The other day I went to the mall with 2 buddies. The night before, I told them about the 3 second rule that consists of giving yourself only 3 secondes to think and after 3 you have to act. We had major approach anxiety lol, so we just walked around the mall for about an hour thinking and talking about how we will do it. We ended up thinking way to much... We ate our lunch, then we saw a cute HB8 asian girl from our school accross the room, with another HB5. I saw her looking at me. At first, I just avoided eye contact (bad choice, but it's a bad reflex). And then the next time, I looked at her. She looked away, then looked at me. I waved with a good smile. She responded well. Though, I was too scared to approach her... my buddy waved and told her to come near us. She said no with her head, then she left. Later, we saw her again so Samuel waved again, and then she came at our table. Lame conversation haha...
Sam : Hey, aren't you guys from our school?
Asian HB8 : Why were you guys starring at me?
at this point, she made a ***** face, so I was kind of turned off and it gave me major AA though.
Me : Because it's, funny.
*awkward silence*
Asian : Okay, bye!
Me : Bye.
I have no idea if it was a **** test or if she was just acting *****y. Later at the mall, we were sitting. I waved at her smiling and laughing, and then she waved with some kind of smile on her face. She walked around the bench to avoid us though... Can you guys explain this behaviour or something? lool.
Later at the mall, we met Emily(my ex gf) and her friends. She had to go shopping to some store, and her lil brother was here so we decided to take him with us. And then, I decided to fart on people. I did it at the bookstore where people were reading LOL. Then, at the waiting line to pay, I asked Phil the lil kid to crouch. Then I farted loudly 5 times on him LOL. Everybody looked at me really weirdly, and the cashier had to force herself not to laugh. Then we leaved the store. We did a couple more at other stores. Simon Sam and Phil tried the machine, but they didn't do things as crazy as me, like jumping like a rocket while farting toward some random guy, or lifting a leg to fart on an objet at the store to put it back.
Then we paused and standed still in front of the fountain. There was this cute HB7 sitting a little further. I told my buddies I had to do that 3 second thing. It doesn't matter what I say or what, I just want to open randomly to get over my fear. So I made the countdown in my head. 3, 2, 1... ugh ****! Didn't work lol. Again, and again, and again. Finally, It worked and my feet started walking by themselves like magic. I knew once I did my first step I couldn't go back or it would be very weird. So It went like this :
Me : Excuse me, aren't you... Jeanette?!
Her : Hum, no.
Me : Are you suuuuure? *pointing her with my finger*
Her(smiling) : Nooo I'm not Jeanette.
*pause, eye contact*
Me : Humm, alright then you're probably the wrong person! Seeya
Her : Bye.
Simple. I had no expectations. I just wanted to open my mouth, so I did that.
Then, we went to the store where many good looking girls go to. It's called Forever 21. So I saw a set of like, 3-4 girls. I farted on them. One of them said : Eww!
I told : Heey it wasn't me, it was this kid!
them : Yeah riight!
Me : He ate beans yesterday that's way
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them : Haha, we didn't want to know about that.
Then I met Emily with her friends randomly. She decided to record me while I farted on people. I farted on the girl that worked here 3 times in a row. She laughed a lot lool. Then, there was a group of HB8-9s (they were older than me probably though), and I did a big fart on them. Epic reactions! Then I turned my head over to eye contact them. I kept a very serious face. Omg that was so funny.
Then, my 2 buddies approached their first set of the day! (and the last but wtver lol XD). I was so proud of them. They did the same thing as me and invented some random name. Pretty easy, I dunno why I struggle with this.
Anyway. I think I'm in love right now, so if I approach women, it won't be serious and it will be only to overcome shyness. I'm glad I have buddies that are ore serious about this. They said they felt so good and proud after doing their set. They never imagined they could do that. They want to do it again another day. So do I!