Is sex really all that better?
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backbreaker
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i can't talk to a girl who won't takeit up the ass... i know it sounds funny but that's like when you were in high school, and you laughed at the guys who said they ate pvssy. they were just ahead of their time.
a girl who doesn't do anal under any circumstances? i'm out
a girl who doesn't do anal under any circumstances? i'm out
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
lol, what can BROWN do for you ?
Man, porsche's are cheap. You're talking a $700-$1000+ new car payment. Almost anybody could afford a porsche if they wanted to. Maybe if you're talking Ferrarri, then that is out of the reach of most people. Around $5k/mo.sparky0000 said:Few if any of you are getting Porsches. Especially if you are living in America. Most of you are getting Ford Pintos. Old ones that have been driven by 5 or 6 other dudes before you ever got behind the wheel. The odds of getting to drive a new "Porsche" in the USA is slim to none. You gotta go where "Porsches" are produced (I ain't talking about Germany), and where they are really cheap. Think about that for a second.
backbreaker
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lol, learn your math before you start spewing crap you think you can't afford.
let's look at say a 2005 porsche boxster with 40k miles on it. Black book is going to be about 28k, resale about 33k. Let's say you got good credit no money down or no trade in and you get it for 31 instead of 33.
If you break that down to 60 months at say 6.99% interest, you are looking at about a 550 a month car payment.
I sold nissans for a while... a 32k maxima with no money down was always around 600 a month for 60 months, and that's with avg credit
if you are paying 5k a month for a car, you out to be slapped. People who buy 100k cars BUY them outright.
that topic is getting WAY offhand
let's look at say a 2005 porsche boxster with 40k miles on it. Black book is going to be about 28k, resale about 33k. Let's say you got good credit no money down or no trade in and you get it for 31 instead of 33.
If you break that down to 60 months at say 6.99% interest, you are looking at about a 550 a month car payment.
I sold nissans for a while... a 32k maxima with no money down was always around 600 a month for 60 months, and that's with avg credit
if you are paying 5k a month for a car, you out to be slapped. People who buy 100k cars BUY them outright.
that topic is getting WAY offhand
backbreaker
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I have always liked porsches and now that I am in a city that really doesn't get too cold, I'm strongly considering getting one, so I have done alot of resrach the last month or so. however, there is not enough differences between the newer ones and the 03-04 models for me to warrant spending that much on the new model. the only thing really holding me up is finding the color combo I want
A new porsche payment starts at around $700.
Paying cash for a new car is a horrible financial decision unless you plan to keep it for at least 3-5 years. People who could afford a six figure car, like myself, shouldn't be stupid enough to pay cash for it.backbreaker said:
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
you are missing the point. you are REALLY missing the point.
anyone who has enough money to buy pay 3-5k a month for ONE CAR, more than likley has enough money to just buy the damn thing. If they were worried about a bad investment, they wouldn't be there anyway.
lol, you think anyone making that much jack gives two ****s about a good investment or not. you have to at least at the bare minm be bringing in 300k a year, because banks won't finance you at anything more than 16% per month.
That's like the person who buys the 20 million dollar house and has to worry about his 110,000 thousand dollar a month house note.. yeah.. it doesn't happen
The largest car payment i have ever seen was $1300 on an Infiniti QX56 loaded to the brim... with 13k down, 48 months. he was actually a relatiive of the gov if I am not mistaken. Our nissan dealership had an infiniti dealership on it's side, so you got some high end clients from time to time. the guy made 500k a year so it wasn't a problem or anything, and he probably could have stroked a check for it... but hey, i got paid
anyone who has enough money to buy pay 3-5k a month for ONE CAR, more than likley has enough money to just buy the damn thing. If they were worried about a bad investment, they wouldn't be there anyway.
lol, you think anyone making that much jack gives two ****s about a good investment or not. you have to at least at the bare minm be bringing in 300k a year, because banks won't finance you at anything more than 16% per month.
That's like the person who buys the 20 million dollar house and has to worry about his 110,000 thousand dollar a month house note.. yeah.. it doesn't happen
The largest car payment i have ever seen was $1300 on an Infiniti QX56 loaded to the brim... with 13k down, 48 months. he was actually a relatiive of the gov if I am not mistaken. Our nissan dealership had an infiniti dealership on it's side, so you got some high end clients from time to time. the guy made 500k a year so it wasn't a problem or anything, and he probably could have stroked a check for it... but hey, i got paid
well... that's cool. I guess it depends on the personality type whether they pay cash for it or not. Me personally, I'd always lease any car no matter how much money I make... but I guess then you can't tell somebody you "paid cash for it" lol.
backbreaker
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lol, you didn't ask what I would do, I am telling you what the avg person does.
And this is what I did with one of the two cars I have. I did a 3 year lease, and just paid cash so I don't have to pay the money factor number as well. Also, you can work out a deal on most leases, most people don't know that.
My car has a 45 3 year residual value, so I paid 55% of the sticker, (had to pay marketup, luxury car, no deals on thoose) plus taxes and other misc fees. That way I'm not stuck with a car note.. i hate car notes, and actually in September my lease is up, i can just drop off the keys and either pick up something else or just keep my other car.. i still haven't decided.. but becuase i paid cash for it, it's not a libality any longer
do your reserach before making decisions like that. Leasing comes down to one thing... what the market predicts your car will be worth in 2-3 or 4 years. Some cars are GREAT to lease. some cars you end up paying more to lease, and you have the milage restrictions. Also unless you did what I did, you have to have A-1 credit to even make it worth while to lease. they don't hand leases out to anyone.
normally a lease is going to be the same as your 72 or 75 month payment.. when i was a salesperson, I wanted you to lease. 1) you were coming back in 3 years (not that I was sticking around or anything) and 2) I made more money, becuase you didn't know you can talk me down on a lease, you took a look at the payment and i couldn't get you in the finance box fast enough. you lease cars with high residual value. Hondas and toyotas are great leases because they hold value.
And this is what I did with one of the two cars I have. I did a 3 year lease, and just paid cash so I don't have to pay the money factor number as well. Also, you can work out a deal on most leases, most people don't know that.
My car has a 45 3 year residual value, so I paid 55% of the sticker, (had to pay marketup, luxury car, no deals on thoose) plus taxes and other misc fees. That way I'm not stuck with a car note.. i hate car notes, and actually in September my lease is up, i can just drop off the keys and either pick up something else or just keep my other car.. i still haven't decided.. but becuase i paid cash for it, it's not a libality any longer
do your reserach before making decisions like that. Leasing comes down to one thing... what the market predicts your car will be worth in 2-3 or 4 years. Some cars are GREAT to lease. some cars you end up paying more to lease, and you have the milage restrictions. Also unless you did what I did, you have to have A-1 credit to even make it worth while to lease. they don't hand leases out to anyone.
normally a lease is going to be the same as your 72 or 75 month payment.. when i was a salesperson, I wanted you to lease. 1) you were coming back in 3 years (not that I was sticking around or anything) and 2) I made more money, becuase you didn't know you can talk me down on a lease, you took a look at the payment and i couldn't get you in the finance box fast enough. you lease cars with high residual value. Hondas and toyotas are great leases because they hold value.
oral is where its at.... jus sittin back chillin wit a blunt gettin brain
SEX itself is meh, especially if u outta shape like me and ESPECIALLY if it's a girl you like cuz then the pressure is on.
but a girl that gives good head is AWESOME, when she gets 2 hands on there ontop of eachother and usin her tongue all over the head all freaky, nothin like it
SEX itself is meh, especially if u outta shape like me and ESPECIALLY if it's a girl you like cuz then the pressure is on.
but a girl that gives good head is AWESOME, when she gets 2 hands on there ontop of eachother and usin her tongue all over the head all freaky, nothin like it
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I hope you guys are not so stupid as to think my Porsche statement was about the car!
Others have touched on this already, but here's my experience.ElStud said:
The actual act is a VERY SMALL part of the sum total of an experience with a woman that's not rushed and at a nice location (meaning in a nice bed).
It includes the chase itself, the excitement of undressing her, looking at her beautiful body, touching her anywhere you please, being touched all over in all kinds of different ways, the act itself (this is the only part your're talking about), seeing your handiwork immediately after, the afterwards of being relaxed with her talking about whatever or just lying there saying nothing, laughing together about anything that's funny, and on and on and on.
Its a total experience that can go on for hours especially if its a first time with a particular woman; not just 7 minutes of pleasure as a church might try to belittle the experience as....
In my opinion, its underrated, especially by the christain community.
PRMoon
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The sex i'm having is 1000 times better then jacking it ooooo yeeahhh!bigjohnson
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You guys are screwing the wrong women.
englishman
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El stud, Im a pretty old dude so Ive got a few years and different women covered, what I found is that when I was 17 around that time I was really anxious about sex and in particular pleasing the women I was with.
Then a friend told me a joke, he said (he's Scottish, so you have to do a Scotch accent) Q."Hey boys, how do you make a women come?" A. who gives a fvck!
And for a while I made that my moto, and to be honest the sex for me was a lot better.
Nowadays I take each women on her merits, more like dont think to hard about it, if it seems right to just be selfish with this one then thats what I am, shag her up the azz and blow a load in her hair and send her home, happy and degraded lol. Others I take my time getting to know them and be real gentle with them.
The percentage of the time that sex is good for me has increased over the times when I was a young anxious lover and the amount of time that the women has a good time with me has stayed about the same.
Then a friend told me a joke, he said (he's Scottish, so you have to do a Scotch accent) Q."Hey boys, how do you make a women come?" A. who gives a fvck!
And for a while I made that my moto, and to be honest the sex for me was a lot better.
Nowadays I take each women on her merits, more like dont think to hard about it, if it seems right to just be selfish with this one then thats what I am, shag her up the azz and blow a load in her hair and send her home, happy and degraded lol. Others I take my time getting to know them and be real gentle with them.
The percentage of the time that sex is good for me has increased over the times when I was a young anxious lover and the amount of time that the women has a good time with me has stayed about the same.
