girlfriend twice today.

 

[Soupar]

Since abstinance obviously makes you so strong, why dont you guys give up on women too? Just imagine how much testosterone would be flowing through your body.

Masturbation is perfectly natural and as long as its not daily, isnt even worth discussing

 

[brucevangeorge]

Since abstinance obviously makes you so strong, why dont you guys give up on women too? Just imagine how much testosterone would be flowing through your body.

Masturbation is perfectly natural and as long as its not daily, isnt even worth discussing

What are you wankers? I doubt there's any monks here. The whole point is you save your testosterone FOR getting the women. Not blowing it all away.

Its either woman or your left hand. I choose woman.

What is your choice?

 

[Phoenix_of_the_ashes]

Its either woman or your left hand.

Why is it either woman or hand? Both is no possible?

 

[brucevangeorge]

Why is it either woman or hand? Both is no possible?

Do YOU have both?

 

[Phoenix_of_the_ashes]

Do YOU have both?

Yeah.

 

[brucevangeorge]

Yeah.

Yeah, sorry. I didn't read the above post.

Well if it works for you then props to you man. Howeve it does not work for me. Could be genetic determination of my testosterone levels... I got to save it up for when it counts. I have just regular genetics, nothing special.

You're probably one of the lucky ones with mad testosterone.

 

[Phoenix_of_the_ashes]

You're probably one of the lucky ones with mad testosterone.

Porn is a part of me, I was watching porn since before I ****ed so I learned to **** from porn. I know what you mean how porn and masturbation can have a negative effect on you, but Id rather be 20 minutes late to the library than not be able to concentrate because Im all horny checking out all the other girls.

 

[brucevangeorge]

Porn is a part of me, I was watching porn since before I ****ed so I learned to **** from porn. I know what you mean how porn and masturbation can have a negative effect on you, but Id rather be 20 minutes late to the library than not be able to concentrate because Im all horny checking out all the other girls.

I'd rather be horny. It gives me energy so I can control it (yes I know its a paradox). Also helps give me strength, focus and determination for the big lifts in the gym.

Id rather have a mad boner than be drained. Plus, for me it really helps with the interactions with chikcs. I'm smoother. I feel less stable but things just seem to work out. I'm more outgoing and sociable.

 

[belividere]

Maybe its just me but if I dont masturbate for a few weeks I get extremely passive. Kind of the opposite that everyone claims on this thread. This includes time were I regularly get laid as well. After about the third week I just wander around with this dumb look on my face and dont give a damn about anything. I also dont get random wood at this point, or morning wood as often.

I'm definetly with you guys on doing it daily or hourly though as it will quickly kill off a sex drive. The biggest detriment to it is that I really think a lot of guys are disappointed with sex after being porn addicts. Most girls dont want to get skull-fvcked, do ass to mouth or sh1t like that.

Masturbation in moderation is not necessarily a bad thing and can keep you from doing some really stupid **** sometimes. I've definetly had a couple of hindsighted moments in life where I wish I woulda just stayed home and fvcked my hand.

 

[Visceral]

Random erections ... man, I miss them. I used to get them all the time, even when I was a little kid and hadn't even heard the word "erection", but at this point, I have to go several days of nothing before I don't need to fantasize myself every step of the way to a hard-on, but what I get is so intense that it's almost better than masturbating.

The only problem is that they feel so good that I can't stop smiling when I get one. It's embarassing and almost impossible to control. I feel like the guy on the Enzyte commericals, walking around with a big, dopey grin everywhere I go.

When I go for a few days without masturbating at all, I do get horny and start thinking about sex, and want it bad, but I'm still not interested in talking to girls or being a DJ; I just want to fvck them. Additionally, far from being inspired or liberated by everything I've learned on this site, I get frustrated by it; I feels like I've just learned how to become a Chippendale's dancer - performing for her entertainment.

I want to dump everything I've read and go caveman on her, blow her mind with the ultimate display of masculine aggression and lust, and leaving her begging for more.

Maybe that's why I like masturbation so much. I'm addicted, to be sure, but maybe I get off on the fact that I'm in control - not some b!tchy, gold-digging cvnt - and that I don't have to prove or earn anything but instead just take what I want. I tend to see real sex as the exact opposite of all that. There's also no work involved in masturbation, so if you get used to it, you won't be willing to bother with self-improvement and seduction - which are nothing but work - and will turn to masturbation whenever you have an urge.

 

[CLOONEY]

Yeah, nice post

I fantasize over my girlfriend, good luck fukcing her!