Jail guard p/u ideas

MacAvoy

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If you were an inmate, what would be some ideas to p/u a jail guard?

Its one of those impossible fantasies, aka picking up a nun or mother and daughter that you would likely never happen but can always wish.

Any ideas on how it could be pulled off?
 

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Originally posted by MacAvoy
If you were an inmate, what would be some ideas to p/u a jail guard?

Its one of those impossible fantasies, aka picking up a nun or mother and daughter that you would likely never happen but can always wish.

Any ideas on how it could be pulled off?

i hope nobody will ask how to p/u your jail mate named bubba... the answer would be "just be yourself, you'll succeed"
 

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Maybe if you the hottest man alive that all the girls loved.
 

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Inmates usually aren't allowed to associate with the guards (just what I've heard)
 

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Unless you are in jail, why the f**k would you wanna know this.

If its a fantasy, then you dont need to know how, it will just happen (its a fantasy)

:D
 

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So this is it, huh folks? Guys are just done with real life questions, so now they're moving to the fantasy realm?

God, spare us.
 

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this is little desturbing. For all we know he is in the jail librery masturbating to our ideas......
 
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