Journal of fvcking

[ARrocket]

Right, so this isn't gonna be some erotic story sh!t (ahem...Pookani Maker), rather, I'm gonna start documenting my pursuits of chicks. I think this will be good because it might motivate me to keep plowing through and making an effort to get laid, rather than using the same old "I'm focusing on my studies" excuse.

I'm 21 and entering my final semester (of undergrad anyway) at university, live in the Midwest USA. I've hooked up with 2 girls in the past week (unusually high for me...I've got some learning to do!), and I'll write about those 2 below. First, I'll detail my (serious) prospects. Unless otherwise noted, they are white (though I am not).

HB Ghana: Originally from Ghana, probably a 7.5 - 8 depending on the day. Lived in the same dorm freshman year, she seemed ultra conservative back then. Thought there was some attraction, never capitalized. Then she studied abroad for like 2 years, but now she's back, her IL seems high and I'm gonna meet up with this one reaallll soon.

HB Math: Freshman year I got a C- in an intro calc course, so I retook it this past spring (ironic, because now I'm a math minor). HB Math was in there, it was her freshman year. She had a bf but they broke up, game time. She's only a 6.5 - 7 at the best.

HB Party: Met her at a party a few weeks ago. Spoke to her for 5 min, if that. I was lookin good, and was owning at beer pong. Her roommates wanted to leave, but she dropped hints that she wanted to go with me. Grabbed her hand, pulled her home. She was on her period. Gross. Only a 5.5, but she's a hole I can fill I might have lost this one because I got busy, and am now out of town, so I haven't contacted her. We'll see.

HB Stats: This one's a solid 8. Met her in a stats class awhile back, she had a bf. They broke up. When I see her around campus her IL seems high, but I fvcked up and didn't contact her all summer. Will get on that soon...

HB Dogs: Met her at a party last year. She was super drunk and slept in my bed (there were tons of people over at my tiny apartment that night, I slept on the futon). She booty-called me a few times, one time was "hey come meet my new dogs!" She moved to the east coast, I deleted the number. I heard she's back, so I Facebooked her. She wrote on my wall "let's hang out soon!" So it's on. She's a 7 - 7.5

HB Short: Tiny Asian chick. Met her 2 years ago, my (very) AFC friend tried to get with her, failed, and concluded that she's really, REALLY traditional. So I'm nervous with this one, because hey, perhaps she is...but we had a bit of a date a year ago and there were tons of sexual innuendos and good kino...no kiss though, and we both got busy with courses after that. I'm gonna make a push for this one. I'd give her a 6.5 - 7 when she tries...cute face, no body.

HB Goody Two Shoes (G2S): Met her a few years ago, she seemed interested, nothing happened...mainly me not pursuing enough. Haven't seen her in 2 years, but we've been texting back and forth. She texted me to meet up one night (she was out @ bars), I was having a migraine for some odd reason. She seems...really wholesome, if that makes any sense. I would have guessed she didn't even drink before she texted me from the bars, but guess she does...I'm too scared to just invite her over, maybe drinks or something??

HB Online: This one is just meh...she's like 29 and a stripper, but pretty chubby. Face is alright though. Huge, fake t!ts. I'd give her a 5.5. Met her online. Met up at bar. Took her home but I couldn't get it up. Went over there a few weeks ago, banged the shizz out of her. She keeps texting me, but I don't think she's pushing for anything serious so it's cool.

HB Tennis: Butterface right here. Smokin hot body, I mean she has the body of a 10, and she knows it. Face of a 6. I'll give her a 7.5. Always been flirtatious around each other, met her years ago at a tennis camp. She's a year older than me. She was in a serious LTR but recently got out of it...so of course she texts me haha (she doesn't seem to have a lot of friends...). Problem is she lives in my hometown, not where I live now. As luck would have it, I'm back home for a few days! Seems to have high IL, gonna go over to her place TONIGHT! Gonna get some liquor and watch a DVD. Hopefully, a LR with follow :yes:

Goals: Fvck without commitment I guess. I'm not super motivated, but I'm hoping that this journal will change that. Comments, and especially suggestions will be welcome!

PS: I know I'm forgetting a prospect, will add her when I figure it out.

 

[Solomon]

Oh snapz I'll keep track of this, you gone out at all recently mate?

 

[ARrocket]

Oh snapz I'll keep track of this, you gone out at all recently mate?

Not much man, I was taking summer courses...hopefully more this coming semester though. You? I know you were taking a break...

Epic fail tonight with HB Tennis. Went over to her house, good hug at the door...walk in, her fvcking mom is sitting on the couch. Ok...

Go downstairs, she wants to play some lame Wii dancing game...I'm about to tell her otherwise, when her DAD walks downstairs and starts looking for something. Ok...I play the game. Actually kind of fun, she kicks my ass. Lame. Anyway, we start watching the movie, she sits on the floor in front of the couch I'm on. I'm thinking 'wtf'...get the liquor flowing, get her up on the couch next to me. I'm starting my escalation process, it's building up nicely, when boom she leaves the couch and goes to sit on the floor again

Her dad is in and out of the basement, we finish up the movie and I decide to leave. Get outside, I say fvck it and go for the kiss. I knew it would be rejected, but I figured that this way if she ever contacts me again, she knows what's up. Go for it, she pulls back and says "no kissie."

I leave, she texts me 10 min later asking why I went in for the kiss, and that it's too soon for her after her relationship. I just say no worries, and tease her about being innocent (she asked earlier if I thought she was innocent). She texts back something stupid, I left it at that. Oh well, on to the next one.

GRE on Wednesday, Cincinnati for the weekend. More adventures next week hopefully!

 

[Borknagar]

A math tutor? I know who I'll be hitting up soon. Haha

I should start a thread like this. Even if it is kinda contradictory to my other posts.

If you ever wanna sarge uptown/downtown, where ever hit me and Solomon up.

 

[ARrocket]

Sad to say, I haven't done sh!t in the last couple months - school has seriously had me tied down. I gotta step my game up.

I've had a couple of interactions with the girls mentioned above. I've texted HB Stats a few times on weekends, haven't been able to meet up though. Still seems like something can go down if we do. Same with HB Math. It's hard with her because she's not yet 21...

HB Online texts me every now and again, but I haven't really given her the time of day. I'll try to make time to bang her in the next couple weeks.

HB G2S was out in the same part of town as me last weekend. She texted me for an hour straight wanting me to meet up with her. So I figured something was about to go down. Well I finally met up with her, but she was with 2 friends and they seemed impatient. I spoke to her for about 5 minutes, then when her friends were making her leave, I went for the kiss and got a cheek Haven't spoken to her since, though she tagged me in a pic on Facebook we apparently took together.

Two more girls in the picture. HB Falcons - met her at a party, her first name is the same as an old Atlanta Falcons coach. Couple texts on weekends, nothing happening yet. HB Pasty (she's pale as fvck) seems to want my c0ck, but we haven't been able to meet up yet. Soon, very soon.

Anyway, I'm pretty disappointed that I haven't made any progress with this, but school is my number one priority, and number two are my friends. If girls come along in the process, so be it. At least I have the comfort in knowing that I graduate in December, so things should look up from there lady-wise.

 

[ARrocket]

Alright, so I'm going over to HB Ghana's place tonight. No idea what to expect, other than the fact that I'll be damned if I don't make a move, so I'll close my eyes and hope for the best. I'll update...

HB Pasty - she initiates contact a lot, she's pretty flirtatious, but I can never get her to actually meet up with me. I only send like one text every few weeks, so I'll try a few more times.

HB Math - Frustrating. I finally decided to get her, so I text her Halloween night. Get her to show up at the party I'm at - she seemed excited. She was with some dude. The guy c0ckblocked the shizz out of me. I left them alone and did my thing (at the same party). She texts me while we're both there. I try to find her, she says the guy she is with was being an a-hole and they left. Not sure what to make of that, but I'll be trying to get her over to my place soon. Let's see if she bites. Also, a lesson: I was so focused on this one girl that night, that I basically ignored some fvcking hot chick that was coming on to me. By the time I realized nothing was happening with Math, I see her going home with some random dude *facepalm*.

 

[macallik]

good stuff. Let us know how Ghana turns out. Don't let those African chicks fool ya, some of them are really sexual but play a different role in public

 

[Marvin Gaye]

LMAO at the Poonani Maker comment. I instantly thought of "my beautiful ****," and all the other great descriptive wordplay he uses.

 

[ARrocket]

I got nothing. This is pathetic.

When I walked in, I gave Ghana a hug. The next time I was within 5 feet of her was when I left. She always sat away from me.

Friday night I was planning on inviting a girl over. I texted HB Math and asked where she was up to...I didn't get a response until 1 a.m. (7 hours later). All it said was "is that your best line?" (I called her "girlie"). Right...

I tried getting HB Party to come over. Texted back and forth for awhile, but when I tried to pull the trigger she gave me some BS. Later she texted me and told me to meet her at the bar she was at. Perhaps I could have gotten her home from there, but it was 35 degrees out and not worth the walk.

HB Stats said she was sick all weekend.

HB Pasty has been texting me A LOT, but every time I try to get her to come out, she's always "staying in because I had a rough day" or something stupid like that. I don't know wtf is up with her.

Next moves: I think Party is promising, I'll try to get her over again soon. I'll give Math one last chance. I will try to meet up with HB Falcons after class on Tuesday or something. I don't have enough rapport to invite her over...she told me where she lives, and there is a coffee shop and some restaurants in between us, but I don't really like that idea. She's under 21 I believe, so that's no good. Perhaps I'll just get her to come play pool with me at the union, they got a special price on Tuesdays.

So basically...I've got nothing going on

 

[ARrocket]

Alright, so I graduated. All my hard work and staying away from chicks paid off, I got good grades and scored a sweet internship out on the east coast USA, so that's where I'll be headed soon.

Of course, now I have time for the b!tches again, let's hope I'm not too rusty.

The night after I finished the semester I went out with a ton of friends. My goal was to drink, and drink, and drink. So I did, and ended up having the most prolonged blackout of my life. According to my friends, I macked on some super hot chicks and they got my number...and I woke up to a text from one of them! Unfortunately I just responded with "who is this?" before I could get the story from my friends, and they never replied. Oh well.

Went home for Christmas, not much time to go out. Went to see a movie with a girl I knew from here, we had made out before but I never had sex with her. Well, I think last night would have been the night, but it was the wrong time of the month. Got a handjob in the (nearly) empty theater. I'll likely hit that next time I'm in town.

HB Math got a boyfriend, and moved to another town. She's done.

HB Stats texted me once or twice, but I was never out. I got a month to make something happen, otherwise we're likely done for good.

HB Pasty has been drunk texting me a lot, and has been really forward about her thinking I'm hot and she wants to hang out with me. As life would have it, we haven't been in the same city in a month. Let's hope that can change before I leave the midwest. Big things are coming!

 

[ARrocket]

Banged the online chick. I have decided I'm definitely not a fan of fake t!ts. I mean she kept making me shift my weight because they were so sensitive and apparently I was hurting her. Also, she has now turned 30, so I can say I've done a 30 y/o, sweet.

Pasty is in her hometown over winter break. She came up to my city last night, and wanted me to go out to eat with her and a few of her friends from home, who would be staying at her apartment. I decided against it, and I think that kind of pissed her off, since she's been telling me for the last month that she can't wait until we hang out. What made it worse IMO was that her girlfriends kept reading my texts and probably were telling her I was a jerk for not going with them. I tried pretty hard to get her to meet me at the bars around campus but she said her friends didn't want to go out. Fvck that.

HB Dogs has stopped responding to my texts. HB Short seems excited to meet up.

 

[ARrocket]

Online chick has been blowing up my phone, not all too interested though. I'll respond just often enough so that I can still bang her at will. I'm evil I guess.

Finally met up with HB Stats tonight. Texted her around 2200 hrs saying "going to XYZ bar, meet me there!" She responds with something about none of her friends are going out, but maybe she will come out by herself because she really wants to see me before I move away. Later she says her roommate is coming out so she'll meet me there.

So, I go out, and run into this HB 8.5 I went to high school with who now lives in my current city, and attends the university I just graduated from. Flirted a bit, got her number just in case I can hit her up before I leave. I remember seeing on Facebook that she just broke up with her bf, so we'll see about that one!

Anyway, on to Stats. I suddenly feel a tug on my sleeve, and it was her! She insists on buying me a drink since I'm leaving, so I let her. We talk a little, I introduce her to all my friends. She's vibing with the group so I let her talk to my roommate for awhile. I pull her to the dance floor in a little bit, so we do that. A little bit of grinding, then the mood is killed when a girl (that I happened to know, small world eh?) was freaking out because she lost her phone on the dance floor. I pull her to the bar and buy her a drink this time. Head back over to my friends, and we all talk a bit more.

I then pull her back to the dance floor. More dancing, a little more grinding, things are going great. I'm thinking I'm gonna try to pull her home, or perhaps go for the kiss right there, but all of a sudden some dude shows up and tries to AMOG the sh!t out of me. I try to do the same back, but apparently it's some guy that she's known for ages, and they are "great friends but she hasn't seen him in forever." I notice he's really physical with her, didn't seem like they kissed or anything, after a few min I just left to a restaurant with some friends because it was bar time.

She texts me asking where I'm at, and if I want a ride home. I tell her to meet me at the restaurant, and she does, crazy enough. She's by herself. We talk a bit more, she talks to one of my female friends for awhile. She then drives us home, we decide we should hang out again before I leave.

I'm unhappy I didn't hook up with her, I got some texts from some of the friends I was with wondering if I did, so apparently things looked good from the outside perspective. I will try to invite her over in the next few days I suppose...

 

[ARrocket]

Ok, so I went out to one of the popular college bars, I had been texting the 8.5 girl from my high school I ran into the other night, let's call her HB HS (for High School). I told her to head over there in an hour or so, and she says she's with her friend from out of town so if *he wants to they will. Red flag went off but I figure I'll see how it goes. I text HB Ghana from earlier, she seems eager to see me.

I get to the bar with my (male roommate), Ghana is looking fly as hell. There's also another male friend of mine that I see right away, we all grab a table. I get a text from HS asking where I'm at, and that she's at XYZ bar (where I am as well). After a bit of flirting with Ghana, who seemed pretty into me, I spot HS at the bar. I head over there, she immediately starts grabbing at my arm and chest. She is literally with like 8 dudes. They are swarming her, it's crazy! So I walk back to my crew, building rapport with Ghana. We get a lil drunk, things seem to be going well. I shoot HS a text asking how she can breathe with all the dudes smothering her, and next thing I know she's at my side poking me. We talk and flirt a bit, more kino from both sides, when suddenly one of her orbiters comes up and starts dragging her away.

So I chill and talk to Ghana and my friends more. I think Ghana is starting to like me, but I don't think she's worth pursuing, she seems too closed to the physical stuff, I'll probably have to spend a TON of time with her before I could fvck her. Although there was a lot of kino tonight, much of it initiated by her, so you never know...

Anyway, 15 minutes or so later, HS comes back! Starts flirting with me, etc. Says she wants to see me before I leave town (leaving in a week), says maybe I should come out with her and her friends on Friday. I say I might do that. I'm thinking I'll just invite her over either Friday or Saturday afternoon and see if I can escalate. I think it was a good sign that she kept coming over to me despite the fact that there were at least 7 guys vying for her attention.

Funny thing, after she left for the last time, Ghana leans over to me and says "I think you're gonna end up tapping that!"

Tomorrow I have the place to myself for awhile, so I will try to get HB Stats (whom I finally met up with at the bars last weekend) to come over! If not, I'll try for HB Party. I was actually texting her tonight, asked where she was, she said "in bed." I was already kinda drunk, so I responded with "mine is better." She said "hmm...maybe" but I forgot about her after that. Oh well, it is a Wednesday after all, she probably was actually in bed.

Hopefully I'll have good things to report over the next few days! And hopefully somebody is actually still reading.

On a side note, I changed the settings on my computer so now it displays a 24 hour clock. I feel cool...