^^ Our interaction over the past hour...
Me
4/29/2012 4:01:29 PM
You are so short. Hey, I've got news for you, (her favorite player) is gone. Yep, (Player from my university), from my home state (my home state), will show you all how to getter done.
-My Name
Her
4/29/2012 4:08:38 PM
Yeah maybe... If he doesn't get hurt. Again.
And really!? You thought you'd open by telling me I'm short?
Me
4/29/2012 4:25:39 PM
You are borderline short *for me* You should pursue 5'5" to 5'9", I guess, guys, they are discriminated against. I hear it all the time. For kissing purposes, anything below 5'5" in a woman is hard for me over the long haul.
And (Player from my university), I never go to games, but I will now. Living here just keeps getting better and better for me, since I moved here in 2003.
Her
4/29/2012 4:28:39 PM
I guess I've never had anyone complain about the difficulty if kissing me.
hasn't been a problem in the past. I'll still go to games, and maybe even like (Player from my University). Don't get me wrong... He's an amazing player, as long as he can play. If he's out the whole season that won't do us much good.
Me
4/29/2012 4:33:55 PM
Yeah, I guess you're right. If you could put his mind/knowledge on a young player's body, then we'd be set. They should pay him as a coach. I believe you that your mouth is fun to kiss, but stooping is not my idea of fun or relaxation while kissing.
Her
4/29/2012 5:15:42 PM
I guess we'd just have to kiss sitting down so that you wouldn't have to stoop.
and FYI most short girls wear some sort of heel... Like at least two inches. Some of the time at least.
I think that's why I'm so pissed about (her favorite player) going to the (some team she don't like). I think (Player from my University) could have taught him a lot.
Me
4/29/2012 6:03:39 PM
What about laying down? I'm telling you it doesn't work fme, once again, over the long haul, unless you have a long upper body. Ok, I understand kissing standing on your high heels or tippy toes, but you will grow tired of that, once again, uncomfortable, and physical pain = no relationship. You must be able to melt with someone.
Yeah, well, if the NFL was like baseball (no salary cap), then they could have kept him because how much they can spend on players is limitless. As it is though, they had to make a choice, even if risking it on a player past his prime sort of.
Such is life..C'est la vie
Her
4/29/2012 6:07:00 PM
Interesting you chose to message me.