I've ruined my life for my oneitis

[styleman]

My oneites had lead me on, and shown me hope for five years... and this had lead to the ruin of my life...
I was a rich man, lived in a large house in the centre of London, drove the best cars, drank the best wine, and ate the finest food.
However, I did not work for the last four years due to devotion to my oneitis, and now I am bankrupt.
No joke.... any advice?

 

[Ken785]

money over b!tches. always.

 

[Mr. Wolf]

any advice?

Start a new life, with new job, new image, and new outlook. Stop being afc.

 

[Interceptor]

Too vague, man.

What are you trying to accomplish?

What are your goals?

Start by defining who you are and what you want.

Have you even read the Book of Pook?


We can only truly help when you take the initiative and HELP YOURSELF.

 

[The Deacon]

My oneites had lead me on, and shown me hope for five years... and this had lead to the ruin of my life...
I was a rich man, lived in a large house in the centre of London, drove the best cars, drank the best wine, and ate the finest food.
However, I did not work for the last four years due to devotion to my oneitis, and now I am bankrupt.
No joke.... any advice?

HOLY shizzle. The best advice I can give you is to let her go so the healing can begin.

 

[bigjohnson]

This bent the needle on my BS detector. You expect me to believe a guy who can be focused enough to become wealthy and successful in most aspects of life would then need to turn to a random Internet dating advice forum for advice in fixing his life?

Suuuure.

 

[ducaro]

How dare you call yourself 'styleman'

Get up! .

Money goes and money comes. Stupidity goes and wisdom comes.

 

[j0n024]

I agree withe some people but not as mean though, I say you are getting a second chance because you finally let her go and learned the error of your ways. I say just get a new job if you already had all those things then you should be able to get a good job pretty fast and get all those things back and after that .....well I'll let you figure that out Good LUCK!

 

[Stéphane]

Wow, I would never pick women over money... Business first, pleasure second.

 

[bigjohnson]

Come on guys, it's a troll, and not a very good one at that.

 

[Mr. Wolf]

Come on guys, it's a troll, and not a very good one at that.

You're a troll. Shut your mouth.

It's a new year, and I don't know about you, but one of my resolution is to remove all playa haters from my life. You are very close to being put on ignore list.

 

[Monster]

2/10

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

It's a shame to hear that. People in my family had it all at once then, lost it. It wasn't because of women but, none the less. You gotta get back on your feet and start out fresh. Let this be a lesson to you.

 

[bigjohnson]

You are very close to being put on ignore list.

Please, would you? Idiot.

 

[3countriesPlan]

You're a troll. Shut your mouth.

It's a new year, and I don't know about you, but one of my resolution is to remove all playa haters from my life. You are very close to being put on ignore list.

haha you are funny.. immediate smack down on people.. anyways that's a good resolution.. hope the poster can successfully remove her from his life.

 

[KontrollerX]

This bent the needle on my BS detector. You expect me to believe a guy who can be focused enough to become wealthy and successful in most aspects of life would then need to turn to a random Internet dating advice forum for advice in fixing his life?

Suuuure.

Exactly.

This topic is a gigantic pile of monkey crap to quote The Rock.

 

[bigjohnson]

My oneites had lead me on, and shown me hope for five years... and this had lead to the ruin of my life...
I was a rich man, lived in a large house in the centre of London, drove the best cars, drank the best wine, and ate the finest food.
However, I did not work for the last four years due to devotion to my oneitis, and now I am bankrupt.
No joke.... any advice?

Let's break this down, shall we?

I was a rich man, lived in a large house in the centre of London

No idea what a great apartment in London costs but it sounds high - any of you 'blokes' care to enlighten us?

.... drove the best cars ...

So this is more than one but not specified, let's say 3 'best of cars' would be about $2,000,000 USD or so. To drive 2 million worth of cars a person would have to have a net worth of several times that much if they were at all balanced in life.

.... drank the best wine, and ate the finest food. ....

So this is an expensive lifestyle too, probably a few thousand a week for the drinks alone and food more, call it $4000 a week for 5 years is another cool million on food and drink. Again to have those tastes one would likely have more than that million floating around.


And all this while unemployed.


So a guy has the ability to make a small fortune, spends it on a gold digger and comes to a pickup and dating WEBSITE for advice, and some of you believe it?



Wow.

 

[sexy_kuta]

money over b!tches. always.

sig worthy

 

[LostAndConfused]

LOL did he hit the lottery, quit his job, then spend all his cash on trying to attract women with fancy cars, houses and food?

Milktoast.​

 

[AFC Savior]

due to how vague the thread it, i say that its the following:

this guy is being sarcastic and trying to crack a joke on all the chumps out there~!!!