I had a chick like that.....but it wasn't my stalker it was a number my friend had giving me to call...
He told me the girl was so smoking hot...
Of course i bough in to it(not that much)
So i called her and stuff...
Since i dont like talking to anyone on the phone(even more to strangerS)
i hang up....when i hang up she calls me like Five times repeatedly
.....i was getting bad bives already.....
so i called her i said hey my friend told me a lil bit about u that u were puerto rican and whatever...
She starts describing herself blah blah hey ....
Ive heard that puertu ricans are real piece of artwork..yeah we are..
Me:ur conceeded
GIRl:Im sorry
Me:I pause(wait a minute...a girl doesn't say im sorry for being hot.theres some fishy and its not cuz i havent taken a bath)
ME:what are u doing
Girl
artying with my mom and my friends
Girl: are u in highschool
Me :yes(where are u going with this)
Girl:u know what since ur in highschool i coul wear ur ring and i could show it off'
Me:ill think about that (in your dreams)
Me
o u have a myspace...
Girl:yes but the picture is lil
ME:doesn't matter i could magnify it...
Girl:i will give u my email adress
ME
kay but i dont have one(bull****)
Girl:she gives me her email
Me:thanx...i will call u back(if ur pretty)
Girl
kay call me in 13 mintes
Me :^^^whatever....i hall ass to turn my computer...put her myspace
get the picture magnified the girl is butt ugly....she calls me seconds later..
Girl:hey u didn't call me back
Me:i was(yeah right)
Me:hey i was looking at your myspace...ur really sexy(i almost got stuck)
Girls:for real....my friends call me the uglu duckkling
Me:no ur really sexy(i feel i went so low)
Me:i have a headache i will call u back tomorrow... when i have the chance
(not even a chance in hell)
Girl:Okay
next day i havent even come out of my bed when i have like twenty missed calls from the same person...my battery is low as hell....and the B!tch is still ugly...
I never called her back...never answered her text messages and avoided the hundreds of voice messages...saying u never called me back what happemed..I still want to get to know u...hey i like u...u seem like the one..
hey i dont know if this is a bad joke call me...
she always left her phone number
With me...any girl who falls to my feet tries to kiss them is not worth it...i want challenge.....some one who knows how to play her cards with the hand that shes dealt...If the girl doesn't have anything to offer....i can easily turn around and keep on walking with my head up
I hate obsessive girls doesnt matter who they are i disrespect them for that...