Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
A plate keeps mentioning this 30yo guy who keeps hitting on her.
Saying shyt like: "What should I do? How do I tell him to back off without hurting his feelings? He's so good looking though and my friend slept with him and said he was amazing....blah blah blah"
Thanks to these boards, I didn't buy into her bullsht jealousy games and even followed some advice I found here.
One day I said: "We'll, he's certainly persistent. Maybe you should just sleep with a needy, pushy guy who's already fvcked your friend..."
The comment was dripping with sarcasm and designed to expose his flaws without myself coming across as butthurt.
But she said: "I'm asking you how to reject him and you're telling me to fvck him?"
I said: "Geez, just have a think about what I said."
Then she laughed and life was good.
But just when I thought this bvllsht was finished, last night she starts talking about him again.
So I tried a different tack.....silence.
I didn't say a word. She persisted for a good couple of minutes but I just kept sipping my drink and not saying a word.
Shortly after, I pounded the bejesus out of her and then as we're lying there huffing and puffing, she says: "I just want to let you know I won't be bonking that young guy. No one turns me on like you do."
Again I said nothing but just kissed her and walked out to have a smoke.
As an aside - I'd be very surprised if she hasn't already fvcked this dude, but we're not exclusive, so I can't get on my high horse.
I just wanted to share a different tactic with you guys which might be worth a shot if confronted by similar bullsht.
Silence is golden.
Saying shyt like: "What should I do? How do I tell him to back off without hurting his feelings? He's so good looking though and my friend slept with him and said he was amazing....blah blah blah"
Thanks to these boards, I didn't buy into her bullsht jealousy games and even followed some advice I found here.
One day I said: "We'll, he's certainly persistent. Maybe you should just sleep with a needy, pushy guy who's already fvcked your friend..."
The comment was dripping with sarcasm and designed to expose his flaws without myself coming across as butthurt.
But she said: "I'm asking you how to reject him and you're telling me to fvck him?"
I said: "Geez, just have a think about what I said."
Then she laughed and life was good.
But just when I thought this bvllsht was finished, last night she starts talking about him again.
So I tried a different tack.....silence.
I didn't say a word. She persisted for a good couple of minutes but I just kept sipping my drink and not saying a word.
Shortly after, I pounded the bejesus out of her and then as we're lying there huffing and puffing, she says: "I just want to let you know I won't be bonking that young guy. No one turns me on like you do."
Again I said nothing but just kissed her and walked out to have a smoke.
As an aside - I'd be very surprised if she hasn't already fvcked this dude, but we're not exclusive, so I can't get on my high horse.
I just wanted to share a different tactic with you guys which might be worth a shot if confronted by similar bullsht.
Silence is golden.