4/20/23 - A different kind of high (Part 1)
In order for this story to make sense, I need to give some background. In my apartment building, we have these neighbors who are these two guys. One is an Italian from Jersey who we will call A and the other is this country boy from North Carolina who we will call B. To put it simply, they have been anything but good neighbors towards me and others. I know this about them because one guy I am friends and neighbors with knows them and isn’t a fan.
I have had instances where I am working out at the apartment gym and when I go to rest between a set, they will jump on the machine and just ignore the fact that I am there (and they do this to other guys too). In some cases, they get drunk and make life unbearable for other guys. In some instances, they have almost gotten into fights with other guys in the building. From what I know, they are both college kids with wealthy enough parents.
In one situation, A tried to ruin a date I brought back to my apartment building by talking to her and even touching her. It helped me isolate my date elsewhere and close but still, it speaks to the kinds of people these two are. However, I noticed that they have a social circle and in that circle, there are these two hot girls that occasionally come around. I am not sure if these girls are dating those guys.
One girl had black hair and blue eyes along with an athletic body. The other girl is a blonde with a Volleyball player body. I have occasionally seen these girls in a large group with those two guys and a few other guys. In my view, they are above average by Miami standards nowhere near the quality of women I have had the chance to hang with lately.
My infamous Wing visits my apartment and we chill on the rooftop. We are catching up on the wild parts of each other’s lives and I found that he has been way crazier. Apparently, he had a selfie of him with Israel Adesanya and a whole host of other things like fun boat parties. As I am about to talk about my life, he spots the two women and grabs me to approach them.
“Dude, they are dating these crazy neighbors of mines I think,” I said.
“Do you like your neighbors?” he asked.
“Hell no,” I replied.
“We’re Homewreckers today,” he said. I don’t question results and my wing has clearly had them so I go up with him.
“Not gonna find the meaning of life staring off into a bunch of buildings,” he says to the blonde.
“Oh my god,” she replies, laughing, as the dark-haired girl looks off into our direction.
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, and I was high on 4/20,” jokes my wing as the blonde busts out laughing.
“And my supervisor was making sure I was on good behavior,” I said, turning to the dark-haired girl.
“Supervisor! Haha!” replied the dark-haired girl.
“Behave Alex!” said the dark-haired girl.
“Yeah those aviators, looks like it’s Officer……Mystery,” I said, referring to her sunglasses while implying I want to know her name which she proceeds to not tell me.
My wing hits it off with Alex and the two seem to be getting along well. My job now is to occupy Mystery and chat with her so my wing can work some magic with Alex. Old me would have been a bit paranoid about things. I mean what if those two dumb ****s come up and try to fight us? New me, no care.
“I feel like I have seen you before, not just the last time when you pulled me over and gave me a ticket officer but like here,” I replied.
“Oh my god! The officer joke again haha,” she replies.
“No handcuffs today, I have been good,” I said.
“Oh we will have to see about that,” she replied, getting closer to me as I instinctively put a hand on her shoulder.
“You look so Russian for some reason,” I said.
“Pfft Russian, dude I am Italian,” she said.
“Oh well, my Italian is middle school level so we will just have to speak in English,” I said.
“Ha, I am from Long Island,” she replied.
“Okay so yours doesn’t even exist,” I replied.
“*******!” she said, hitting me playfully while laughing.
“Lisa, what do you think?” asked the blonde, showing my Wing’s phone and what seemed to be a photo of a boat.
“Wait, you own that?” asked Lisa.
“My friend does but he is having a party there in about an hour, we can get in early though unless yall are busy,” said my Wing. The two girls looked at each other and then looked at my Wing.
“Can we bring anyone else?” asked the girls, as I looked my Wing and shook my head, not wanting the hick and the Guido to be anywhere near the boat.
“So there are going to be others and if I bring too much, we will have to turn people away. I can safely bring three which would be you two and my boy over there. Anything more than that and they will turn people away, you know how it can go with some boats,” said my Wing.
“Yeah yeah we know,” said the blonde, looking at the brunette as my wing and I smiled, likely at the girls being know it alls about the boat life.
“Alright, we will go,” said the blonde, smiling.
“Let’s call an Uber right now,” said my Wing.
“I got us,” I said.
The girls get in the Uber with us, I am with the brunette and Wing with the blonde. We finally arrive and get to the boat where a couple of girls from the past outings are joining us, mainly the blondes into the Wing. A couple of new girls are on the boat too and so is an older guy that my Wing seems to be friends with. We get on the boat fast and it is a decent enough size. I am still chilling with Lisa as the ratios seem favorable enough. As the boat takes off and we are on the water, I decide to ask her the pressing question on my mind.
“So, what has brought you and your friend to the high rise in the past,” I asked.
“Oh, so one of our friends knows these two guys that live there and she keeps calling us when we have nothing going on,” she replied.
“Oh two guys, hmm,” I replied, playing dumb.
“Yeah to be honest, they were having a party right now at their place but we just needed an excuse to bail,” said Lisa.
“Uh oh, too many crooks for you officer?” I joked, teasing her.
“No, it’s just that those guys are just kind of creepy. One of them has been DMing me non-stop even though I leave him on seen. When he saw me, he would not back off,” she said, as I had a revealation.
“Probably wants you to put the cuffs on him again,” I replied.
“Ewww nasty, no way, he’s ****ing ugly,” she said, as I put a hand around her back.
Lisa and I start to get intimate as she sees Alex making out with my Wing. I take it slow and tease her a bit more about the handcuffs before rubbing her back a bit gently. Then, as she leans closer to me, we kiss and start making out. Seeing as how the boat is getting wild, I gently slip Lisa’s top to the side and suck on her nipple which she likes.
Soon, Lisa is now on me with her arms around my neck as we continue to make out. As much as I want to screw her, I know that it is just too explicit on the boat. We are passing through a part of Miami with a lot of onlookers. We keep making out but I know I need a hook so I try a new manuever.
“Your two friends at the high rise, are they going to be around today?” I asked.
“No, they are going to Ft. Lauderdale for some house party, why do you even ask?” she said.
“Good, sometimes they play the music loud and it freaks out my little girl,” I replied.
“Wait, you are a dad?” she asked, shocked.
“Well, you can say that, here,” I replied, showing her a pic of my pet rabbit.
“Awww, bunny!” she said, in a very high pitched exciting tone while smiling.
“Yeah, she is sensitive to loud noises,” I replied.
“Oh my god, Alex come check this out!” shouted Lisa, as her friend looks drunk with love. Alex grabs Wing’s hand and comes over to us.
“Oh my god, whose ****ing cutie is this?” shouted Alex.
“His, he has a pet bunny!” said Lisa.
“Pet Bunny, oh my god, I wanna see,” say a couple of girls.
At this point, I am a bit worried. I think I killed the sexual chemistry by bringing up my pet. Alex seems super into my Wing but I am not sure how much Lisa is into me compared to how much the other two are into each other. The boat for the most part is asking me bunny questions and soon, we arrive back. As we step off the boat, the team is making plans to eat somewhere fancy for dinner in a couple of hours.