Is there a "Rate my GF" thread?

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Maximus Rex said:
How do you have maintain a relationship when your not even on the same continent as your girlfriend?
It's difficult but not impossible. We usually meet somewhere in Asia every 3-4 months for a week or two. She'll be here in the US soon, hopefully.
 

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Phazuka said:
Can I start one? You're welcome to post pics of your GF too.

Of course I would rate my GF a 10 but dat's just me.

I give her an 8...I wacked off to her picture too
 

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^^An 8? Way too generous my man. You just wanna act like she is more attractive because you wacked off to her. She's a 6.
 

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Phazuka said:
Can I start one? You're welcome to post pics of your GF too.

Of course I would rate my GF a 10 but dat's just me.

I give her a 3. Seriously, I didn't need to see that picture early in the morning. All I hear in my head is, "I give you sexy show for two dollar. Two dollar I give sexy show. Two dollar only. You take?"

Poor skin, old looking, poor chin, slutty American woman pose, flip-flops...uh...wtf? she is already in America.
 

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Berlex said:
I give her an 8...I wacked off to her picture too
I'm hoping that this was a joke but this is why there isn't a rate my gf thread
 

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belividere said:
I'm hoping that this was a joke but this is why there isn't a rate my gf thread
You don't know half the story. Even money says that more than one dude on here wacked off while thinking about Berlex wacking off.
 

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Dude, all the Ukrainian girls I know here walk around with that "slutty American" posture perpetually. Must be something about our global hor-gemony.

Luckily the world still has a bastion of elegance and femininity in the former Soviet Union.
 

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seanchai said:
Dude, all the Ukrainian girls I know here walk around with that "slutty American" posture perpetually. Must be something about our global hor-gemony.

Luckily the world still has a bastion of elegance and femininity in the former Soviet Union.
So you live in Seattle or Ukraine? Immigrants are Americans or want to be Americans. If you got some and actually visited you would see that there the typical Ukraine girl has NOTHING in common with the typical American girl.

Immigrant Eastern Europeans are screwed up big time. Last time I even say that. Nothing worse than a displaced female from a place like Ukraine. Talk about a bad attitude. Avoid them like poison.
 

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sparky0000 said:
I give her a 3. Seriously, I didn't need to see that picture early in the morning. All I hear in my head is, "I give you sexy show for two dollar. Two dollar I give sexy show. Two dollar only. You take?"

Poor skin, old looking, poor chin, slutty American woman pose, flip-flops...uh...wtf? she is already in America.

Actually, her skin is flawless. :moon:
 

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belividere said:
I'm hoping that this was a joke but this is why there isn't a rate my gf thread
Eh, I thought it was funny. I'm not going to get jealous or something, lol.
 

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sparky0000 said:
So you live in Seattle or Ukraine? Immigrants are Americans or want to be Americans. If you got some and actually visited you would see that there the typical Ukraine girl has NOTHING in common with the typical American girl.

Immigrant Eastern Europeans are screwed up big time. Last time I even say that. Nothing worse than a displaced female from a place like Ukraine. Talk about a bad attitude. Avoid them like poison.
I lived in Germany for 4 years when I was in the Army. There's a reason for the word EUROTRASH. Some of these eastern European girls make American trailer trash look classy. That's why I prefer Asian women. They're elegant, classy, conservative, family oriented, submissive and know how to please their man outside the bedroom.
 

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sparky0000 said:
I give her a 3. Seriously, I didn't need to see that picture early in the morning. All I hear in my head is, "I give you sexy show for two dollar. Two dollar I give sexy show. Two dollar only. You take?"

Poor skin, old looking, poor chin, slutty American woman pose, flip-flops...uh...wtf? she is already in America.
rofl, dude that's harsh
 

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seanchai said:
Dude, all the Ukrainian girls I know here walk around with that "slutty American" posture perpetually. Must be something about our global hor-gemony.
Gold... even if the idea of a hor-gemonic culture is a little unsettling.
 

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sparky0000 said:
So you live in Seattle or Ukraine? Immigrants are Americans or want to be Americans. If you got some and actually visited you would see that there the typical Ukraine girl has NOTHING in common with the typical American girl.

Immigrant Eastern Europeans are screwed up big time. Last time I even say that. Nothing worse than a displaced female from a place like Ukraine. Talk about a bad attitude. Avoid them like poison.
I'd like to meet some non-immigrant Ukrainians because the immigrants really don't do it for me.

I live in Seattle. Are you Ukrainian? Where did you learn the language (I assume you speak it if you pick up while over there)?
 

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Theres always going to be a sl*t in any culture. :)

I do like my classy women though.
 

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This thread and the thread starter is PATHETIC... wow it's so Don Juan to brag or compare Gfs isn't it? Why do you care what other ppl think? Are you that insecure with yourself. I'm pretty sure you asked your girlfriend that your going to post a picture of her on this site right? lol kids these days are so whipped.

"Insecure guys get girlfriends so they can show off and brag to their friends." David Delangelo
 

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CCKazi007 said:
This thread and the thread starter is PATHETIC... wow it's so Don Juan to brag or compare Gfs isn't it? Why do you care what other ppl think? Are you that insecure with yourself. I'm pretty sure you asked your girlfriend that your going to post a picture of her on this site right? lol kids these days are so whipped.

"Insecure guys get girlfriends so they can show off and brag to their friends." David Delangelo
I'd give her a 6 just to be nice and she's actually in shape and has a decent sixpack, no offense but when I went to Thailand I saw a lot of girls who looked like that.
 

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CCKazi007 said:
I'd give her a 6 just to be nice and she's actually in shape and has a decent sixpack, no offense but when I went to Thailand I saw a lot of girls who looked like that.
Nice reversal. :)

I'm not trying to brag or anything. We've been together now a year and a half so I'm not insecure or jealous. I think the comments are funny and the intended purpose of starting conversation appears to have worked.
 

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Lol yes there is a "Rate My GF" already... I got it in the High School forum and it's locked unfortunately :p Hmm kind of different but never mind...
 
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