Impure thoughts in the house of God.

[Naughty Ninja]

Ok. Enough of the boring BS. How many of you filthy little perverts had the devil in your pants at times when you’ve been in your house of worship/church? (You know. Your little "parishoner" standing at full attention because the hot chick the next row up is wearing a sun dress when he should be bowing his head instead.)

Or perhaps held on to the hottie near you’s hand a little longer than normal when saying “Peace be with you”?

OR when kneeling taken a few peeks at the heavenly buttocks of the fine church going babe in front of you?

Spare me the “Oh I never did that.” Nonsense. :nono:

Remember God is watching. Telling lies makes baby Jesus cry.

Who’s up to confess?

 

[sageproduct]

Wait...Hold it right there.

Hotties? Heavenly buttocks? I gotta try this church thing out.

Next FR: Sage goes to church...

 

[TheJazz]

^ Last FR: Sage goes to hell.
But yes, OP, to answer your question, I've been there on multiple occasions. I quickly need to collect myself and reset to pay attention to what really matters. It sucks being human sometimes.

 

[sageproduct]

^ Last FR: Sage goes to hell.

Well where do you think all the sluts are

 

[BMX]

Hell yes! I even had a wingman with me who had multiple targets lined up.

 

[SamTheHobit]

This thread is stupid.

Entertaing though xD