Just Got Laid

[SargeMaximus]

This place must be lucky So I broke my several month dry spell with a new girl. She was so ravenous and because I cvm quickly sometimes I had to tell her to slow down sometimes. But overall I was able to fvck for an hour and a half ish. We stopped for food and then went at it again but that time I wasn’t able to hold it and came.

Any how, super cool. That makes me 8 for the year and she says she wants to come back again.

 

[SW15]

That is very good. You are not the incel that you were thinking that you were becoming.

 

[SargeMaximus]

That is very good. You are not the incel that you were thinking that you were becoming.

Thanks bro, I really appreciate that. I was totally worried because it had been so long. Glad I have this place to come to and y’all are so supportive. Cheers.

 

[SargeMaximus]

Pic below of text afterwards

 

[Dr.Suave]

Nice! Enjoy plating her

 

[Modern Man Advice]

Good stuff man. It feels good, so savor it.

Just play it cool, don't become too attached or needy. I know it will be tempting since she is your only plate now but pretend you have 5 other plates (or even better get them for real) and don't give her too much importance. Not saying pretend to walk on water and ignore him all the time, but maybe see her every other week and take it from there.

Again, good stuff man. Proud of you. Enjoy it!


Modern Man Advice

 

[Giovanni SouthSide]

thats right. dont get attached and needy. dont talk to her everyday give her the gift of missing you but when you do tap in you give her that nectar of the gods. Your availability should be a privilege she gets the hots for.
dont tolerate any disrespect.
When the sh!t testing strikes stay stoic with a cold head. She stays or she leaves remember you already did what you had to do.

 

[SargeMaximus]

thats right. dont get attached and needy. dont talk to her everyday give her the gift of missing you but when you do tap in you give her that nectar of the gods. Your availability should be a privilege she gets the hots for.
dont tolerate any disrespect.
When the sh!t testing strikes stay stoic with a cold head. She stays or she leaves remember you already did what you had to do.

Yeah this ain’t my first girl Brah

 

[lost_blackbird]

Well played Sarge. I have a big night out planned for Halloween at a nearby university's rock night.
I have a movie accurate Heath Ledger Joker costume to wear including prosthetic scars, I'm dying my
hair green next week and one of my friends is coming over to curl it a bit for full authenticity. I'm certain
it will attract some attention. Let's see if I can find someone with daddy issues and a clown fetish

 

[forcerecon01]

way to go!

 

[jimwho]

Way to go #2

 

[SargeMaximus]

Well played Sarge. I have a big night out planned for Halloween at a nearby university's rock night.
I have a movie accurate Heath Ledger Joker costume to wear including prosthetic scars, I'm dying my
hair green next week and one of my friends is coming over to curl it a bit for full authenticity. I'm certain
it will attract some attention. Let's see if I can find someone with daddy issues and a clown fetish

Damn, I’ve always wanted to **** a girl while wearing a Halloween mask. Ghost face or my killer clown would be hot especially if I filmed it! Best of luck man

@forcerecon01 Thank you

@jimwho Thank you #2

 

[jimwho]

Well played Sarge. I have a big night out planned for Halloween at a nearby university's rock night.
I have a movie accurate Heath Ledger Joker costume to wear including prosthetic scars, I'm dying my
hair green next week and one of my friends is coming over to curl it a bit for full authenticity. I'm certain
it will attract some attention. Let's see if I can find someone with daddy issues and a clown fetish

Go after it Birddog, don't go too crazy & scare them off. Thumbs up..