INSTANT Mystery: The ART of the "Crazy" Comment women LOVE

[NeverFear]

When im talking with a girl, I make it a constant habit to surprise them by saying something totally unexpected. I make it up as I go along. Do it at least once per date,,or more if youre funny.

9 out of 10 women LOVE this if you do it right. Sure, the one in ten is gonna take it literally, but she's an airhead anyways. Better you find out she has no imagination as soon as possible.

The more imagination, intelligence, and sense of humor she has, the MORE CRAZY you can make it. EXAMPLES:

1. She says: "You better slow down, the cops are always out in this area". YOU SAY: "I'm out on parole right now. If we get stopped theyre not gonna take me alive. Where's my Gun?(reach under the seat like youre searching for it).

SEE? The art of it is to be DEADLY SERIOUS but playful. If you do it right it shows you have:
A. Intelligence and imagination
B. A playful boyish side

2. SHE SAYS: "Do you want to go to the GAP"?
YOU SAY: "I Can't because I was banned from the mall. I got into a fight with a mall security guard and almost died after he sucker punched me"


Personally, I have a number of female friends and some of them have made the comment "I never know how to take you"
When they say that, youre EXACTLY there. Women DONT WANT to know how to take you, because then theyve figured you out.

 

[mongoose]

yeah this type of comedy works

Girls like this type of sh!t. I once told a girl that I was a pyromaniac when I first met her. A couple of dates later I started to play with the candle in the restaurant, she freaked out.

I once told a chick that I usually solve my problems by killing the person who is giving me the problem.

 

[jive]

Originally posted by NeverFear
1. She says: "You better slow down, the cops are always out in this area". YOU SAY: "I'm out on parole right now. If we get stopped theyre not gonna take me alive. Where's my Gun?(reach under the seat like youre searching for it).

LOL, that just made my day. It's really hard for me to say stuff like that without laughing though.

 

[One on One]

I'm afraid to say stuff like that sometimes because I'm a quiet guy and when a quiet guy says stuff like that out of the blue, they come off as an axe murderer type. It's a good tip, though, in the right situation.

 

[Kwah]

Yeah people get scared when I joke around. But thats a cool idea

 

[G_S]

"Do you ever dream about having sex with your grandparents?"

 

[J-Man]

its true, thats 100% what you need to do.

problem is, im not good at those kinds of things.

anyone have any tips? i guess the best idea would be to always make a conscience effort to think of those things until they come naturally to me.

 

[RazzleDazzle]

You can't be serious funny? It's the easiest thing to do. Here we go. You have to actually kinda believe in what your saying. Play it as a fantasy in your head that your actually doing in real life.

It's really easy to do. I have a friend who use to be the nicest quietest guy you would ever meet. When i got to know him better he would say things that would just boggle my mind. It's in you buddy, if that kid can do it, anyone can. I wonder though? I have a really good imagination and sense of humor, i use it a lot but do you think there is such a thing as being too funny? People can't tell when i'm serious.

 

[Imbrondir]

"Have you ever dreamed of just picking up a baseball bat, and smack down that old lady over there, untill she screams for mercy?"

... pause...

"Me neither"