Jessica Alba Topless?

sifer

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It's all over the other forums.

Nice try. I didn't click. :)

Don't click guys, it's just a scare.
 

Centaurion

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HOLY ****ING ****
!!!!!2`54234312!@#!@3`1!%$@#$!@@$$#!41

IF I EVER SEE YOU IN REAL LIFDE IM FUYCKING GONNA RIP YOUR ANUS OUT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOUTH!~q!!!!!!!!

YOU ****ING GAVE ME A HEARTATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
 

The Antichrist_Star

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Originally posted by Centaurion
HOLY ****ING ****
!!!!!2`54234312!@#!@3`1!%$@#$!@@$$#!41

IF I EVER SEE YOU IN REAL LIFDE IM FUYCKING GONNA RIP YOUR ANUS OUT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOUTH!~q!!!!!!!!

YOU ****ING GAVE ME A HEARTATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

AS :)
 

You essentially upped your VALUE in her eyes by showing her that, if she wants you, she has to at times do things that you like to do. You are SOMETHING after all. You are NOT FREE. If she wants to hang with you, it's going to cost her something — time, effort, money.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Maybe I'm just an old Marine but when $#!+ like that happens -- even during fright scenes in movies -- I unconsciously reach for my sidearm. My hand doesn't move, but there's a spasm in my shoulder as my brain still tells the hand to move to the hip and unsnap the holster. I can still actually physically feel my hand doing it; this is probably what "phantom pains" feel like. Weird.

That said, this was pretty damned lame.
 

undesputable

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haha good thing i read all the replies before....i still wanted to see what it was but i was ready for it, it didnt really do **** to me.
 

[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]

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LOL i was expecting her with a demented rak or something
 

Vincent

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I knew something was up when it was pretending to load and the page wasn't a jpeg.
 

drixsa

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It's 2:45am and i opened that link up sitting in the basement by myself...

...Excuse me while I change myself...:eek:
 

Page

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It's my own damn fault. I should have known better than to click that link.

It's still cheap, though. :p
 

solace

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Originally posted by bullmoose
Maybe I'm just an old Marine but when $#!+ like that happens -- even during fright scenes in movies -- I unconsciously reach for my sidearm. My hand doesn't move, but there's a spasm in my shoulder as my brain still tells the hand to move to the hip and unsnap the holster. I can still actually physically feel my hand doing it; this is probably what "phantom pains" feel like. Weird.

That said, this was pretty damned lame.
LOl. You have no idea how hard I am laughing at this right now. Thnx!
 

Never try to read a woman's mind. It is a scary place. Ignore her confusing signals and mixed messages. Assume she is interested in you and act accordingly.

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