Injured!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pantera_man]

I got in a fight with some ghetto loser a while back, in which I was the defender and he was the aggressor. Long story short, I
smashed his face in good, but broke my knuckle on it BAD. My hand is immobillized and in a cast and I can't lift weights or anything. It sucks a lot.... tons....

The thing is is that the cast is always a conversation piece with everyone I talk to and it's getting f*cking annoying explaining it! If chicks bring this up and I tell em is it detrimental or could it be used to my advantage? I have to explain it with/out sounding like a try-hard or a wannabe macho jackass. Something good has to come out of this situation.

 

[Brad324]

tell em it was a masturbation injury.

or not.

just tell them the truth, but dont talk like you're all proud of it. Just brush it off with a few words and change the subject.

 

[Climax]

Tell them to sign it and maybe write their phone number on it too?


Laterz...

 

[Life-Trainee]

Say that you warded off a group of thugs trying to attack your girlfriends...

 

[HeartlessBtch]

If I were you I'd get a kick out of this one. Girls love flirting with guys who have been injured. BUT, make sure you don't sound like a macho guy who got into a fight because he had nothing better to do. make up some sweet or sappy story and if the chick is digging you tell her that you need a nurse :crackup:

 

[kk2004]

hmm

where u as big as the other guy. cuz persoanlly i wud be scared if he was bigger.

 

[Climax]

Originally posted by HeartlessBtch
if the chick is digging you tell her that you need a nurse :crackup:

Classic.

 

[Climax]

Re: hmm

Originally posted by kk2004
where u as big as the other guy. cuz persoanlly i wud be scared if he was bigger.

What does that have to do with this thread?

P.S.: Dinomite comes in small packages ... bruce lee was small... would the strongest man in the world get into a fight with him?











































didnt think so.

 

[Life-Trainee]

If you got no fighting skills and the guy has weight advantage over you I'd say odds are in his favor.

 

[Climax]

Originally posted by Life-Trainee
If you got no fighting skills and the guy has weight advantage over you I'd say odds are in his favor.

No sh!t sherlock... ur point?


Laterz...

 

[Pantera_man]

At least some good can come about from all this evil....


To the dude that asked about sizes, I'm about 6'1, 175 and the guy was probably around my size but a bit shorter. I couldn't tell from all that baggy ghetto gear the ignorant bastard had on though.

It was a situation in which self-defense was effectively implemented, a serious lesson in respect was learned by one who was dangerously uneducated, and a web of unnecessary bullsh*t and annoyance was woven from his shattered pride and my shattered fist. This sh*tty web is what's trapped me into getting surgery, scheduled for tomorrow.

I will emerge from this with steel in my fist and steel in my nutsac, ready to take on the world as I learn my DJ skills.

 

[Ebach]

pantera, instead of beating the **** outa him, you coulda asked him how to get *****

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

when girls ask you this, just tell them to mind their own f*cking business, politely.

It keeps them guessing, wanting more from ya.