ok...First time posting....see what you think...
First rule: Never put yourself down..and beware of putting down your competition in front of women
Sorry guys...but asking a girl, "Do you think I'd look better in a Cowboy hat?", or "Why do guys wear ...?" ain't gettin it. I like the "you're absolutely beautiful...what's your name?"....they eat that sh*t up. Only foriegn men do that. We American men stare from afar and kick at the ground with our hands in our pockets, smiling sheepishly.
Second rule: Complement your friends in front of women...if someone bags on you and you don't have a great comeback...shrug your shoulders...or steal this one from me:
"It's tough being on top of the mountain....everyone's always tryin to knock you off!"....then wink at one of the girls and quickly change the subject.
Third Rule: MASTER the conversation. If more than 2 or 3 people are involved the SHUT THE #*4% UP UNTIL YOU HAVE A PERFECT COMMENT TO MAKE...preferably during a temp. moment of silence...so you don't get "run over" in the conversation. Listen to the speaker...one someone makes a joke and everyone laughs....use that moment to smile at your target. When you do speak....Be heard. Use the time others are making fools of themselves to eye contact the girls...
FOURTH RULE: Have macho hobbies you're passionate about..I like racing and surfing. Both give me style sources too that are non-wussy. AS for your non-macho hobbies (Sewing, cooking, decorating, Comic Book Collecting, Video Games) DON'T advertise these...."i.e. Hey Jennifer...I just got the new XBOX John Madden
NFL...so rad....)
FIFTH RULE: Have a list non-wussy regular favorites:
Drinks:
Non-wussy: Jack and Coke, Tequila shot, Vodka Rocks
Wussy: Sea-Breeze, Bailys Irish Cream, Cosmo
Meal:
Non-Wussy: Steak&Potatoes, ExtremelyItalianPasta, Tequila shot
Wussy:The "Lo-Cal" plate(no matter what it is), The Garden Mango FooFoo Bouquet Salad, Just water and lemon
Car:
Non wussy- Viper, Vette, Most Motorcycles (either fast or old), Musclecar, 4X4 or big truck
Wussy-Four Door Taurus, Toyota Echo, Miata, new VW bug
Perfect for when a girls asks everyone in the group for one of these favs (what they want or own)...and all the other guys have wussy responses
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When stuck with a toungetwisting question she's put on you....or one that catches you off guard that you don't feel like answering right now, give yourself time to think by replying, "WELL! Let me ask you THIS then..." Your next question has nothing to do with hers...like "How do you REALLY feel about your Mom and your relationship with her?" or "Would you jump in the sack with me right now?"(During her confusion, and demands that you are trying to change the subject, you can think about your answer to her first question. It comes across as though you ARE trying to change the subject, but in a humerous way....I like to lead them down a road of meaningless questions that ends up with them so confused, I then quickly change the subject to something direct like "Lets get out of here and get a drink somewhere" The trick is to talk fast, be funny and elusive.
Lastly something to think about...................................................I used to watch a lot of TV sports..passionate about my teams...until one day someone told me..."Hey...why would you know all the stats of....and why do you spend so many hours watching, cheering for, crying over, getting depressed cause they lost and gleeful because they won...over someone that doesn't even know you and never will! You should be spending your time doing that activity yourself instead....making yourself better...and cheering for YOURSELF.....not Shaq, Moss, Bonds, Hughes or any of them!"
I do still watch a bit of the NBA, NFL, UFC, NASCAR, F1 etc.......but that comment changed me...
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