I'm terrified of sex?

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aldaris said:
as the kids like to say - "no homo"
"no homo" my ass. any moron can see that you're either a) gay or b) a troll using the tired gay angle to evoke reactions among the less aware posters from VERY briefly perusing your post history. you've discussed "strapping lads", guys nearly "bumping heads" bending down to pick up your pencil, and how you chose not to call a guy that gave you his digits. to say that you're "no homo" is like saying that Last Man Standing is "no conspiracy theorist nutjob".
 

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NSUballer said:
Just stick it in and go as fast as you possibly can, then put your clothes on as fast as you can and run...and I mean RUN as fast as you can to your car that youve parked a block away.
:up: I second that! Run! FLEE!
 

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Wired for Sound said:
"no homo" my ass. any moron can see that you're either a) gay or b) a troll using the tired gay angle to evoke reactions among the less aware posters from VERY briefly perusing your post history. you've discussed "strapping lads", guys nearly "bumping heads" bending down to pick up your pencil, and how you chose not to call a guy that gave you his digits. to say that you're "no homo" is like saying that Last Man Standing is "no conspiracy theorist nutjob".
Shew deuce, SHEW SHEW!

Back to the piano you little chick magnet, you
 

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The only concern you really need when sleeping with someone is protection. As long as you can put the condom on correctly, it's all good. Your best bet is waiting for a girl you can trust. There are seriously too many girls out there who lie. They lie about being on birth control, what STD's they have, etc. I know a guy who knocked up a girl because she poked holes on the condom. So really guys, MAKE SURE you trust your partner. Of course, men are prone to lying as well, due to STD stigma. If your partner is a respectful girl who takes privacy seriously, you won't have to worry so much, so it's good to be picky.

As for worrying about how bad you might be in bed, there are no worries either. When you feel a girl up, any girl, for the first time, you'll most likely never know what she likes and doesn't like until you try. All girls have different preferences. If you don't satisfy a girl for the first time it's not the end of the world. As for not finding the right hole, come onnnn! You have an extremely rare case of retardation if you can't find it! So, in a nutshell, with these in mind, you don't have to be terrified of sex.
 

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you have nothing to be afraid of. if you are eating her out doggy style and she farts in your face, just keep going like nothing happened.

:moon:
 

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STDs don't scare me much since I know how to put on a condom corerectly.

What scares the **** out of me is herpes in the mouth. I want to eat vagina but fear that I may catch something
 

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muhuwahaha said:
STDs don't scare me much since I know how to put on a condom corerectly.

What scares the **** out of me is herpes in the mouth. I want to eat vagina but fear that I may catch something
man, when i was growing up women weren't the wh*res they are today. you didn't have to worry about eating a woman out.

nowadays eating a woman out is often times the same as sucking off the entire football team or office.
 

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muhuwahaha said:
STDs don't scare me much since I know how to put on a condom corerectly.

What scares the **** out of me is herpes in the mouth. I want to eat vagina but fear that I may catch something
Actually aren't cold sores a form of herpes? My gf won't let me go down on her when I have a cold sore. Can't say I blame her....so many risks involved..
 

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joekerr31 said:
man, when i was growing up women weren't the wh*res they are today. you didn't have to worry about eating a woman out.

nowadays eating a woman out is often times the same as sucking off the entire football team or office.
I wish I grew up when you grew up you lucky bastard ;)

btw muhuwahaha, you really shouldn't be eating out any girl you only just met on myspace. What are you nuts? she could be the town ***** who knows! careful.
 

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Wired for Sound said:
"no homo" my ass. any moron can see that you're either a) gay or b) a troll using the tired gay angle to evoke reactions among the less aware posters from VERY briefly perusing your post history. you've discussed "strapping lads", guys nearly "bumping heads" bending down to pick up your pencil, and how you chose not to call a guy that gave you his digits. to say that you're "no homo" is like saying that Last Man Standing is "no conspiracy theorist nutjob".
Or it's like saying that Deus "left sosuave after getting banned never to return again."
 

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Ever onward said:
Actually aren't cold sores a form of herpes? My gf won't let me go down on her when I have a cold sore. Can't say I blame her....so many risks involved..

Geez. Lemme educate you guys

Cold sores ARE Herpes.

Herpes Type 1. Genital Warts is Herpes Type 2.

If a person has a breakout of either, if you transmit the VIRUS to another person. By touch, or sharing eating utensils. the other person will get them

Its not uncommon to get Herpes 2 (genital warts) breakouts around the face

and Herpes 1 (cold sore) breakouts in the genital area


This virus is easily transmitted in the secretions of teh warts, so avoid like the plauge. Condoms WILL NOT protect you.

No sex during breakouts.
 

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Hey guys ... Just so you know, Menage a Mi = Wired For Sound = Deus ex Pianoforte.

Again I don't normally snitch on people like that, but he's using multiple accounts at the same time to try to deceive people.
 
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Quiksilver said:
Hey guys ... Just so you know, Menage a Mi = Wired For Sound = Deus ex Pianoforte.

Again I don't normally snitch on people like that, but he's using multiple accounts at the same time to try to deceive people.
Actually, I'm really not. Although an IP address match is fairly damning, it's also equally possible that I'm telling the truth, which is that my roommate is a child and likes to troll Internet forums that I frequent.

Which is more likely?


a) I post on the forum for over 2 years with no problems and suddenly decide to "turn troll" one day to "argue with myself"...or

b) A childish guy I know that still thinks prank calls are funny post-puberty uses various trolls to attempt to get a rise out of me, and subsequently inspires my equally juvenile roommate to do the same (albeit to a much more feeble extent)?

It doesn't take a genius to figure this one out. The writing's on the wall, and I trust much of the SoSuave community is literate.
 

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Be careful out there, fellas! As younger and younger girls fack more and more...their cooters are getting filthier and filthier! I think soon, it will be hard to find a 23-yo attractive female who doesn't have cooties.
1 in 4 teen girls has sexually transmitted disease
Virus that causes cervical cancer most common, government study finds

CHICAGO - At least one in four teenage girls nationwide has a sexually transmitted disease, or more than 3 million teens, according to the first study of its kind in this age group.

A virus that causes cervical cancer is by far the most common sexually transmitted infection in teen girls aged 14 to 19, while the highest overall prevalence is among black girls — nearly half the blacks studied had at least one STD. That rate compared with 20 percent among both whites and Mexican-American teens, the study from the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found.

About half of the girls acknowledged ever having sex; among them, the rate was 40 percent. While some teens define sex as only intercourse, other types of intimate behavior including oral sex can spread some infections.

For many, the numbers likely seem “overwhelming because you’re talking about nearly half of the sexually experienced teens at any one time having evidence of an STD,” said Dr. Margaret Blythe, an adolescent medicine specialist at Indiana University School of Medicine and head of the American Academy of Pediatrics’ committee on adolescence.

But the study highlights what many doctors who treat teens see every day, Blythe said.

Dr. John Douglas, director of the CDC’s division of STD prevention, said the results are the first to examine the combined national prevalence of common sexually transmitted diseases among adolescent girls. He said the data, from 2003-04, likely reflect current rates of infection.

“High STD rates among young women, particularly African-American young women, are clear signs that we must continue developing ways to reach those most at risk,” Douglas said.

The CDC’s Dr. Kevin Fenton said given that STDs can cause infertility and cervical cancer in women, “screening, vaccination and other prevention strategies for sexually active women are among our highest public health priorities.”

HPV most common
The study by CDC researcher Dr. Sara Forhan is an analysis of nationally representative data on 838 girls who participated in a 2003-04 government health survey. Teens were tested for four infections: human papillomavirus, or HPV, which can cause cervical cancer and affected 18 percent of girls studied; chlamydia, which affected 4 percent; trichomoniasis, 2.5 percent; and herpes simplex virus, 2 percent.

Blythe said the results are similar to previous studies examining rates of those diseases individually.

The results were prepared for release Tuesday at a CDC conference in Chicago on preventing sexually transmitted diseases.

HPV can cause genital warts but often has no symptoms. A vaccine targeting several HPV strains recently became available, but Douglas said it likely has not yet had much impact on HPV prevalence rates in teen girls.

Chlamydia and trichomoniasis can be treated with antibiotics. The CDC recommends annual chlamydia screening for all sexually active women under age 25. It also recommends the three-dose HPV vaccine for girls aged 11-12 years, and catch-up shots for females aged 13 to 26.

The American Academy of Pediatrics has similar recommendations.

Douglas said screening tests are underused in part because many teens don’t think they’re at risk, but also, some doctors mistakenly think, ’“Sexually transmitted diseases don’t happen to the kinds of patients I see.”’

Blythe said some doctors also are reluctant to discuss STDs with teen patients or offer screening because of confidentiality concerns, knowing parents would have to be told of the results.

The American Academy of Pediatrics supports confidential teen screening, she said.
 

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Wired for Sound said:
My roommate is an all around wonderful man who always brings a smile to my face no matter how bad of a day I have had. Some nights when I get off work real late and come trudging through the door at 3 am, he has dinner waiting for me on the candlelit kitchen table. I am a lucky man.

eh?
 
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