Jail Letter Need Help!

[HollowHorizon]

Ok, I got alot of charges and i have a warrent out for my arrest..... Im going to city hall and turning myself in...... WHAT SHOULD I WRITE MY GIRLFRIEND IN THE LETTER IM GONNA SEND HER BEFORE I TURN MYSELF IN........ I HAVE TO INFORM HER... WHAT SHOULD I SAY? And HOPEFULLY IN THIS LETTER I CAN SPARK HER EMOTIONS....... PLEASE HELP!!!! THANKS!!!!!!

 

[HollowHorizon]

Anyone Please Help Me Out

 

[Flabbergasped?]

Are you trolling?

If you're not, why are you on sosuave hours before you turn yourself in? How many people here would have experience to help you in that kind of situation?

 

[MacAvoy]

How long are you going away for? I've always found its better to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission.

If your not going away for too long, I would say that your heading out of town for a week or so, then in about a week and a half call her from jail, giving her some story and that you'll be away for so long. This only works if your gone for a short time. If your lookin at a few months, she might be there when you get back but in the meantime, she's gettin plugged by someone else.

 

[HollowHorizon]

Its probly very short term............. I mite not even have to do jail time... i have lots of money

 

[Docs]

And HOPEFULLY IN THIS LETTER I CAN SPARK HER EMOTIONS.......

Ahh, this is ripe for the picking.

Hey baby,
I'm a bad boy, going to the bad house for some bad bad naughty things I've done. Drop by and visit, we could pull a quickie *wink*

 

[mrRuckus]

Just pretend you're getting shipped to Iraq for a while and then when some guy with a lot tattoos tries to escape prison blackmail him and make him take you with him.

 

[HollowHorizon]

NAH, I just wanted to write a letter saying that im turning myself in......

 

[MacAvoy]

Its probly very short term............. I mite not even have to do jail time... i have lots of money

Lie to her. Don't even tell her. What do you have to gain by telling her? Especially if you don't get sent to jail. You come off looking like a loser if you tell her that you MIGHT get sent away. If she is worth her weight in salt, then she'll dump you if you only just started seeing her. Now if you've been with her for a long time, I'm not sure why your asking for advice about all your other situations.

Like I said before its easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission. Words to live by.