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[brucevangeorge]

Well, you knuckelheads who believe that masturbation is healthy, and those who keep doing it... To you I say "thank you, and good job *pat on the back*".

Keep doing it. If you want to look at Japanese interactial grandma miget-porn all day and ejaculate into that oily rag you found in your cousin's cellar, THAT IS OKAY WITH ME.


So again I say thank you. Thank you for basically castrating yourselves. You may reason that "well it's good to clear the pipes cause doctor X and doctor Y said so.... and it reduces the risk of enlarged prostate and subsequently prostate cancer". But you know what I congrajulate you. Keep doing it. You're obvoiusly not going to have prostate cancer at the age of 96. Sure it has been proven on numerous accounts to decrease testosterone (both in studies and by the general "abusers" of this "drug") but obviously that is not a concern. Never mind the fact that such things are not widely studied by doctors, nor has the relation between prostate cancer and jacking off been proven conclusivelly.

I will sleep well tonight knowing the fact that I WILL be able to **** that girl that you've been fantasizing about. I will take her home and **** her all night long. While you guys on the other hand will be alone, with your right hand (left hand if you so choose) masturbating to that picture of her that fell out of my wallet. I will be on top of her.

And you will never be able to get her.

EVER.​

Because you will be full of estrogen you soyed up hippies. You will think like the chicks. Your body thinks you're a woman with all that estrogen and pitiful testosterone levels, and you will act as such. You may fight it. You may fight yourselves into action, but you will not last long, and you will revert back into your girly ways. Standing by the sideline and waiting for them to come to you. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. If it han't already, it never will.

And I applaud you!!! "HOOORAAAAAA!!!!!!"

Thank you for giving me the girl you could have had. And most of all, Thank you for making yourselves soft and weak so I can kick the crap out of you without effort if you ever get into my way.

You have my thanks you Royal Knights of the Solo Tube Steak Boogie.

 

[I love Hyori Lee]

Damn you (shakes fist in anger!)

Ha Ha.

Nice motivational post.

 

[everywomanshero]

This is one of the best posts to date.

 

[backbreaker]

the thing about it is, alot of guys blow loads so much, they dont understand how the testestorone works. They aren't used to the felling you get when you are horney and they have to just "release"


instead of associating that feeling with jergins, you have to associate it with ass.

To stop jacking off, whenever I got like that, I would leave the house. Go somewhere. Barnes and NOble. Mall. Waffle House. it didn't matter. Just get out the freakin house and talk to women.

Once you get it in your mind that this is how you use your harmones and not jerking off all day long, it's alot easier.

 

[brucevangeorge]

Bump it up.

 

[diablo]

Ae...

 

[italostud]

We're all so proud of you. *Wanks off on Brucevanorange's face*

 

[Cruise]

In the Game... it has an article that Mystery wrote to his followers on MSN Mystery's Lounge...

It was something that went along the lines of orgasm/ejaculations result in loss of ambition. It's said that sexual drive is one of the most potent advocators of physical ACTION (per "Think and Grow Rich" by Napoleon Hill, 'sex transmutation')... and that your sexual energy could be revamped and used for other purposes rather than the attainment of self-pleasure.

Hence, Mystery had encouraged his fellow PUAs to 'not jackoff but once a week'... and he promised that by doing so, they would find themselves more ambitious, more charismatic, and more passionate about other things OUTSIDE the bedroom.

I agree. Google up 'sex transmutation', you'll find an article on it from a website called wilywalnut.com or something to that effect, a great eye-opener.

Bottom line: Choking your willy makes you silly!!!


Stop pumping your hand mercilessly... the same energy could be used to pump your goals until it comes... GET IT? MWUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!

 

[Climax]

Just to add...

hahaha..... Nice thread ... And its true... Guys that jerk off as appose to going out and getting a girl to do it for them need to wake up. As my signature says, you only live once, so why not make the most of life?!?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~GET OUT THERE AND START MACKING!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Use that extra energy to get ur lazy azz up, get your gear on, set your mind to super charge, and hit those clubs/bars/etc and do what you need to do... Approach, get rejected, get rejected more, learn, become more confident, try new approaches, get rejected more, try again, and again, and again, and again, and again... If you dont succeed, try again! .. Get the flow?:yes: You need to start somewhere, and right now, a lot of you are at the bottom, or at least NEAR the bottom of where you need to get to.. and you WILL need to start sometime during your life.... So why not do it NOW? When you are still young, healthy, and energetic! Dont be a fool... dont wake up later in life and regret that you only snapped out of your AFC ways late in life... All those years and opportunities wasted.... and for what? because you thought it was easier to push a button on a computer, and jerk off to some video of some OTHER GUY f*cking the chick that you WISH that YOU were f*cking.... I'm sorry, but that seems really, really sad to me...

Anyways, dont wanna "hi-jack" the thread ... But I think you guys know what you need to do..... now stand up, gather yourself, and make the decision to change your life.. Live the GOOD life!!:rockon:


Laterz...

 

[hck332]

cool post!!!

 

[DrBeard]

I FOCKEN HATE THOSE KEYBORD JOCKEY WANKARS!!!!

GET IN THE FIELD U DILDO MONKEYS!

 

[spider_007]

your welcome.

 

[brucevangeorge]

I'm surprised there's no one here who disagrees.

Where are those addicts who rationalize to themselves that "its' healthy", and "it makes you less nervous (...drained of energy) and therefore smooth" and other ****.

 

[brucevangeorge]

I FOCKEN HATE THOSE KEYBORD JOCKEY WANKARS!!!!

GET IN THE FIELD U DILDO MONKEYS!

Says the Jockie Wannabie.


Does anyone know how I can add DrBeard to my ignore list?

 

[Phoenix_of_the_ashes]

I'm surprised there's no one here who disagrees.

Where are those addicts who rationalize to themselves that "its' healthy", and "it makes you less nervous (...drained of energy) and therefore smooth" and other ****.

Hey dip****.

Im not saying its healthy and for me it has no effects on my nervousnes, its fact I feel no side effects from it at all so Im gonna keep doing it because I like it.

 

[Visceral]

"Masturbation is bad for you" is old news.

Until you guys find a way to get these addicts (myself included) to quit the only thing we enjoy doing, then you're just repeating what everyone here already knows.

 

[DrBeard]

Says the Jockie Wannabie.


Does anyone know how I can add DrBeard to my ignore list?

I aint no jackie wannabie knobfock! I try loads of shiat out in da field than most guys on here have the balls to try! U all slag off my methods but how do u kno it wont work until u try it?

Get in da field and u can diss me when u r at my level!

 

[brucevangeorge]

"Masturbation is bad for you" is old news.

Until you guys find a way to get these addicts (myself included) to quit the only thing we enjoy doing, then you're just repeating what everyone here already knows.

Haven't you read the post? I don't really care if you quit.

I myself have been addicted for quite some time. I've tried to break free several times, one recent period lasted about 40days and it felt great! Then I've fallen back into the ditch, and you know what? It's not worth it, in fact it sucks. If that doesn't make you want to quit, then nothing will.

If you want to stay there, fine by me. I however am not going back.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, No skin off my ass.

 

[brucevangeorge]

Hey dip****.

Im not saying its healthy and for me it has no effects on my nervousnes, its fact I feel no side effects from it at all so Im gonna keep doing it because I like it.

If you like the effects it has and find it helps you out, then go ahead and keep spanking the monkey. You obviously know what you're doing.

And there's no need for namecalling. Didn't your parents teach you any manners?

 

[JHeights83rd]

Mysteries point is valid

Ok mystery has a good point about that. Do you really think that if you wack off, you wont have heterosexual ambition to bag a girl? But hes right about being charismatic and not having sex on your mind all time. I guess if you wack off you have sex on your mind alot.

But i experienced the other extreme of not wacking off at all. This is not good either. Not wacking off at all makes you have excess desire to touch, rub and f. Sexual desire is the best way to throw salt on your own game. Desire affects indirectly and subconsciously. You hang around and hover longer. Having a need for female affection is 1 of the biggest turnoffs. No girl wants a dude up their azz. And you could say 'well you could learn to control that desire' but trust me, take it from 18 yrs experience, when you get around girls, u get a wood easy, face red, and desires start kicking in like crazy. When this happens, the only thing you can do is deep breath, but in a few minutes itll be back. Ive tried to wack off like 3 times, it didnt feel right. But what im saying is find the balance. Theres 2 extremes here. You have needs especially if you came out of a year long relationship, you need to satisfy them or else your ***k will start controlling you.