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Help meeeeee!!!!!!!!! I'm on a runaway thread and I wanna get offffffff!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
hahahahaha
i thought i seen you hiding in the linen closet...
*Reclines on towels.* Geez Pen, these are really soft...What detergent do you use?
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
a l l .. the stain lifter thats all ...
*Jumps off towels and run to Tenn. to get comforted by my girl.* I feel unclean...
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
*Jumps off towels and run to Tenn. to get comforted by my girl.* I feel unclean...
hey dangit that commercial is stuck in my head...
and thats the jingle...
mr benjamin guy sings it

you remember that show in the 80s about the english butler and the bad kid named wesley? anyhow the butler mr benjamin does the voice over for the all commercial.
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
hey dangit that commercial is stuck in my head...
and thats the jingle...
mr benjamin guy sings it

you remember that show in the 80s about the english butler and the bad kid named wesley? anyhow the butler mr benjamin does the voice over for the all commercial.
I remember that commercial.
 

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You mean Bob Uker. "Juuuust a bit outside."
 

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im so stupid
its mr belevadere not benjamin


get outta my head gio!!
 

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i was in the mr belvadere fan club...

but rob lowe never wrote to me .. *cough* a$$hole *cough*
 

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come to think of it, i think i was about nine or so during the rob lowe crap and they made him leave the show and pretend he went to college because thats when rob lowe became bad..

but i dont remember wtf he did ... except madonna..
 

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Come guys, you can do better.
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
come to think of it, i think i was about nine or so during the rob lowe crap and they made him leave the show and pretend he went to college because thats when rob lowe became bad..

but i dont remember wtf he did ... except madonna..
He was accused of videotaping some sexoring with an underaged girl.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
He was accused of videotaping some sexoring with an underaged girl.
I thought that was R. Kelly? Let's not get into that anyway.

Sexy, what are you doing back here!? Trying to tell us what to do? Bad girl...Go to my room. ;)
 

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Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Come guys, you can do better.
Better than what?

:confused:
 

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When I'm directed to read a funny thread that **** better be REALLY FUNNY.

Disappointed.
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
I thought that was R. Kelly? Let's not get into that anyway.
Rob was blazing a trail. It was the late 80s.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Rob was blazing a trail. It was the late 80s.
I'm sure that's not the only thing he was blazing...
 

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Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
When I'm directed to read a funny thread that **** better be REALLY FUNNY.

Disappointed.
Someone told you this thread was funny? I am not responsible for this dishonest advertising.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Someone told you this thread was funny? I am not responsible for this dishonest advertising.
< did nothing
 

At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

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