Ive Read the bible a milion times so stop telling me to read the bible!

[mroriginal]

What does jesus christ have to do with picking up chicks? Ive memorized the commandments already and know them like my ABCs........ but still no luck with women WTF? ive done everything the bible has told me to do, Im losing my faith because of this!

 

[mroriginal]

okay this was a pretty lame joke sorry it wont happen again

close thread

 

[uzio]

Originally posted by mroriginal
What does jesus christ have to do with picking up chicks? Ive memorized the commandments already and know them like my ABCs........ but still no luck with women WTF? ive done everything the bible has told me to do, Im losing my faith because of this!

Simple - if you follow the path of Jesus - yer gonna die a virgin.

 

[NoClue]

Re: Re: Ive Read the bible a milion times so stop telling me to read the bible!

Originally posted by uzio
Simple - if you follow the path of Jesus - yer gonna die a virgin.

Either die a virgin or marry a prostitute. Depends on who you want to believe.

 

[DJ_in_making]

Re: Re: Ive Read the bible a milion times so stop telling me to read the bible!

Originally posted by uzio
Simple - if you follow the path of Jesus - yer gonna die a virgin.

Na dawg,
You're gonna get married and have good sex every day.

 

[wavejams007]

Re: Re: Re: Ive Read the bible a milion times so stop telling me to read the bible!

Originally posted by DJ_in_making
Na dawg,
You're gonna get married and have good sex every day.

a lot of the time. To the previous posters, where does it say in the bible that men who follow Jesus will die virgins and all?

 

[penkitten]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ive Read the bible a milion times so stop telling me to read the bibl

Originally posted by wavejams007
a lot of the time. To the previous posters, where does it say in the bible that men who follow Jesus will die virgins and all?

it doesnt and i never saw where it said that you had to abstain from sex to be a man of faith (pope, priest, monk, nun) and do gods good works.

 

[penkitten]

btw this is going to be closed due to religion.

 

[wavejams007]

oh yeah, I forgot, God=taboo.

 

[DJHoolahoop]

Uhhhh he IS talking about the DJ bible right? I'm not the only one who thinks this right?

Honestly it seems that the DJ bible is a guideline to helping you fix areas that you may be lacking in, not as a defined set of rules you MUST follow. You integrate it into your life and use it to do a self-check every now and again and see if you lack in anything you'd want to fix.

Also, I used having to know the entire bible as my excuse for not getting out there. But its simple, you need to practice and that means TRYING every once and a while. Even if you f_ck it up, you're doing this for you and no one else. That's why I don't give a shyt how long this takes me or how badly I fail when I do, its a learning experience and eventually I'll act the way I want to and get the success I've been meaning to obtain.

It's all about your confidence and not just the kind that shows how you come across, I mean your belief in your success and how willing you are to get it. That's where you find out just how determined you really are and no rejection will break you away from it.

 

[Soprano]

Read the bible before posting mroriginal

 

[t00dumb]

Originally posted by Soprano
Read the bible before posting mroriginal

i second that.

 

[uzio]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ive Read the bible a milion times so stop telling me to read the bibl

Originally posted by wavejams007
a lot of the time. To the previous posters, where does it say in the bible that men who follow Jesus will die virgins and all?

I don't recall Jesus getting laid all that often you know.

Anyhoo - Jesus was a poor PUA - he didn't get laid, or married a wh0re. Depending which conspiracy theory you prefer.

 

[penkitten]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ive Read the bible a milion times so stop telling me to read the

Originally posted by uzio
I don't recall Jesus getting laid all that often you know.

Anyhoo - Jesus was a poor PUA - he didn't get laid, or married a wh0re. Depending which conspiracy theory you prefer.

honestly , i gotta say even if he did it wouldnt matter to me. i wouldnt care if he were married or dating or not . he did great deeds and that counts. his love life really isnt my buisness and you know honestly if he had ever fallen in love, well gosh doesnt that just make him relate to us even more?

 

[NoClue]

Some of you guys need to chill out and realize that this is a funny thread.