Keeps texting she misses me

SamMalone

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This girl I've been messing around with for a while....I guess she considers herself my girlfriend. She texts me about once a day asking if I miss her. How should I respond to this? Something ****y and funny I guess but I don't want to piss her off either.
 

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I just saw you <what ever day you want to put here>.

That's all I really say. It causes her to realize she isn't on a pedestal.
 

dannyegg4575

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how about just a simple, "I know."
 

Mavrick

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DonS said:
Mavrick's hit it on the head. It really doesn't matter what you say as long as you keep the frame. Whatever you do, don't go logical. In response to I miss you, I would probably try:

"About time you joined the crowd"
"Along with every other hottie"
"Of course you do, baby." I did this one yesterday.
"You're so in love with me"
"is this the infatuation or psycho phase you're in :) "
"I listen to goat play pool over salad two days ago:

You get the point; treat her like a little girl.
I got an email from a girl today asking if I missed her. I used the "I listen to goat play pool over salad two days ago' line. I have no idea what it means, but it's funny.

She emailed me back asking me what that means. I replied with "You know. Goat... Pool... Salad..."
 

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traffic said:
How can I?

You text me every hour.

lol good one


some other responses to increase attraction (if you want)
"nice.."
"you are so cute"
say nothing
"i like your ass as well"
"hrmm..
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some responses to decrease atrraction
none. if she's txting you this ****, she's infatuated by now
 

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do you miss me? "maybe" with this response your not being a **** but she's not sure if you miss her. keeps her guessing.
 

SexyBoi

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well if shes getting annoying reply with...

"how can I miss you when I'm with your Sister?

gr8 way to make her stop txting you

*side effects may include:
Kick in the balls
Slap in the face
major pms comming your way
and blue balls!
 

YoungSir4sho

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While all of these r funny. N I also use da i kno lines n she laughs. Sum of dem will not talk to u again lol den again who cares she aint worth it
 
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