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How tough is it? Just bought one yesterday. The screen is superb. Pictures and video are crisp and brilliant. Hate to type on the screen and smudge it up. Are smudges easy to get off of it? I only use my ring finger to lightly touch the screen now. A bit anal about it now.

I know that I definitely will be cautious when it comes to what I view or read on it. Last thing I want is to be wanking all over that screen. That is the first thing I thought of when I got it home. Perfect for wanking. Great picture, portable, no keyboard to get in the way, etc. Sure enough. I went online and found video of a guy wanking all over his. Sad, really. That is what wireless keyboards are for. Not gorgeous all-in-one pieces like this baby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rK6BjJaAjY&feature=related
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Best troll of all time.

I find it funny that whenever a device with somewhat new technology is implemented, people look at it and think: how can I put porn on this?
 

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ArcBound said:
Best troll of all time.

I find it funny that whenever a device with somewhat new technology is implemented, people look at it and think: how can I put porn on this?
Troll? I suppose that you will now deny that you have never wanked off while at the computer? Yeah, right. :rolleyes:

I can't be the only guy here who spends time picking out pubic hair from his keyboard before company comes over. Think about it. The iPad has no keyboard! The pubic hair worry is now over for me. Who is laughing at who now? :kick:
 

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allbeef said:
Troll? I suppose that you will now deny that you have never wanked off while at the computer? Yeah, right. :rolleyes:

I can't be the only guy here who spends time picking out pubic hair from his keyboard before company comes over. Think about it. The iPad has no keyboard! The pubic hair worry is now over for me. Who is laughing at who now? :kick:
Seeing as I never had any pubic hair in my keyboard, yes, you possibly are the only guy here.
 

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