This girl I've been messing around with for a while....I guess she considers herself my girlfriend. She texts me about once a day asking if I miss her. How should I respond to this? Something ****y and funny I guess but I don't want to piss her off either.
Keeps texting she misses me
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dannyegg4575
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how about just a simple, "I know."
I got an email from a girl today asking if I missed her. I used the "I listen to goat play pool over salad two days ago' line. I have no idea what it means, but it's funny.DonS said:Mavrick's hit it on the head. It really doesn't matter what you say as long as you keep the frame. Whatever you do, don't go logical. In response to I miss you, I would probably try:
"About time you joined the crowd"
"Along with every other hottie"
"Of course you do, baby." I did this one yesterday.
"You're so in love with me"
"is this the infatuation or psycho phase you're in"
"I listen to goat play pool over salad two days ago:
You get the point; treat her like a little girl.
She emailed me back asking me what that means. I replied with "You know. Goat... Pool... Salad..."
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traffic said:
lol good one
some other responses to increase attraction (if you want)
"nice.."
"you are so cute"
say nothing
"i like your ass as well"
"hrmm..
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some responses to decrease atrraction
none. if she's txting you this ****, she's infatuated by now
well if shes getting annoying reply with...
"how can I miss you when I'm with your Sister?
gr8 way to make her stop txting you
*side effects may include:
Kick in the balls
Slap in the face
major pms comming your way
and blue balls!
"how can I miss you when I'm with your Sister?
gr8 way to make her stop txting you
*side effects may include:
Kick in the balls
Slap in the face
major pms comming your way
and blue balls!
YoungSir4sho
Senior Don Juan
While all of these r funny. N I also use da i kno lines n she laughs. Sum of dem will not talk to u again lol den again who cares she aint worth it