Intentional embarrasment from friends!

[Sammo]

All right guys having a few problems and i thought some of you might have had similair problems and could help me out.

Well i have a bunch of friends who are good friends just they are AFC's so they dont really know whats best for girls.

Sometimes when in a group of both guys and girls they will say things about me that relates to a girl in the group. They will say a message that ussually follows the lines of "Sam likes (girls name)"

what im asking from you guys is how do i deal with intentional embarrasment like this and even better, how do i stop friends from doing things like that entirely.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Tell em that you don't appreciate them poking fun of you and trying to make you look stupid. If they're your real friends, they'll understand and apologize if they pissed you off. If they keep on doing it, hit em with some embarassing **** on their own.

 

[whatsupwiddat]

It happens with me too. People go "So WUWD, masturbated too much over the weekend?"

I was born stupid but trained myself to be better than everyone else as best I could, so I'm brilliant but really really slow reaction time. Someone help me too.

This is actually pretty funny, but more importantly....

I like candy. Yes.

 

[Sammo]

Originally posted by Ace of Spades
Tell em that you don't appreciate them poking fun of you and trying to make you look stupid. If they're your real friends, they'll understand and apologize if they pissed you off. If they keep on doing it, hit em with some embarassing **** on their own.

Yeah but when im around my mate's its hard to make things be so serious. Everything is like a joke, i like it that way and so do my friends. I think the best idea is to think of something funny to say back at em..

 

[Sax God]

Originally posted by whatsupwiddat
It happens with me too. People go "So WUWD, masturbated too much over the weekend?"

I was born stupid but trained myself to be better than everyone else as best I could, so I'm brilliant but really really slow reaction time. Someone help me too.

This is actually pretty funny, but more importantly....

I like candy. Yes.

Just look at them and say "Nope, I just had your Mom over. It was gooooood. Tell her to give me a call."

 

[oakraiderz2]

Thats retarded that they tell them you like them. That just messes up your game so jus tell them its focking up your game. Or just smack em and tell em to stop.

 

[white_hype]

haha, the problem is your friends are dorks with probably no experience with girls

whatever you do, dont get embarassed

say something like, "yea, she wishes"

or "no i dont, i love her" (really sarcastically) then rip on the person who said you liked the girl like, "wow youre gay, if i was as gay as you, id kill myself"

 

[drixsa]

Originally posted by Ace of Spades
Tell em that you don't appreciate them poking fun of you and trying to make you look stupid. If they're your real friends, they'll understand and apologize if they pissed you off. If they keep on doing it, hit em with some embarassing **** on their own.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT TAKE THIS ADVICE

see your friends are sayin these things b/c they want to get a rise out of you and make fun of you

by telling them that it bothers they will either do it more or think that you are a ***** espically if you phrase it like that

the common thing to do would be to make fun of your friend back ad come up with a better insult, and if you can d this quite well, then go ahead

to avoid this situation dnt tell your friends who you like, how you feel etc. it can really only hurt you

now im hopin that you are a strong guy for my next piece of advise, and that is...

this is what i did with my old friends

after the girls are gone punch your friend, right between the shoulder and his upper chest. It hurts if you throw a hard punch

espically if he aint exspectin it

then say "dont be talkin about me and _______(girl's name here) in front of that girl or anyone"

now you gotta be prepaired to fight but ususally they will know they are wrong and even more importantly they will know not to cross you like that becuase you dont tolerate being disresected

now be warned he could feel the need to punch you back which couyld lead to a fight but since you are not willing to be disrespected you will kick his ass if he tries to punch you

 

[Brazilian_Blues_Boy]

They do it because they want you to get embarassed or pissed...
but you can't be... don't give them that pleasure...

Lots of times, when I'm at my bus (my school's @ another city so we go by a rented bus to it) talking with some lady, there's always one, two, three or eleven (seriously, once about 10 people started bugging me) they want me to get nervous and uptight... but the Blues Boy is a motherf*cker... so instead of asking them to stop, I smile and say out loud, playfully:

" Guys, you know I get nervous when there's an audience listening to my macking... please... the lady is complaining that the quality has gone downhill in these last minutes, isn't that right honey?

(then I look at her and smile, sometimes blink, to get her into the joke)

Generally they say yes...

Then I continue:

" You'd better leave me alone doing my job here or else I'll fail and I'll be in a bad mood... and then I'll wake up angry tomorrow morning and make it impossible for you to sleep... (I'm known for waking everyone with my loud voice and/or laughter )

If it still doesn't work, I keep smiling, call the guy who's pissing me the most and ask for advice:

" Tell me man, what do I say to her now... come on... she's tired of waiting... oh no that's no good... "

Then they get nervous and leave...

Summing everything up:

Keep smiling, show them you're so funny that you're unaffected and make them look AFC to the crowd...

BBB

 

[Microphone Fiend]

fock, this **** happened to me today!
2 stupid afc friends start to talk loudly about a somewhat bad previous experience with a chick and I'm like "stfu! you guys do this sh!t all the time. You know what? You're cut off!I'm done talking to ya"
(word to the wise: DO NOT DO THIS)

This is when they got into a rather loud arguement, about not telling anyone who I had like(chick I HAD mad one-itis for) and she is sitting right there, just listening to the convo slowly getting all the power I had got from ignoring her and looking like I've moved on.

I got two other friends who do other stupid sh!t like shouting out "Go Microphone!!" whenever I start talking to chicks or whatever. I dunno if they thinks it's cute but i don't cb them when they have their "afc period" (like chicks period-once a month they decide to be a man and approach a chick)

F@ck this ruined my whole day and it's the second last day of school! Opportunity is gone but f@ck I have to move away from this one-itis but these cb'ing bastards piss me off

 

[jive]

Hey BBB just wondering, do you speak to people you know in portuguese or whatever, or english? Whenever you post over here about what you said you are translating right? Just curious.

 

[NEWBIE101]

Just don't care in front of people. Agree with your friends and laugh at yourself. It makes your friend look like an idiot since he is trying to crack fun at you and you don't care.

Then tell him to stop later.

 

[Brazilian_Blues_Boy]

Originally posted by jive
Hey BBB just wondering, do you speak to people you know in portuguese or whatever, or english? Whenever you post over here about what you said you are translating right? Just curious.

Yo soy un chico trilingue, por isso escrevo em portguês, español y inglés, but sometimes I get very confused.

BBB

 

[Brazilian_Blues_Boy]

J/k , I translate from portugese to english...

and sometimes it doesn't make much sense LOL

Like, my post In a Beautiful Way, in portuguese we say " In a Beautiful Way" with only one word (kinda like it was "beautifully").

That's the bad thing, whenever I post, I think hard to express myself in the way I want but hardly ever it comes out like I think...
but I do my best !!!

n a get pist wi da fellas ru rite lik dis men i can't rid a shi of it
LOL !

BBB

 

[Ded_Skin_Mask13]

Sammo. You wanna know why they ATTEMPT to embarrass you? Because they're jealous of you in some form or another. It happens to me constantly when I'm with my closest buds. They'll see me with some cute chicks, and they'll be like "whoa, you gotta hook me up!" and then when were together away from chicks, they'll diss me and call me things that are the opposite of what i am. It used to bother me, but now it fuels me!

Use it as a tool to propel you. When they attempt to poke at you, use as a sign that you're doing things right! You're at the top and people are going to try to bring you down..