is it just me or are vaginas ugly?

theunflushables

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DJDamage said:
I don't get it, why would you want to fvck a 5? I don't care how nice her pvssy is, that alone is not going to make me hard.
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In2theGame said:
there was this girl who i was messin with, she was .. lets say a 7.5 MAYBE a 8 on some days. anyway, one day we got to it and she took off her pants/panties... and, Holy mutha F--- YUCK! it was like green, no joke. I was truley disguested. Thats why i sometimes see a cute girl or even Hot and think....She looks good but who knows whats goin on down there.
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datsexynigga2009 said:
You must be gay,i bet the penis looks good huh?

Well go to gaybar im sure you will LOVE it their :)
Maybe he'll meet Player_Supreme in the gay bar, on a more serious note, hot babes with red hair have Ugly pvssies and blonde haired babes pvssies don't look much better, I only ever fvck hot babes who are brunettes because they have the most beautiful looking of the pvssies available. :yes:
 

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Tony, I hear ya...some vagina look like the Venus Fly trap or the bottom of those egg laying things from that movie Aliens.

My college roomates and I used to refer to pussies as "roast beef" If you think about it, that is what it looks like...a hole with a slab of roast beef hanging out.
 

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mahon83050 said:
Tony, I hear ya...some vagina look like the Venus Fly trap or the bottom of those egg laying things from that movie Aliens.

My college roomates and I used to refer to pussies as "roast beef" If you think about it, that is what it looks like...a hole with a slab of roast beef hanging out.
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Tight virgin ***** looks good... a old saggy virgina looks like a wizard's sleeve... some are good and some look bad. You can always stick to lickin ASS!
 

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
Never seen Borat? You should get out more...
I saw Borat. I don't remember that part? Was it with the black hooker?
 

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They're not all pretty! I've seen some that look like the predator's mouth turned sideways, minus the teeth.
 
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Bling said:
I saw Borat. I don't remember that part? Was it with the black hooker?
It's toward the beginning when he's buying a van at the car dealer. He's talking to the dealer about his fat ugly wife and how her p&ssy used be good but because she's so fat now her p&ssy lips hangs like wizard's sleeve... lol :crackup:
 

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You're not gay man, I feel the same way about the look of a ***** and I can tell ya I'm 100% straight...I can get hard just by watching a hot chick cross down the street. :p

Dont know maybe my "***** fetish" will grow on me when I'm older I'm still 16. I did like seeing female legs since the age of 5 though :S (no joke) started liking other body parts since then.

As far as I'm concerned everything looks great on a female body except their *****. No I'm not gay either.
 

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It's just the difference between little ******s and big ******s and it doesn't always have everything to do with the size of the girl.

There was a post on here a month or two back that showed some nasty ones. It was for a surgical labial reduction website or something of that sort...
 

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lol, when I was in highschool I snuck in this girls house like at 3 in the morning, that had been wanting me to hook up for the longest.

so anyway, she's given me a BJ, then we get ready to get to business.. and she takes off her pants and I promise I thought we were in the damn amazon.

I've never seen that much hair on anything in my life.

I told her "i'm not putting my **** in that" and left. My friends and I called her Blanka after that..s he never got it
 

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backbreaker said:
lol, when I was in highschool I snuck in this girls house like at 3 in the morning, that had been wanting me to hook up for the longest.

so anyway, she's given me a BJ, then we get ready to get to business.. and she takes off her pants and I promise I thought we were in the damn amazon.

I've never seen that much hair on anything in my life.

I told her "i'm not putting my **** in that" and left. My friends and I called her Blanka after that..s he never got it
Haha, I don't mind a little grass on the field, but I had that happen a couple of times. First time was with the psycho chick I dated that had the real bad stretch marks. First I had to deal with those, then I made my way down to the BUSH. That was before it was fashionable to go bald, so hair was acceptable, but damn.....

And she was good looking too.
 
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