krazyboy99 said:
potato said:
The ones that freak me out are the guys that will approach me and begin with, “I’m normally heterosexual but….”
yeah too bad its never happened
One of my girls works as a stripper. When I first started playing with her I’d sometimes go in where she worked. She had invited me so as to keep her company between sets. There were typically 8 girls on the evening shift and after about a month she was having problems with me going in there because some of the other girls were always coming onto me. She also worked atanother place on Fridays. It is a neighborhood bar. She told be that thisnew place was like Cheers where everybody knew your name. So I started going in there and soon, sure enough, everyone did know my name. At this particular place it is not at all unusual to find more women there than men.
I’m not much of a drinker and neither is she but we used to sit at the bar and get in on all the conversations that were going on. The bartenders are all female and I always get the best service. They often refuse my money, but then I’m usually only drinking Coca-Cola.
My girlfriend here is really hot and like a star attraction wherever she dances. At this little bar, more than once guys have approached me, noticing the way she looks at me. Some will say things like, “looks like love” but others will say something about wanting to sit next to me so they could see what I’m seeing when she looks at me the way she does.
I do get hit on by a guy every so often. One day I was there and this guy who was sitting at the bar was getting somewhat obnoxious. At one point the bartender pulled me aside and asked if the guy was bothering me, that she could have him thrown out. I told her, no, he’ll probably leave soon anyhow.
Next thing I know this guy slides up next to me and starts going on about how all the women in there were ugly, that none of them turned him on. Then he leaned over to me and quietly said, “I’m normally heterosexual but tonight I find you much more attractive than any woman and then gently laid his hand on my thigh.
I immediately jumped up and ran over to my girl who was just getting off the stage and told her what had just happened. As I left the guy stood up and started again on his rant about how the women there where ugly. About then the bartender and one of the regulars was escorting him out the door.
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I often take walks and along the way stop and sit to write, to draw or to read. One day I was sitting there and this Mexican guy sat down next to me. He had obviously been drinking and offered be a beer he pulled out of his coat, which I took out of courtesy but never opened it.
I was mostly ignoring him but he told me this story about how his wife was such a b!tch to him. Then he started going on about how I had such beautiful hair (golden blonde down to my shoulders) that he always liked Swedish girls and that my Nordic look was turning him on.
He then started going on about how he had never had sex with a guy but just sitting there with me he was getting a hard on and that if I would stand up pull my pants down and bend over that it would probably be the best sex he ever had.
I couldn’t run away fast enough.